Lea Ann Allen
@mommyswishlist.bsky.social
Senior Copywriter at RAPP, side hustle for women-owned SMBs.
CCAD alum, former Richards Group, TracyLocke, CBRE. Buys art supplies before groceries.
CCAD alum, former Richards Group, TracyLocke, CBRE. Buys art supplies before groceries.
This is the color of spit.
Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year is a white
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is the color of spit.
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William the Conquerer's oldest son was Robert Curthose, meaning "short trousers", which means…
WHOOOO LIVES IN A CASTLE IN THE 11TH CENTURY?
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
MEDIEVAL AND NORMAN AND ROYAL IS HE
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
WHOOOO LIVES IN A CASTLE IN THE 11TH CENTURY?
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
MEDIEVAL AND NORMAN AND ROYAL IS HE
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
William the Conquerer's oldest son was Robert Curthose, meaning "short trousers", which means…
WHOOOO LIVES IN A CASTLE IN THE 11TH CENTURY?
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
MEDIEVAL AND NORMAN AND ROYAL IS HE
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
WHOOOO LIVES IN A CASTLE IN THE 11TH CENTURY?
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
MEDIEVAL AND NORMAN AND ROYAL IS HE
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
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Be sure to apply plenty of black hole sunscreen before lounging in your soundgarden.
August 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Be sure to apply plenty of black hole sunscreen before lounging in your soundgarden.
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"I am a man who will fight for your honour,
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"I am a man who will fight for your honour,
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
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Did you know if you hold a red lobster to your ear, it will tell you the cheddar bay biscuit recipe?
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Did you know if you hold a red lobster to your ear, it will tell you the cheddar bay biscuit recipe?
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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I have eaten
the eggs
that were
on the counter
which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.
They weren’t moist or savory
like the seafood variety of Friskies
but I was bored.
buff.ly/D4lLaCm
the eggs
that were
on the counter
which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.
They weren’t moist or savory
like the seafood variety of Friskies
but I was bored.
buff.ly/D4lLaCm
Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat
“This is Just to Say” I have eaten the eggs that were on the counter which you were probably saving for breakfast. They weren’t moist or savory lik...
buff.ly
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart
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I found a capybara pebble🤎
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I found a capybara pebble🤎
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Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
October 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
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If Salieri tried any of that shit with me, I would have kicked his ass
October 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If Salieri tried any of that shit with me, I would have kicked his ass
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Landscape with Snow by Vincent van Gogh, 1888
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137226
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137226
September 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Landscape with Snow by Vincent van Gogh, 1888
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137226
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137226
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A Chinese woman translates Hànzì (汉字) tattoos on Westerners. It is genuinely hilarious.
youtube.com/shorts/xMvLR...
youtube.com/shorts/xMvLR...
Westerners' Chinese tattoos be like
YouTube video by Chinese with Jessie
youtube.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
A Chinese woman translates Hànzì (汉字) tattoos on Westerners. It is genuinely hilarious.
youtube.com/shorts/xMvLR...
youtube.com/shorts/xMvLR...
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Whenever I left a door open, my mum would ask if I was born in a barn, which is odd because you'd think she'd remember something like that.
September 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Whenever I left a door open, my mum would ask if I was born in a barn, which is odd because you'd think she'd remember something like that.
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I saved money by bundling my depression and anxiety.
September 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I saved money by bundling my depression and anxiety.
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The inventor of the Venn diagram has died. He touched many lives, some more than others.
August 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The inventor of the Venn diagram has died. He touched many lives, some more than others.
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Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry
August 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry
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A cat walks into a saloon...
BARTENDER: what will you have?
CAT: shot of whisky
BARTENDER, AFTER POURING THE SHOT: there you go
CAT, AFTER PUSHING THE SHOT OFF THE TABLE: give me another
BARTENDER: what will you have?
CAT: shot of whisky
BARTENDER, AFTER POURING THE SHOT: there you go
CAT, AFTER PUSHING THE SHOT OFF THE TABLE: give me another
August 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
A cat walks into a saloon...
BARTENDER: what will you have?
CAT: shot of whisky
BARTENDER, AFTER POURING THE SHOT: there you go
CAT, AFTER PUSHING THE SHOT OFF THE TABLE: give me another
BARTENDER: what will you have?
CAT: shot of whisky
BARTENDER, AFTER POURING THE SHOT: there you go
CAT, AFTER PUSHING THE SHOT OFF THE TABLE: give me another
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I’m not going to be able to take any vacations this summer, so I’ve just decided not to give a fuck for a few weeks
August 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m not going to be able to take any vacations this summer, so I’ve just decided not to give a fuck for a few weeks
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I still can’t believe someone stole my neighbours wind chimes tomorrow morning
July 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I still can’t believe someone stole my neighbours wind chimes tomorrow morning