A Seasonal Wooloo
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Blimey Mildred there's a chap here wearing rabbit ears. | (he/him) | cis | Autist | I like tea | 🦕🦖
That mockwooloo person from the Other Site
That mockwooloo person from the Other Site
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10 films to know me:
1. The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
2. Phantasm
3. Picnic at Hanging Rock
4. Oh Mr. Porter
5. Wings of Desire
6. Cthulhu
7. Carnival of Souls
8. The Draughtsman's Contract
9. The General
10. The Third Man
1. The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
2. Phantasm
3. Picnic at Hanging Rock
4. Oh Mr. Porter
5. Wings of Desire
6. Cthulhu
7. Carnival of Souls
8. The Draughtsman's Contract
9. The General
10. The Third Man
1. Withnail & I
2. Galaxy Quest
3. Daleks! Invasion Earth! 2150AD!
4. Flash Gordon
5. The Princess Bride
6. Love, Actually
7. The Living Daylights
8. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
9. The Lion King
10. Transformers: The Movie (1986)
2. Galaxy Quest
3. Daleks! Invasion Earth! 2150AD!
4. Flash Gordon
5. The Princess Bride
6. Love, Actually
7. The Living Daylights
8. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
9. The Lion King
10. Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Ten movies to know me:
1. Brazil
2. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
3. Yojimbo
4. The Usual Suspects
5. The Princess Bride
6. Kill Bill
7. Alien
8.Dark Star
9. Labyrinth
10. Howl's Moving Castle
1. Brazil
2. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
3. Yojimbo
4. The Usual Suspects
5. The Princess Bride
6. Kill Bill
7. Alien
8.Dark Star
9. Labyrinth
10. Howl's Moving Castle
August 18, 2024 at 6:18 PM
10 films to know me:
1. The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
2. Phantasm
3. Picnic at Hanging Rock
4. Oh Mr. Porter
5. Wings of Desire
6. Cthulhu
7. Carnival of Souls
8. The Draughtsman's Contract
9. The General
10. The Third Man
1. The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
2. Phantasm
3. Picnic at Hanging Rock
4. Oh Mr. Porter
5. Wings of Desire
6. Cthulhu
7. Carnival of Souls
8. The Draughtsman's Contract
9. The General
10. The Third Man
Has he escaped from one of those shit 80s comedies where all the high school kids are played by 35 year olds
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Has he escaped from one of those shit 80s comedies where all the high school kids are played by 35 year olds
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Just learned that Moonflow is going to a second printing!!!!!!!!!! You know what that means - there's going to be more opportunity to get your hands on this gross, sexy adventure! Don't pass it up!
My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool!
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...
Moonflow
Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...
www.hachettebookgroup.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just learned that Moonflow is going to a second printing!!!!!!!!!! You know what that means - there's going to be more opportunity to get your hands on this gross, sexy adventure! Don't pass it up!
Also given the persistent rumours of Idris Elba playing Bond, this could make for a great opportunity to bring Ultraviolet back.
(not the Milla Jovovich film)
(not the Milla Jovovich film)
into every generation, a 007 is born, one agent in all the world, a Chosen Bond. He alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and forces of darkness
"James Bond" isn't a person, it's a title. Every generation, a spy at MI6 proves themselves good enough to take on the mantle of 007. That explains why he looks different and has a slightly different personality every so often. Or you could just say he's a TimeLord and be done with it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Also given the persistent rumours of Idris Elba playing Bond, this could make for a great opportunity to bring Ultraviolet back.
(not the Milla Jovovich film)
(not the Milla Jovovich film)
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into every generation, a 007 is born, one agent in all the world, a Chosen Bond. He alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and forces of darkness
"James Bond" isn't a person, it's a title. Every generation, a spy at MI6 proves themselves good enough to take on the mantle of 007. That explains why he looks different and has a slightly different personality every so often. Or you could just say he's a TimeLord and be done with it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
into every generation, a 007 is born, one agent in all the world, a Chosen Bond. He alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and forces of darkness
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would genuinely love an advent calendar of miniatures, with a new little guy or sprue of weapons/accessories behind each door, especially if it was all indies rather than GW.
on the 25th you could have a tiny Baby Jesu for kit-bashing, maybe an extra fancy hat too.
on the 25th you could have a tiny Baby Jesu for kit-bashing, maybe an extra fancy hat too.
everything is bonkers right now and we need a timeline cleanse. let’s play a game. if I handed you a blank check but you could ONLY spend it on an Advent calendar, what absurdly pricy collection of little treats are you buying yourself?
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
would genuinely love an advent calendar of miniatures, with a new little guy or sprue of weapons/accessories behind each door, especially if it was all indies rather than GW.
on the 25th you could have a tiny Baby Jesu for kit-bashing, maybe an extra fancy hat too.
on the 25th you could have a tiny Baby Jesu for kit-bashing, maybe an extra fancy hat too.
I don't think I *want* to be safe from Crossdressing Jimmy Olsen
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I don't think I *want* to be safe from Crossdressing Jimmy Olsen
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fire in the taco bell
age gap discourse in the discord
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
fire in the taco bell
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Parents in general make bad laws. They only make these laws so they don’t have to do their jobs as parents.
! Grieving parents make bad laws!
I always thought Brianna's mother was worried about online radicalisation of the teen killers, rather than anything directly to do with Brianna -- of whom she has always been fully supportive.
But: grieving parents make bad law.
But: grieving parents make bad law.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Parents in general make bad laws. They only make these laws so they don’t have to do their jobs as parents.
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And they constantly advertise on the content I DO watch while sending me threatening letters that they KNOW I'm watching.
I will NEVER watch "The Ridge" or whatever shite you have pumped out BBC, stop advertising a national service and pretending you are Netflix with a police force
I will NEVER watch "The Ridge" or whatever shite you have pumped out BBC, stop advertising a national service and pretending you are Netflix with a police force
How many trans people have the BBC had on this week discussing the BBC's pro-trans bias?
Zero.
Zero.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
And they constantly advertise on the content I DO watch while sending me threatening letters that they KNOW I'm watching.
I will NEVER watch "The Ridge" or whatever shite you have pumped out BBC, stop advertising a national service and pretending you are Netflix with a police force
I will NEVER watch "The Ridge" or whatever shite you have pumped out BBC, stop advertising a national service and pretending you are Netflix with a police force
Dixon of Dock Green never had this trouble
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Dixon of Dock Green never had this trouble
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Bond writers: oh no, Bond died in a movie! How can we fix this? What do we do??? 😩
Godzilla writers: you are like a little baby
Godzilla writers: you are like a little baby
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bond writers: oh no, Bond died in a movie! How can we fix this? What do we do??? 😩
Godzilla writers: you are like a little baby
Godzilla writers: you are like a little baby
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It’s funny because it’s true
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It’s funny because it’s true
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I honestly think a lot of people just fail to realise that much of the time Joyce Carol Oates is just deadpan trolling everyone with her weirder posts.
If it was Gail Simone posting the same things everybody would love it.
If it was Gail Simone posting the same things everybody would love it.
Joyce Carol Oates is the Babe Ruth of posters. Big swings and big misses, but when she connects? She parks ‘em in low earth orbit 🤌🏾
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I honestly think a lot of people just fail to realise that much of the time Joyce Carol Oates is just deadpan trolling everyone with her weirder posts.
If it was Gail Simone posting the same things everybody would love it.
If it was Gail Simone posting the same things everybody would love it.
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I mean I cared already, but it's always interesting to see the crossover in todays media where people of colour tend to be universal trans allies against a wall of white people trying to cancel them for made up crap
They spend most of their time writing hateful and unfounded nonsense about trans women, if you weren’t already aware.
And the three women of colour they’re attacking on this occasion are all proud trans allies.
And the three women of colour they’re attacking on this occasion are all proud trans allies.
Another hit piece has appeared.
All these writers have form for attacking multiple minorities, btw
archive.is/2025.11.09-1...
All these writers have form for attacking multiple minorities, btw
archive.is/2025.11.09-1...
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I mean I cared already, but it's always interesting to see the crossover in todays media where people of colour tend to be universal trans allies against a wall of white people trying to cancel them for made up crap
I honestly think a lot of people just fail to realise that much of the time Joyce Carol Oates is just deadpan trolling everyone with her weirder posts.
If it was Gail Simone posting the same things everybody would love it.
If it was Gail Simone posting the same things everybody would love it.
Joyce Carol Oates is the Babe Ruth of posters. Big swings and big misses, but when she connects? She parks ‘em in low earth orbit 🤌🏾
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I honestly think a lot of people just fail to realise that much of the time Joyce Carol Oates is just deadpan trolling everyone with her weirder posts.
If it was Gail Simone posting the same things everybody would love it.
If it was Gail Simone posting the same things everybody would love it.
Good old JCO.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Good old JCO.
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almost-exclusively listening to music that features 0 (zero) guitars
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
almost-exclusively listening to music that features 0 (zero) guitars
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The bbc has been on a downward spiral for a long time (by this i mean particularly the news section) but seeing a labour government finally deal it it’s death blow is impressive and shows just how stupid labour are
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The bbc has been on a downward spiral for a long time (by this i mean particularly the news section) but seeing a labour government finally deal it it’s death blow is impressive and shows just how stupid labour are
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It's Nev's gotcha day! We've had this little terror for a whole year now. He's grown a bit...
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's Nev's gotcha day! We've had this little terror for a whole year now. He's grown a bit...
It's Nev's gotcha day! We've had this little terror for a whole year now. He's grown a bit...
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's Nev's gotcha day! We've had this little terror for a whole year now. He's grown a bit...
Gender is a performance. Specifically, the 1970 Nicolas Roeg film "Performance" with Mick Jagger and James Fox.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Gender is a performance. Specifically, the 1970 Nicolas Roeg film "Performance" with Mick Jagger and James Fox.
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"I'm not a fan of gory movies."
Okay, do you really not like gore, or is it just that Eli Roth sucks?
Okay, do you really not like gore, or is it just that Eli Roth sucks?
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"I'm not a fan of gory movies."
Okay, do you really not like gore, or is it just that Eli Roth sucks?
Okay, do you really not like gore, or is it just that Eli Roth sucks?
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A rant for remembrance sunday
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
A rant for remembrance sunday