All that insane stuff and there’s then a trampoline you can buy at Sam’s Club

People also don’t like to contextualize their pithy quotes. Dostoevsky wrote this to suit the story in The Brothers Karamazov. It’s not him personally lamenting the state of man.

Merry Christmas, your comedy makes me happy.

Those dudes with the big beards and funny hats are cardinals from Eastern Rite Catholic Churches. They’re all Catholics, they recognize the pope as their leader, they believe the same thing as Roman Catholics, but their mass looks different from the Roman Rite.

Basically what happened with helium.

Oh this really sucks. In his honor, I’m going to say something I’ve never said online:

Rickey Henderson was a better baseball player than Scott Rolen.