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michael
@modality.bsky.social
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confidently strutting across various landscapes
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From Ali Slagle's "I Dream of Dinner," this got us through a large amount of Costco cod
August 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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I can only assume this is the time travel at work
This image shows a screenshot of Bluesky. A post from nic tringali about their game Amberspire contains an image of a mysterious golden being wearing a golden waist chain with vials on it. Below this post is an unrelated post from tinybaby which reads "i have also released a gold waist chain designed to hold the lip gloss i also sell." The screenshot has been edited to add a speech bubble so it looks like the golden being is speaking the contents of the second post
July 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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"It's a living!"
a stoned-looking household appliance bird from the Flintstones
June 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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since you don't have an avatar yet let me suggest one
a sock puppet of a rat
May 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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A screenshot of The Onion's website, with the text "The Onion Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Deploy Satire. CHICAGO, IL - Stung by flagging pageviews and reality supplanting them as America's dark mirror, satirical newspaper The Onion has embarked on a door-to-door tour of suburbia in a desperate, last-ditch effort to tweak and lampoon average Americans."
May 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Close up image of Prickle from Gumby playing guitar. The image is heavily distorted in the style of My Bloody Valentine's 1991 shoegaze opus "Loveless." The image is labeled "My Gumby Valentine."
April 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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As a result of Bean Year activities I have gained the courage required to purchase the 25 lb. bag of pinto beans from Costco and the airtight bucket needed to store them.
The 25lb bag of pinto beans from Costco and the airtight bucket neaded to store them
February 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Bean Year 2... is lit. Thank you @billhookunion.beanyear.com
On the left, an array of labeled sandwich bags containing the following: red, yellow, brown, puy, and beluga lentils. On the right, more sandwich bags containing butterfly pea flower, alfalfa leaf, fenugreek leaves, fenugreek seeds, astagalus root, and licorice root.
February 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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recipes which give time estimates should measure that from the time I open my fridge or pantry to the time the dish is on my dinner table
"Freedom of Speech" by Norman Rockwell
January 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Developer, 2:41 PM: "Please review my PR before you go on PTO, otherwise my work will be blocked until you return in the new year"

The PR:
A GitHub diff count showing changed lines of code: 31,787 lines have been added and 1,518 lines have been deleted. Typically, you want additions and deletions to be under 100.
December 19, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Image of the Creepy Guy of Heynesbók, annotated with punctuation a la Lionel Hutz's "works on contingency? no, money down!" business cardd
December 2, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Bolognese
Mirepoix in an instant pot with a large cube of butter. To the left: 2 lbs. of ground beef labeled "Central Oregon Butcher Boys, Prineville" and a bottle of pinot noir. The same instant pot, but now with tomato puree. The meat is browned and in the sauce. It will simmer for 6 hours.
November 22, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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Who let Atlus know about Rankin-Bass Bilbo
Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit (1977) Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit (1977)
October 24, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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forces pulling from the center of the earth again

i can feel it
Same singing catfish man as previous post, but this time he's photoshopped to have a little tear running down his face
July 17, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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i have become

cumbersome

to this world
An ukiyo-e print of two men with catfish heads performing with traditional Japanese instruments. The catfish man on the right is holding a percussion instrument and he has the serious face of a musician. The catfish man on the left is holding a lute. His mouth is open in the manner of a fish, if it were able to sing, and his robe looks like a flannel print.
July 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Talk Talk - Laughing Stock (1991) Guided by Voices - Alien Lanes (1995) Stereolab - Emperor Tomato Ketchup (1996) Autechre - Incunabula (1993)
April 6, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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nintendo switch looking ass rig
guitar pedals on a pedal board. the left most pedal is blue, followed by a wide black pedal, and then a red pedal, which is reminiscent of the controllers and screen of a nintendo switch
February 2, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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Death at the Claw Game, exclaiming "Finally!"
November 30, 2023 at 6:03 AM