Molly Kerr
@mollykerr.bsky.social
Actor. Comedian. Writer.
(Except not really)
Follow to watch me launch countless projects and fail to complete them in realtime.
If you’re religious or delicate, I will probably offend you. DM me “hello” if you’d like to be lectured.
Western Australia
(Except not really)
Follow to watch me launch countless projects and fail to complete them in realtime.
If you’re religious or delicate, I will probably offend you. DM me “hello” if you’d like to be lectured.
Western Australia
cuddling my daughter to sleep when my girl-cat jumped up for cuddles!
I’m feeling extremely lucky to be amongst two such supreme cutie pies.
if this is female solidarity it’s even better than i thought!
I’m feeling extremely lucky to be amongst two such supreme cutie pies.
if this is female solidarity it’s even better than i thought!
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
cuddling my daughter to sleep when my girl-cat jumped up for cuddles!
I’m feeling extremely lucky to be amongst two such supreme cutie pies.
if this is female solidarity it’s even better than i thought!
I’m feeling extremely lucky to be amongst two such supreme cutie pies.
if this is female solidarity it’s even better than i thought!
Yeah, I was playing dumb for comedic effect. I knew what you meant and agreed but was trying to be funny.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Yeah, I was playing dumb for comedic effect. I knew what you meant and agreed but was trying to be funny.
MC at Mad Cow Monday and 7 minutes at Hilton Hahas tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
MC at Mad Cow Monday and 7 minutes at Hilton Hahas tonight!
Who has two thumbs, and is hosting at Mad Cow Monday tonight?
THIS LADY!
THIS LADY!
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Who has two thumbs, and is hosting at Mad Cow Monday tonight?
THIS LADY!
THIS LADY!
After a Kookaz stand up comedy gig at RISQ in Joondalup, I come home to this message on my desk: “Dear Mummy, I need you to make these. Love Arty🩷”
So of course I started immediately because I’m nothing, if not obedient.
So of course I started immediately because I’m nothing, if not obedient.
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
After a Kookaz stand up comedy gig at RISQ in Joondalup, I come home to this message on my desk: “Dear Mummy, I need you to make these. Love Arty🩷”
So of course I started immediately because I’m nothing, if not obedient.
So of course I started immediately because I’m nothing, if not obedient.
Every Friday night is Stand Up Comedy at The Windmill Comedy Club! But THIS Friday night was also Halloween and that means fancy dress!
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Every Friday night is Stand Up Comedy at The Windmill Comedy Club! But THIS Friday night was also Halloween and that means fancy dress!
If you’re wondering how my October/November is going…
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you’re wondering how my October/November is going…
Who has a Fringe show and needs a new head shot in the next 24 hours?
This idiot!
This idiot!
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Who has a Fringe show and needs a new head shot in the next 24 hours?
This idiot!
This idiot!
I usually struggle through comedy-writing books because the author always feels a, quite reasonable, pressure to be funny within the text. It’s sometimes “cringe”, as the kids day, but John Vorhaus seems to have my exact sense of humour because this is hilarious.
October 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I usually struggle through comedy-writing books because the author always feels a, quite reasonable, pressure to be funny within the text. It’s sometimes “cringe”, as the kids day, but John Vorhaus seems to have my exact sense of humour because this is hilarious.
As I’ve cut them all facing the same way, however, 🫣 instead they make the shape below…
So what happens? They‘re all identical shapes? Why does it matter what side up it is when it is cut? I can see that it matters but I don’t understand the mathematical geometric logic and it is driving me coocoo
So what happens? They‘re all identical shapes? Why does it matter what side up it is when it is cut? I can see that it matters but I don’t understand the mathematical geometric logic and it is driving me coocoo
October 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
As I’ve cut them all facing the same way, however, 🫣 instead they make the shape below…
So what happens? They‘re all identical shapes? Why does it matter what side up it is when it is cut? I can see that it matters but I don’t understand the mathematical geometric logic and it is driving me coocoo
So what happens? They‘re all identical shapes? Why does it matter what side up it is when it is cut? I can see that it matters but I don’t understand the mathematical geometric logic and it is driving me coocoo
I’m trying to sew something and I’ve come up against a weird geometrical tessellation problem. So I have 3mx1.5m pieces of fabric. I want to make the shape below. However, I can’t do it unless I flip some pieces over. Which might mean just cutting them on alternating good/bad sides?
October 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I’m trying to sew something and I’ve come up against a weird geometrical tessellation problem. So I have 3mx1.5m pieces of fabric. I want to make the shape below. However, I can’t do it unless I flip some pieces over. Which might mean just cutting them on alternating good/bad sides?
Her first reaction when I shouted at her to leave me alone (after asking nicely, begging, and bargaining failed) she stormed off, telling me that I’ll never see her again! Then she put on lipstick especially just to kiss this piece of paper she could slip under the door to me ”to remember [her] by.”
October 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Her first reaction when I shouted at her to leave me alone (after asking nicely, begging, and bargaining failed) she stormed off, telling me that I’ll never see her again! Then she put on lipstick especially just to kiss this piece of paper she could slip under the door to me ”to remember [her] by.”
I just sent this text message to my husband while fending off my daughter from the toilet seat. In case you were wondering what kind of a day I was having…
October 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I just sent this text message to my husband while fending off my daughter from the toilet seat. In case you were wondering what kind of a day I was having…
Hey share this even if you don’t think you know anyone in Perth. See how many degrees of separation we’ve got.
October 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Hey share this even if you don’t think you know anyone in Perth. See how many degrees of separation we’ve got.
I did jokes with a microphone to an audience and it was fine.
October 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I did jokes with a microphone to an audience and it was fine.
I store eggs in the order I bought them, oldest to the right (Excuse the over-the-top affluence of having two dozen eggs in my fridge at one time.) and I’ve accidentally enforced colour segregation.
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I store eggs in the order I bought them, oldest to the right (Excuse the over-the-top affluence of having two dozen eggs in my fridge at one time.) and I’ve accidentally enforced colour segregation.
Does prenatal paracetamol use cause autism?
Funny. The answer to this question is also on the spectrum.
(If it causing blood cancer isn’t going to put me off, autism sure as fuck isn’t.)
Funny. The answer to this question is also on the spectrum.
(If it causing blood cancer isn’t going to put me off, autism sure as fuck isn’t.)
September 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Does prenatal paracetamol use cause autism?
Funny. The answer to this question is also on the spectrum.
(If it causing blood cancer isn’t going to put me off, autism sure as fuck isn’t.)
Funny. The answer to this question is also on the spectrum.
(If it causing blood cancer isn’t going to put me off, autism sure as fuck isn’t.)
We're only missing Friday and Sunday nights for our local comedy hotspot to have every night of the week covered.
September 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
We're only missing Friday and Sunday nights for our local comedy hotspot to have every night of the week covered.
Are you in Perth? Come say hi. Seriously.
September 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Are you in Perth? Come say hi. Seriously.
Are you in Perth? Then there's no excuse! I don't care if you don't like stand up comedy, come and hang out!
September 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Are you in Perth? Then there's no excuse! I don't care if you don't like stand up comedy, come and hang out!
Last night the Fluffy Duck stand up comedy show at The Old Courthouse in Fremantle.
September 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Last night the Fluffy Duck stand up comedy show at The Old Courthouse in Fremantle.
It’s not that I have anything to hide but everyone’s soooo judgemental these days.
“Molly had 3798 screenshots of her lock screen. We are still investigating why. Was it a code?”
No! I just forget which volume button to press to force a shutdown.
“Molly had 3798 screenshots of her lock screen. We are still investigating why. Was it a code?”
No! I just forget which volume button to press to force a shutdown.
September 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s not that I have anything to hide but everyone’s soooo judgemental these days.
“Molly had 3798 screenshots of her lock screen. We are still investigating why. Was it a code?”
No! I just forget which volume button to press to force a shutdown.
“Molly had 3798 screenshots of her lock screen. We are still investigating why. Was it a code?”
No! I just forget which volume button to press to force a shutdown.
Last Thursday at the Fremantle Comedy Factory! I’m average sized, by the way, these comedians are just giants.
September 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Last Thursday at the Fremantle Comedy Factory! I’m average sized, by the way, these comedians are just giants.
Quick quiz:
1. Are you in Perth?
A) yes
B) no
2. Do you like fun?
A) yes
B) no
3. Do you speak English?
A) yes
B) no
Results:
Mostly As: book tickets to my show!
Mostly Bs: ????
1. Are you in Perth?
A) yes
B) no
2. Do you like fun?
A) yes
B) no
3. Do you speak English?
A) yes
B) no
Results:
Mostly As: book tickets to my show!
Mostly Bs: ????
September 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Quick quiz:
1. Are you in Perth?
A) yes
B) no
2. Do you like fun?
A) yes
B) no
3. Do you speak English?
A) yes
B) no
Results:
Mostly As: book tickets to my show!
Mostly Bs: ????
1. Are you in Perth?
A) yes
B) no
2. Do you like fun?
A) yes
B) no
3. Do you speak English?
A) yes
B) no
Results:
Mostly As: book tickets to my show!
Mostly Bs: ????