Hi is nice but high is better
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hi is nice but high is better
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Kids are a great reminder to think long and hard before you decide to have kids
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Kids are a great reminder to think long and hard before you decide to have kids
Mary Timony - Dominoes (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Merge Records on YouTube
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You don’t pay unless I win
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You don’t pay unless I win
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I wonder if Santa still has a cigarette lighter in his sled
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I wonder if Santa still has a cigarette lighter in his sled
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*psst* there are no rules
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
*psst* there are no rules
Settle a debate…is “white Christmas” a song about cocaine or is it just racist??
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Settle a debate…is “white Christmas” a song about cocaine or is it just racist??
Wizard of Oz is on tv y’all!!
Somewhere over the rainbow bitches!
Somewhere over the rainbow bitches!
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Wizard of Oz is on tv y’all!!
Somewhere over the rainbow bitches!
Somewhere over the rainbow bitches!
Bsky is shit today…prove me wrong
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Bsky is shit today…prove me wrong
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I regret nothing...wait everything.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I regret nothing...wait everything.
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Let's see how everyone can misinterpret this *send*
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Let's see how everyone can misinterpret this *send*
The mandolin is the greatest and worst invention ever
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The mandolin is the greatest and worst invention ever
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As my cat likes to say, meow.
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
As my cat likes to say, meow.
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Why keep your thoughts to yourself when you can traumatise others for free.
September 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Why keep your thoughts to yourself when you can traumatise others for free.
Good food at competitive prices…if you know what I mean
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Good food at competitive prices…if you know what I mean
In the mood for a New York strip…if you know what I mean
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
In the mood for a New York strip…if you know what I mean
Let me hear your body talk
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Let me hear your body talk
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Cant stop wont stop
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Cant stop wont stop
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This could be us, but you’re afraid of horses
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This could be us, but you’re afraid of horses
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Make out party on the astral plane
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Make out party on the astral plane
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
Presume I said something clever…See? You see what I did there??
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Presume I said something clever…See? You see what I did there??
Seriously, Christmas isn’t worth maxing out your credit cards. Don’t do it!
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Seriously, Christmas isn’t worth maxing out your credit cards. Don’t do it!