Platypuses aren't real that's just beavers hiding from the mob.

Your conscience is a little guy that lives in your ear and screeches at you when you fuck up. Don't believe the lies of Big Tinnitus.

A mantis is a type of centaur.

I suffer from resting not political face.

I'm the only one at the bowling alley wearing a bowler hat again I'm sick of this shit.