Portalmon
banner
monteau.bsky.social
Portalmon
@monteau.bsky.social
Sometimes
I'm sick of these avocado roosters waking me up with their guacadoodledoo
November 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
When someone steals my catchphrase that's grand theft motto
November 22, 2024 at 2:49 AM
In this house we don't run, we scurry. Maybe scatter. No sauntering
November 18, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Clouds sounds made up. Yeah water just collects in the sky like a spirit bomb okay sure scientist Goku
November 17, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Flat Damon: My pecs aren't juicy enough. I'm not liking them apples

Zen Affleck: It's about what's juicy in your heart
November 12, 2024 at 9:51 AM
They should make a Simpsons-themed putty called PlayD'oh
October 26, 2024 at 1:10 PM
You can't spell chivalry without hi [waves]
October 24, 2024 at 2:40 PM
If you've been hurt by anime, you might have weaboo-boos
October 24, 2024 at 2:36 PM
10 Video Games To Get To Know Me:
(in no particular order)
Portal
Shadow Of The Colossus
Katamari Damacy
Pokemon Fire Red
Chrono Trigger
Kingdom Hearts
Plants VS Zombies
Small Saga
Ratchet & Clank
Uncharted 2
10 Video Games to get to know me:

1. Half-Life 2
2. Dark Souls
3. Super Mario 64
4. Banjo-Kazooie
5. Sonic Adventure 2
6. Control
7. Mass Effect 2
8. Everybody’s Gone for the Rapture
9. Outer Wilds
10. Alan Wake 2
10 Video Games to get to know me:

1. Super Mario Brothers 3
2. Tetris
3. Animal Crossing (all of them)
4. Pokemon Puzzle League
5. Kirby's Adventure
6. Super Mario 64
7. Little Kitty, Big City
8. Mario + Rabbids (all of them)
9. Paper Mario (all of them)
10. Mario Party (all of them)
October 21, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Nice to be training with Bsky
October 21, 2024 at 9:54 AM
I like to exercise while watching Vinland Saga so I get those enThorfinns
October 21, 2024 at 9:43 AM
You being outside touching grass, coping like a soycel, while I'm insidepilled and doomscrollmaxxing
October 21, 2024 at 9:42 AM
There's a mime that communicates with plants called Marcel Mycelium
October 21, 2024 at 9:38 AM