Monteiro
@monteiro.bsky.social
I paint. I used to do other things. I might do them again. He/him. Protect trans kids!
“One of our generation's most moving writers.” —some Bsky rando
“One of our generation's most moving writers.” —some Bsky rando
AI is “dumpster juice” now.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
AI is “dumpster juice” now.
Some jackass parked his divorce right in front of our house today.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Some jackass parked his divorce right in front of our house today.
Oh hey, I got a new sweater.
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Oh hey, I got a new sweater.
Ok… let's get serious. I googled images of Subway "sandwiches" and based on the canonical definition of "sandwich" this is not a sandwich. It may have been a foot long, it may have been thrown, it may have hit the cop, but it was not a sandwich. It is—at best—an unappetizing hoagie. Mistrial.
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ok… let's get serious. I googled images of Subway "sandwiches" and based on the canonical definition of "sandwich" this is not a sandwich. It may have been a foot long, it may have been thrown, it may have hit the cop, but it was not a sandwich. It is—at best—an unappetizing hoagie. Mistrial.
Someone got a Cricut on Craigslist!!
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Someone got a Cricut on Craigslist!!
Anybody know what time this is at?
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Anybody know what time this is at?
Thanks to the amazing generosity of @kennedyprints.bsky.social, if you buy a Torment Nexus zine I’m tossing in a free letterpress print from Amos. While supplies last. It’s honestly irresponsible not to take me up on this. www.mulebooks.com/store/dont-b...
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Thanks to the amazing generosity of @kennedyprints.bsky.social, if you buy a Torment Nexus zine I’m tossing in a free letterpress print from Amos. While supplies last. It’s honestly irresponsible not to take me up on this. www.mulebooks.com/store/dont-b...
There’s a sweater for this: www.mulebooks.com/store/fuck-a...
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There’s a sweater for this: www.mulebooks.com/store/fuck-a...
My neighbors across the street are putting up a Xmas tree. It’s November 2. Nothing matters anymore.
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My neighbors across the street are putting up a Xmas tree. It’s November 2. Nothing matters anymore.
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
There is no better pen pal than @kennedyprints.bsky.social. Got me a stack of these now.
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There is no better pen pal than @kennedyprints.bsky.social. Got me a stack of these now.
Today’s Oslo record store haul is mostly weird Norwegian jazz, which is worth listening to.
October 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Today’s Oslo record store haul is mostly weird Norwegian jazz, which is worth listening to.
Good morning from Oslo.
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Good morning from Oslo.
Let’s go to the bullpen.
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Let’s go to the bullpen.
Post protest dance moves.
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Post protest dance moves.
Working out my blocking finger.
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Working out my blocking finger.
Don’t make me tap the sign.
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Don’t make me tap the sign.
You will, however, be missing out on cartoons like this:
October 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You will, however, be missing out on cartoons like this:
Here’s another spread:
October 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Here’s another spread:
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever made. Except that’s an evergreen statement at this point.
October 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever made. Except that’s an evergreen statement at this point.