Monstr
monstrinthecloset.bsky.social
Monstr
@monstrinthecloset.bsky.social
18, He/They/It
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“Swervesshortspike”
18+ / MDNI
Call me Monstr or something idc
I don’t rlly make any posts
SO SORRY IF I SPAM LIKE STUFF!!
I think I’d be banned from all my Discord servers if they found this…
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tbh imo "tag your shit properly" is a way better system than anything else social media has tried. you tagged it bad? okay now there's trouble. otherwise? nobody's gonna stumble across it accidentally. hate that people (and platforms, and payment processors) are weaponizing it against creators
September 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
OH OH OH BUT IN GOOD NEWS
IM FINALLY PLAYING THE WITCHER GAMES IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER
I played a bit of the 3rd one a little after it came out and since the series is on MASSIVE steam sale rn (80% to 90% off) I picked up the whole series + DLC
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Oh fun. One of the Transformers discord servers I was in straight up.. had a second server where they shittalked & misgendered me. Literally the owner said “I’m neurodivergent but even I know when to shut up” and “I’m neurodivergent too but read the room” HELLO JUST. TALK TO ME NEXT TIME?? TELL ME??
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Re-watching Fionna & Cake.. I got jumpscared by cubed Prismo, saw him and immediately remembered a ProhibitedWish smut fic. Meanwhile I’m currently reading a Simon based smut fic involving such characters as Winter King, gender swapped Simon, Fionna, adult Finn… ouuugh
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Somebody finally discovered the bed warmer we added to their pet bed. 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Hungry....
I am really craving warm pancakes with bacon and country fried steak with eggs and a small side of hash browns. Also a fruit cup.

Just imagining the warm pancake is comforting. It's fluffy, soft, warm, a bit nutty and with some butter and syrup. Like a soft cloud comforter
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Breaking news: local white boy fucks up trying to make tostadas & guac dip. My tostadas are burnt, the ones that aren’t burnt taste burnt, and the guac dip has so much cotija it’s all I can taste beyond the burnt chip flavor.
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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#(^.^)b #TFA The Decepticon Justice Division takes a day off U.U
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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prowl with valve hypoplasia so when he gets fingered or fucked its way too much and he bleeds easily and the pressure builds up so much that he usually ends up crying and pissing himself so its a mess of lubricant and streaks of energon while his waste fluid sprays everywhere and— (gets shot)
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
rubbermon idea.. probably not a new one but whatevs. basically i originally thought Nickit had a vacuum tail not a broom tail for some reason.. so.. rubbermon Nickit with some sort of suction tail or smthn... big succ...
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Tomcat, about to get mauled by Nadia. In her defense, she did warn him that she can’t control her worgen form, but he insisted on seeing it anyway.

#warcraft #worgen
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
MY MANGA SNACK BLIND BOX THINGY CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY :D
Can’t eat the snacks yet because my head cold has confined me to pumpkin pie, but super happy about the manga! its Choujin X, Phantom Busters, and Yomotsuhegui
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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sug bex
#valveplug
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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November 10, 2023 at 8:33 AM
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So umm-feels cold in here…ohh hey, it’s this guy.

#Adventuretime #FionnaandCake #SimonPetrikov
October 21, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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wizard city beach episode but I added simon and ron james because the more the merrier [: #adventuretime #simonpetrikov
October 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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There's just something great about bean-shaped Cake the Cat...

#art #nsfw #fanart #CakeTheCat #AdventureTime
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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In all my years roleplaying in world of Warcraft gnome and goblin players have always been super rare. I decided to run a D&D campaign set on Azeroth with players that know barely any of the lore and we have one night elf, an orc, two goblins, and two gnomes. This party is going to be wild hahaha
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Fairy sketch
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Unfortunately I love gravy but I gotta get rid of the turkey. If it’s done wrong the gravy sure but I’ve never had a turkey that wasn’t dry and bland af
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I’ve been playing WoW for just about 5 years now, and I’m still afraid to do group content. I’ve been brave enough to do quick group stuff like the Headless Horseman kill, but rarely have I had the guts to queue in for a dungeon. I’m going to start trying it more often. Social phobia be damned.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM