Your Mother
@mollymarie03.bsky.social
Sports yeller. Trashmouth. Cat lady. Professional aunt. Geriatric mom. Sober. True crime aficionado. Calm like a bomb. It’s always spooky season. All Black Lives Matter. She/her. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Deactivated my account for a few weeks and wondered if anyone would even notice. They didn’t. Not a single person reached out. Stopped initiating every conversation, so I haven’t talked to anyone I haven’t physically seen in weeks. Super validating to confirm nobody gives a fuck.
Happy holidays!
Happy holidays!
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Deactivated my account for a few weeks and wondered if anyone would even notice. They didn’t. Not a single person reached out. Stopped initiating every conversation, so I haven’t talked to anyone I haven’t physically seen in weeks. Super validating to confirm nobody gives a fuck.
Happy holidays!
Happy holidays!
Made my manager cry during my annual performance review today.
a man in a suit is giving a thumbs up
Alt: a man in a suit is giving a thumbs up
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Made my manager cry during my annual performance review today.
I usually think she looks like Ryan but I guess a little like bb me?
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I usually think she looks like Ryan but I guess a little like bb me?
Listen I would love to be optimistic that releasing the files will have real actual consequences but unfortunately I’ve been conscious for the last decade when one thing after another was labeled “THE THING THAT WILL BRING HIM DOWN” and he has been elected president not once but TWICE. So.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Listen I would love to be optimistic that releasing the files will have real actual consequences but unfortunately I’ve been conscious for the last decade when one thing after another was labeled “THE THING THAT WILL BRING HIM DOWN” and he has been elected president not once but TWICE. So.
Can anyone explain to me why anyone we encounter in public thinks my daughter is a boy????
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Can anyone explain to me why anyone we encounter in public thinks my daughter is a boy????
I don’t feel like enough of you saw this.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I don’t feel like enough of you saw this.
But…they were like 90% of the way…to the finish line?????????
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
But…they were like 90% of the way…to the finish line?????????
I think I’m just done.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I think I’m just done.
If you need to have a conversation with the pharmacist the drive-thru is NOT FOR YOU. GO INSIDE.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If you need to have a conversation with the pharmacist the drive-thru is NOT FOR YOU. GO INSIDE.
There’s a joke about Mamdani winning the mayoral election over Dick Cheney’s dead body joke in here somewhere but I get up before 5am so all I’ve got right now is WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
There’s a joke about Mamdani winning the mayoral election over Dick Cheney’s dead body joke in here somewhere but I get up before 5am so all I’ve got right now is WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Me: Beebs, it’s time to get dressed.
Beebs:
Beebs:
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Me: Beebs, it’s time to get dressed.
Beebs:
Beebs:
Losing a game like this is annoying but honestly not even half as annoying as trying to be on here while watching a game.
November 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Losing a game like this is annoying but honestly not even half as annoying as trying to be on here while watching a game.
Good morning to Shohei Ohtani and Shohei Ohtani only. Congrats bb.
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Good morning to Shohei Ohtani and Shohei Ohtani only. Congrats bb.
She can’t even sit on the kitchen floor and eat her vegetables in peace.
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
She can’t even sit on the kitchen floor and eat her vegetables in peace.
I guess I’m a Karen but the neighbors are having a party in their backyard and the music is SO LOUD and fine whatever it’s not even 8:30 but they already had people park a trailer in our front yard to load up the bounce house and that was fucking rude.
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I guess I’m a Karen but the neighbors are having a party in their backyard and the music is SO LOUD and fine whatever it’s not even 8:30 but they already had people park a trailer in our front yard to load up the bounce house and that was fucking rude.
Ope there’s one more episode next week. It’s my favorite podcast but if you don’t like an element of humor mixed in with horrible stories then I don’t recommend it. Like I said, not for everyone. But they’ve done some amazing historical series in the last couple years if you like this style.
I totally acknowledge that Last Podcast on the Left is not for everyone, but they just concluded a five part series on Heinrich Himmler that was an incredible listen. And a timely refresher on how that all happened. But as with most things, the people who need to hear it, never will.
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Ope there’s one more episode next week. It’s my favorite podcast but if you don’t like an element of humor mixed in with horrible stories then I don’t recommend it. Like I said, not for everyone. But they’ve done some amazing historical series in the last couple years if you like this style.
I literally never thought I would say this in my life, but: less dramatized shows about serial killers, more shows about the rise of the reich. That shit didn’t happen overnight. It was a slow build over a period of 15 years. And boy howdy are there a LOT of parallels between then and now.
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I literally never thought I would say this in my life, but: less dramatized shows about serial killers, more shows about the rise of the reich. That shit didn’t happen overnight. It was a slow build over a period of 15 years. And boy howdy are there a LOT of parallels between then and now.
My child just started saying oh my goodness which sounds more like “oh mah gud-ness” and it might actually be the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My child just started saying oh my goodness which sounds more like “oh mah gud-ness” and it might actually be the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.
No Beetlejuice Bebo but a mama followed directions.
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
No Beetlejuice Bebo but a mama followed directions.
Sigh. The world just wasn’t ready for Beeblejuice.
She hated her costume so much I’m pretty sure it will be a focal point during one of her future therapy sessions.
She hated her costume so much I’m pretty sure it will be a focal point during one of her future therapy sessions.
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sigh. The world just wasn’t ready for Beeblejuice.
She hated her costume so much I’m pretty sure it will be a focal point during one of her future therapy sessions.
She hated her costume so much I’m pretty sure it will be a focal point during one of her future therapy sessions.
Turned in my final project for this class which ended up being a 22 page paper that I wrote in about 24 hours spread out over 2 days, in case you were wondering if procrastination is something everyone outgrows.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Turned in my final project for this class which ended up being a 22 page paper that I wrote in about 24 hours spread out over 2 days, in case you were wondering if procrastination is something everyone outgrows.
Look at how big this spooky little nugget is getting 🎃
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Look at how big this spooky little nugget is getting 🎃