Molly Dadison
@monovalent.bsky.social
Junior Vice President of Public Relations for the North Haverbrook Municipal Monorail
📍San Francrisco
📍San Francrisco
Changing terminals on a tight connection at Minneapolis-St. Paul-Lambert Field:
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Changing terminals on a tight connection at Minneapolis-St. Paul-Lambert Field:
I know it sounds unlikely, but we didn't stage any of this.
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I know it sounds unlikely, but we didn't stage any of this.
Kinda thought this was a line of somthing for a split second
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Kinda thought this was a line of somthing for a split second
This inanimate carbon rod!
October 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This inanimate carbon rod!
We're way behind you, but we're finally making progress on this series
October 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We're way behind you, but we're finally making progress on this series
When appropriate, I need someone responsible to flash this card in my face like I'm an errant soccer player.
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When appropriate, I need someone responsible to flash this card in my face like I'm an errant soccer player.
Now that he has options, he's annoyed by all of us.
September 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Now that he has options, he's annoyed by all of us.
Coming back to the US after three weeks
September 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Coming back to the US after three weeks
The only medicine we can afford is Tylenol and we have no trains.
September 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The only medicine we can afford is Tylenol and we have no trains.
29 years of playing Pilotwings 64 have prepared me for this moment.
September 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
29 years of playing Pilotwings 64 have prepared me for this moment.
Me seeing any part of LAX, but especially its rideshare situation:
September 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Me seeing any part of LAX, but especially its rideshare situation:
I'm so far away from a town with a name that Google just gave up and showed me the weather forecast for "Indian Ocean"
September 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I'm so far away from a town with a name that Google just gave up and showed me the weather forecast for "Indian Ocean"
Y'all, I was just at a mixer for folks sailing around the Seychelles.
There were actual conversations about the L.L. Bean catalog.
There were actual conversations about the L.L. Bean catalog.
September 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Y'all, I was just at a mixer for folks sailing around the Seychelles.
There were actual conversations about the L.L. Bean catalog.
There were actual conversations about the L.L. Bean catalog.
Depression can't stop me from looking my best
September 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Depression can't stop me from looking my best
See you at the river rafting adventure after all that sugar
September 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
See you at the river rafting adventure after all that sugar
I know it's only because of the time of day, but it really looks like everyone decided to GTFO of the US.
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I know it's only because of the time of day, but it really looks like everyone decided to GTFO of the US.
You can always tell a Harvard man
September 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You can always tell a Harvard man
Some of our best and brightest have been raised on caulk.
What else could possibly explain Kissinger?
What else could possibly explain Kissinger?
September 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Some of our best and brightest have been raised on caulk.
What else could possibly explain Kissinger?
What else could possibly explain Kissinger?
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news?
September 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news?
Just sang along to Radiohead's "Creep" for a 100% indifferent cat.
August 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Just sang along to Radiohead's "Creep" for a 100% indifferent cat.