MonstersAbound
@monstersabound.bsky.social
YouTube Gaming Content Creator & Total War Content Partner based in Cornwall, UK.
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Email - MonstersAbound@gmail.com
(He/Him)
Links - https://doras.to/monstersabound
Email - MonstersAbound@gmail.com
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God forbid women have hobbies
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
God forbid women have hobbies
I think my eyes just rolled so hard and far that my optical nerves snapped and I am now mercifully blind.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I think my eyes just rolled so hard and far that my optical nerves snapped and I am now mercifully blind.
Rich people are monsters, and the more rich they are the more monstrous they are. That amount of money rots their brains and their souls into putrid pools of viscus slime.
No one should have that much money. It's repugnant.
No one should have that much money. It's repugnant.
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Rich people are monsters, and the more rich they are the more monstrous they are. That amount of money rots their brains and their souls into putrid pools of viscus slime.
No one should have that much money. It's repugnant.
No one should have that much money. It's repugnant.
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If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
Have to shout out the incredible Colour of Dinosaurs currently on at the Theatre Royal in Plymouth. A live show all about how the skin colour of dinosaurs was discovered. Great for any dinosaur mad kids and genuinely fascinating.
theatreroyal.com/whats-on/col...
theatreroyal.com/whats-on/col...
The Colour of Dinosaurs | Theatre Royal Plymouth
theatreroyal.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Have to shout out the incredible Colour of Dinosaurs currently on at the Theatre Royal in Plymouth. A live show all about how the skin colour of dinosaurs was discovered. Great for any dinosaur mad kids and genuinely fascinating.
theatreroyal.com/whats-on/col...
theatreroyal.com/whats-on/col...
Its impressive that it can create something like this. But what it has created is confusing, unusable and pointless.
Which is AI all over really.
Which is AI all over really.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Its impressive that it can create something like this. But what it has created is confusing, unusable and pointless.
Which is AI all over really.
Which is AI all over really.
Maybe Microsoft can try sucking a dick instead.
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Maybe Microsoft can try sucking a dick instead.
Why are all of the mainstream parties in a desperate race to be the worst arseholes of all time?
Here this all is as a story. The Conservatives said they would provide clarity, but they have not as yet.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Deporting legally settled people is ‘broadly in line’ with Tory policy, says Badenoch’s office
Conservative leader’s spokesperson sets out plan to strip the right of indefinite leave to remain from people claiming benefits
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Why are all of the mainstream parties in a desperate race to be the worst arseholes of all time?
The 'magic'.
Turns out its not hard to trick an imbicile multiple times.
Turns out its not hard to trick an imbicile multiple times.
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The 'magic'.
Turns out its not hard to trick an imbicile multiple times.
Turns out its not hard to trick an imbicile multiple times.
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This goes for you, too, UK.
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This goes for you, too, UK.
This sounds like that bit in Star Trek Next Generation where they found out the higher warp you go the more chance you have of ripping a hole in subspace. We just need a maverik scientist to drive a train a bit too fast ovet a squeaky bit and Picard will solve this is 45 minutes.
The main cause of the noise is something that will, sooner or later, hit every part of the network: “rail corrugation”.
You aren’t imagining it: London's Tube is getting louder.
You aren’t imagining it: London's Tube is getting louder.
No, you aren’t imagining it: the Tube is getting louder
I SAID, THE TUBE *IS* GETTING LOUDER.
jonn.substack.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This sounds like that bit in Star Trek Next Generation where they found out the higher warp you go the more chance you have of ripping a hole in subspace. We just need a maverik scientist to drive a train a bit too fast ovet a squeaky bit and Picard will solve this is 45 minutes.
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Fuck Trump and Absolutely Fuck Farage who wants to do the exact same thing.
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
chicago.suntimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Fuck Trump and Absolutely Fuck Farage who wants to do the exact same thing.
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All my comics have happy endings!
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
All my comics have happy endings!
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Folks who create videos about games on the internet: I have questions for you if you'd be so kind. I'm trying to determine the relationship between traditional media and those who create videos about games and have never worked for the games press. Sharing is appreciated!
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Games influencer press relationship query
I'm trying to determine to what extend people who create videos about games engage with "traditional" press as a source for what games to cover. Please only answer these questions if you are someone w...
forms.gle
October 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Folks who create videos about games on the internet: I have questions for you if you'd be so kind. I'm trying to determine the relationship between traditional media and those who create videos about games and have never worked for the games press. Sharing is appreciated!
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forms.gle/cG3BEkGqwuoh...
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I would smooth this idea over by allowing people to have this guy on the card
September 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I would smooth this idea over by allowing people to have this guy on the card
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imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.
September 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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