momstermash
@momstermash.bsky.social
Mom. Wife. Probably stoned while watching a scary movie or Bravo.
The beach was a dream 🩵
July 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The beach was a dream 🩵
Keep forgetting about this website and I’m down to like, two likes a day on twitter so I don’t know I guess I’m just still posting for my own entertainment everywhere.
July 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Keep forgetting about this website and I’m down to like, two likes a day on twitter so I don’t know I guess I’m just still posting for my own entertainment everywhere.
“Mama mia! What’s going on here!?” - my four year old
May 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“Mama mia! What’s going on here!?” - my four year old
Well twitter isn’t working so here I am to randomly talk to myself lmao
May 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Well twitter isn’t working so here I am to randomly talk to myself lmao
Feeling like a mess lately, even though I’m taking better care of myself physically than probably ever before? What a scam.
April 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Feeling like a mess lately, even though I’m taking better care of myself physically than probably ever before? What a scam.
When you see your food headed your way 😙
April 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When you see your food headed your way 😙
My gosh I just keep forgetting this app exists 😵💫
April 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My gosh I just keep forgetting this app exists 😵💫
I’m a huge clothes clean out kick and am determined to make a few bucks from consigning stuff while also decluttering our space. Not that I wont immediately buy more, but at least there will be room for it lol
March 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m a huge clothes clean out kick and am determined to make a few bucks from consigning stuff while also decluttering our space. Not that I wont immediately buy more, but at least there will be room for it lol
I just keep forgetting about this app but every time I make a post over here I do find it quite pleasant
March 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I just keep forgetting about this app but every time I make a post over here I do find it quite pleasant
Today I made a great iced coffee with cold foam and sprinkles in a pretty glass mug and suddenly I was Girl Who Is Going To Be Ok™️
March 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Today I made a great iced coffee with cold foam and sprinkles in a pretty glass mug and suddenly I was Girl Who Is Going To Be Ok™️
Physical therapy was rough but my therapist is very impressed with my progress and thinks I’ll be able to get full extension in my arm again. It’s a long road but it’s good to see progress.
February 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Physical therapy was rough but my therapist is very impressed with my progress and thinks I’ll be able to get full extension in my arm again. It’s a long road but it’s good to see progress.
The horrors persist, but so do I.
February 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The horrors persist, but so do I.
I had my first physical therapy appointment today and now I’m very sore and tired. Time to cope with bong rips.
February 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I had my first physical therapy appointment today and now I’m very sore and tired. Time to cope with bong rips.
I just submitted Ryder’s first PreK application. I’m a wreck. Like he is a BABY this cannot be real 😭
January 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I just submitted Ryder’s first PreK application. I’m a wreck. Like he is a BABY this cannot be real 😭
I turn 37 on Sunday and wow I am so old and I worry about the things I’ve yet to accomplish in life
January 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I turn 37 on Sunday and wow I am so old and I worry about the things I’ve yet to accomplish in life
I keep forgetting this app exists 😭 but everything is horrible everywhere so I should hang out here more often
January 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I keep forgetting this app exists 😭 but everything is horrible everywhere so I should hang out here more often
Santa showed up! 🎅🏼
December 25, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Santa showed up! 🎅🏼
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Let’s think in private more.
December 17, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Let’s think in private more.
My son’s obsession with Home Alone continues. It’s either that or Scooby Doo on Zombie Island every night.
December 15, 2024 at 10:04 PM
My son’s obsession with Home Alone continues. It’s either that or Scooby Doo on Zombie Island every night.
The Substance was incredible. I loved everything about it. 2024 has been such a banger year for horror I am so pleased
December 14, 2024 at 7:02 PM
The Substance was incredible. I loved everything about it. 2024 has been such a banger year for horror I am so pleased
I’m finally watching The Substance. I already know I’m going to obsess over it. 💚
December 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I’m finally watching The Substance. I already know I’m going to obsess over it. 💚
I think I’m almost done Christmas shopping. A few pictures to print and frame, some gift cards to grab, and a couple stocking stuffers and I think I can say I’m finished 🤞🏼
December 11, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I think I’m almost done Christmas shopping. A few pictures to print and frame, some gift cards to grab, and a couple stocking stuffers and I think I can say I’m finished 🤞🏼
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