Molly Thynes, Author
mollythynes-author.bsky.social
Molly Thynes, Author
@mollythynes-author.bsky.social
I'm an author of horror/assorted creepy things living in Minnesota, the Increasing Horror-scapes of America
NaNoWriMo has bit the dust, but I still at least ATTEMPT to write a new rough draft each November

This year: a sci-fi/body horror set in a dystopic near-future America
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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UGLY STEPSISTER won for First Feature Film in the @fangoria.bsky.social #chainsawawards!
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Being Facebook friends with you former classmates is wild

Because they will share a memory of a #christianrock concert they went to at the local middle school when they were 13, but you're just horrified, because it turns out the singer was a sex offender and she was the same age as his victim
October 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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The American people have made their voices heard today. Trump and the Republicans have never looked smaller. Their lies about these protests have completely discredited them and backfired. They miscalculated. Badly.
October 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I just had to explain to my coworker that parents don't buy those cool light up sneakers for their kids anymore, because it makes it easier for school shooters to spot them

I think I broke her, and saying it just felt so ordinary to me
October 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Oh this is not great
October 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Continuing spending my evenings trying to learn Irish on #Duolingo

Continuing to be very bad at it
a man is holding a piece of paper in his hand and making a funny face while a woman looks on .
ALT: a man is holding a piece of paper in his hand and making a funny face while a woman looks on .
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I wanted to look up ideas for how to decorate my porch for the Trick or Treaters this #Halloween, and, like I used to, I went straight to #Pinterest

...and then immediately closed it again when I realized 75% of the posts were AI slop

The world is sad
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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this is a very very big story because of the apparently totally fake story ICE/DHS put out about what happened.
October 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.

But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm just waiting for a MAHA on the verge of defecting to realize that the 'first' case of autism was identified in 1911 and Acetaminophen wasn't invited until 1950, and then demand an explanation for this discrepancy
October 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Every year during October I watch a horror movie a night. I always open with Cabin in the Woods on October 1st.

Give me your horror recommendations, especially new and obscure stuff.
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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“Unusual.” Seriously?
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"I just finished my novel outline!"

"Great! Now you can-"

"It's 35,000 words!"
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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“Portland is a peaceful, vibrant city with no need for federal agents on our streets,” Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) wrote on Bluesky. “I urge Oregonians not to fall into Trump’s attempt to incite violence.”
Trump says he'll send troops to Portland and sanction “full force” against Americans
That would be illegal, except perhaps in moments of serious unrest—which this is not.
www.motherjones.com
September 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
C'mon, Tylenol! Don't make me regret cheering for a corporation
#rfkjr #trumpadministration #autism
September 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
WOULD ANYONE TELL ME WHAT #UnhingedPit is? I'm a writer trying to branch out from TikTok
Who is participating in #UnhingedPit tomorrow?
September 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Are the author follow trains on Bluesky the way there were on the artist formerly known as Twitter?
September 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I just saw a TikTok where a woman was listening to Edelweiss and said she finally understood how Captain Von Trapp felt. And honestly, same. Excuse me while I go sob into my pillow for an hour.
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Nexstar is still refusing to air Jimmy Kimmel, despite Disney ending his suspension

Clearly, we have not fucked with the money enough. Here is a list of their assets
#nexstar #boycott
September 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM