Mojomarm
@mojomarm.bsky.social
Because I don’t waste enough time on social media already, thought I’d add this place to the list
I’m not bothered about golf unless it’s the Ryder Cup. This is some sexy, sexy shit at the end of day 2
September 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m not bothered about golf unless it’s the Ryder Cup. This is some sexy, sexy shit at the end of day 2
I find sweary alarms always work best
September 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I find sweary alarms always work best
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
July 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Great weather for my first stadium gig ….
June 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Great weather for my first stadium gig ….
The funniest part is the headline on the article this clip was taken from.
June 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The funniest part is the headline on the article this clip was taken from.
The funniest bit is the headline on the article this clip is taken from
June 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The funniest bit is the headline on the article this clip is taken from
Liz McClarnon sounds like a member of the aristocracy here #Eurovision
May 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Liz McClarnon sounds like a member of the aristocracy here #Eurovision
Best night of the fucking year. I bloody love #Eurovision #FreePalestine
May 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Best night of the fucking year. I bloody love #Eurovision #FreePalestine
Fuck-a-duck it works. Reason 23,601 to detest AI and all the bollocks it entails
April 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Fuck-a-duck it works. Reason 23,601 to detest AI and all the bollocks it entails
I know I’m miles behind everyone else cus the film came out last year, but have reading this as a bedtime story and the last chapters tonight broke me completely. The Boy had to fetch me extra tissues to wipe up my tears and snot
April 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I know I’m miles behind everyone else cus the film came out last year, but have reading this as a bedtime story and the last chapters tonight broke me completely. The Boy had to fetch me extra tissues to wipe up my tears and snot
How’s your morning going?
April 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
How’s your morning going?
Few things in life make me as smug as getting 7/7 in the BBC News quiz of the week (only because I hardly ever manage it)
April 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Few things in life make me as smug as getting 7/7 in the BBC News quiz of the week (only because I hardly ever manage it)
Er, does my drink-enough-water-app know something I don’t‽
April 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Er, does my drink-enough-water-app know something I don’t‽
I don't know the full story of FP2, but Liam Lawson being 3 places ahead of Max Verstappen and 13 ahead of Tsunoda is fucking hilarious
April 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I don't know the full story of FP2, but Liam Lawson being 3 places ahead of Max Verstappen and 13 ahead of Tsunoda is fucking hilarious
Well slap me in the face with a wet kipper and call me Aunt Shirley - this is actually bloody real isn’t it‽
Ridiculous.
Absolutely, hilariously, deliciously ridiculous #nffc
Ridiculous.
Absolutely, hilariously, deliciously ridiculous #nffc
April 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Well slap me in the face with a wet kipper and call me Aunt Shirley - this is actually bloody real isn’t it‽
Ridiculous.
Absolutely, hilariously, deliciously ridiculous #nffc
Ridiculous.
Absolutely, hilariously, deliciously ridiculous #nffc
Why, why WHY can we not have Blue Toblerones in this country? Saw some in Asda for a few months and now they’ve disappeared again. They are the absolute elite.
(these bad boys came via Austria)
(these bad boys came via Austria)
March 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Why, why WHY can we not have Blue Toblerones in this country? Saw some in Asda for a few months and now they’ve disappeared again. They are the absolute elite.
(these bad boys came via Austria)
(these bad boys came via Austria)
Happy 70th Dad. It’s just not the same without you here
March 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Happy 70th Dad. It’s just not the same without you here
This better bloody be what I think it is …… 🇬🇧
March 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This better bloody be what I think it is …… 🇬🇧
As if he wasn’t brilliant enough, the level of ‘fuck you’ buried just enough below the surface in this message, whilst still coming across as a leader who is predominantly concerned with his country’s survival is perfection
February 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As if he wasn’t brilliant enough, the level of ‘fuck you’ buried just enough below the surface in this message, whilst still coming across as a leader who is predominantly concerned with his country’s survival is perfection
About 30 years after coming to the NEC arena for the first time, I got to watch my lad perform there this evening. Couldn’t be prouder. I was right at the other end of the stadium but could still spot him with his ‘signature’ dance moves. Love ya boy ❤️
February 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
About 30 years after coming to the NEC arena for the first time, I got to watch my lad perform there this evening. Couldn’t be prouder. I was right at the other end of the stadium but could still spot him with his ‘signature’ dance moves. Love ya boy ❤️
I bloody love where I live at times - 40 mins drive and views like this
February 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I bloody love where I live at times - 40 mins drive and views like this
There is no wait more painful than the one waiting for cheese on toast to cool to a temperature that won’t burn and scar your mouth for the next 5 days
February 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There is no wait more painful than the one waiting for cheese on toast to cool to a temperature that won’t burn and scar your mouth for the next 5 days
No claims on this policy. Car is classed as small and no extra features. No accident/incident etc. since 2017 (and that was dealt with outside the policy). Driver for nearly 35 years and never had any points or even a parking ticket. And yet this is my renewal quote. Fuck off Hastings Direct.
February 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM
No claims on this policy. Car is classed as small and no extra features. No accident/incident etc. since 2017 (and that was dealt with outside the policy). Driver for nearly 35 years and never had any points or even a parking ticket. And yet this is my renewal quote. Fuck off Hastings Direct.
Yes it looks hideous but tonight’s culinary masterpiece is warm leftover Yorkshires smothered with Nutella. Soooooo good
January 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yes it looks hideous but tonight’s culinary masterpiece is warm leftover Yorkshires smothered with Nutella. Soooooo good
Russia is shitting itself
January 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Russia is shitting itself