Kiddo: “Is ‘Mr. Show’ any good? It’s got ‘Better Call Saul’ and the Chipmunks guy in it.”
I don’t know if I’m upset because that makes me feel old or because I’m embarrassed on David Cross’s behalf.
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know if I’m upset because that makes me feel old or because I’m embarrassed on David Cross’s behalf.
🤣🤣🤣
March 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Kiddo: “Is ‘Mr. Show’ any good? It’s got ‘Better Call Saul’ and the Chipmunks guy in it.”
I don’t know if I’m upset because that makes me feel old or because I’m embarrassed on David Cross’s behalf.
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know if I’m upset because that makes me feel old or because I’m embarrassed on David Cross’s behalf.
🤣🤣🤣
I sai’d when I read this
Also, you can use nunchuck in the same joke. 😆
Also, you can use nunchuck in the same joke. 😆
*Abbott and Costello in 1600s Japan*
C: can you tell me what the murder weapon was?
A: shuriken
C: great what was it?
A: shuriken
C: If you can then why don’t you?
A: do what?
C: tell me what the murder weapon was
A: I just did
C: then tell me
A: shuriken
*Costello decapitates Abbott with a katana*
C: can you tell me what the murder weapon was?
A: shuriken
C: great what was it?
A: shuriken
C: If you can then why don’t you?
A: do what?
C: tell me what the murder weapon was
A: I just did
C: then tell me
A: shuriken
*Costello decapitates Abbott with a katana*
December 11, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I sai’d when I read this
Also, you can use nunchuck in the same joke. 😆
Also, you can use nunchuck in the same joke. 😆
Jokes about molasses are slow to land
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar… Demerara.
Jokes about brown sugar… Demerara.
November 15, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Jokes about molasses are slow to land
The Baptist Church across the street from my neighborhood, where *Pence* spoke 4 years ago, only has Forward Party and Libertarian Party election signs. Absolutely no Republican signage. Not even for down ballot races. 🤯
I don’t know what that means for NC, but it has to be a good sign, right?
I don’t know what that means for NC, but it has to be a good sign, right?
November 4, 2024 at 9:17 PM
The Baptist Church across the street from my neighborhood, where *Pence* spoke 4 years ago, only has Forward Party and Libertarian Party election signs. Absolutely no Republican signage. Not even for down ballot races. 🤯
I don’t know what that means for NC, but it has to be a good sign, right?
I don’t know what that means for NC, but it has to be a good sign, right?
They tour with Meowhaus
An all-cat goth band called Whiskers of Mercy
November 4, 2024 at 7:06 PM
They tour with Meowhaus
I had a joke about Theseus’s ship but I kept workshopping it and is it even the same joke anymore?
I had a joke about Narcissus but upon reflection I decided against it.
I had a joke about Theseus and the labyrinth but I lost the thread
October 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I had a joke about Theseus’s ship but I kept workshopping it and is it even the same joke anymore?
On the other hand, Trump has been endorsed by the Salton and Aral seas. Which is fitting, as they are shrinking, toxic, and environmental disasters.
Trump was never endorsed by a whole ocean game set match Harris
October 11, 2024 at 12:55 PM
On the other hand, Trump has been endorsed by the Salton and Aral seas. Which is fitting, as they are shrinking, toxic, and environmental disasters.
I didn’t recognize until now but a benefit to having an electric car is that I don’t have to listen to those annoying video gas pumps ads any more. ☺️
October 10, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I didn’t recognize until now but a benefit to having an electric car is that I don’t have to listen to those annoying video gas pumps ads any more. ☺️
I am an anti-strange quark!
Proud to be an anti-muon! 💃
Which elementary particle are you? Do the particle physics personality test!
🫸 https://buff.ly/47Imz3N 🫷
🫸 https://buff.ly/47Imz3N 🫷
September 29, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I am an anti-strange quark!
Cal Cunningham: ruins senate campaign with affair
Mark Robinson: Hold my beer…
Mark Robinson: Hold my beer…
September 19, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Cal Cunningham: ruins senate campaign with affair
Mark Robinson: Hold my beer…
Mark Robinson: Hold my beer…
My first vid here? A little woodpecker guy outside my window yesterday.
September 14, 2024 at 1:31 AM
My first vid here? A little woodpecker guy outside my window yesterday.
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Urologist: I need a full sample
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Urologist: I need a full sample
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Watercolourist: Um, neither of you should drink that.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Watercolourist: Um, neither of you should drink that.
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Surrealist: Ceci n'est pas une tasse
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Surrealist: Ceci n'est pas une tasse
September 4, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Urologist: I need a full sample
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Urologist: I need a full sample
HER: I love John Cage’s 4’33”
ME:
ME:
HER: I love nine inch nails
ME: {shoving my pitiful eight inch nails in my pockets in shame} Oh yeah me too
ME: {shoving my pitiful eight inch nails in my pockets in shame} Oh yeah me too
September 2, 2024 at 5:51 PM
HER: I love John Cage’s 4’33”
ME:
ME:
Istanbul (Not Constantinople), stop picking on your little sister Birdhouse In Your Soul!
This is my son The Lineman from Wichita and my daughter Cthulhu Dawn.
Whats yours?
Whats yours?
August 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Istanbul (Not Constantinople), stop picking on your little sister Birdhouse In Your Soul!
The purpose of the post menopausal female is to torture the captain incessantly
August 15, 2024 at 12:45 PM
The purpose of the post menopausal female is to torture the captain incessantly
Given that Chester’s (of Sifl & Olly fame) least favorite emotion is “itchy,” I’m gonna say yes.
can betazoids feel other people’s itches
August 8, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Given that Chester’s (of Sifl & Olly fame) least favorite emotion is “itchy,” I’m gonna say yes.
My extremely white dude contribution
May 5, 2024 at 3:05 AM
My extremely white dude contribution