MLMKUltra
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I’m a pillar of salt. She/her. Slava Ukraini. I’m not Canadian, but I’m a lifelong fan of the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be; the excellence of execution, Bret The Hitman Hart. WITAOD?
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MLMKUltra
@mlmkultra.bsky.social
· Jul 3
Poll: Did your Barbies fuck? That I’m asking should tell you whether or not mine did.
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Your Honor, my client did say 'Fuck The Police' but he did so sensually
July 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Your Honor, my client did say 'Fuck The Police' but he did so sensually
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"ross perot but aggressively dumber" does somehow feel like it was an inevitable part of how this decade would unfold
July 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"ross perot but aggressively dumber" does somehow feel like it was an inevitable part of how this decade would unfold
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Women: We’d still choose the bear.
July 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Women: We’d still choose the bear.
Few things have ever pissed me off more than a bitch wearing a white bra under a white shirt telling me my bra straps were showing.
July 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Few things have ever pissed me off more than a bitch wearing a white bra under a white shirt telling me my bra straps were showing.
This is me when I don’t grab a cart or basket at the store to limit my impulse purchases, but then see some CHOICE peaches.
the artist was a boob guy 🤷♀️
This was part of the display talking about how Napoleon’s campaign in Egypt led to a lot of Egyptian-inspired art at the time.
…I have no comment at this time.
…I have no comment at this time.
July 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is me when I don’t grab a cart or basket at the store to limit my impulse purchases, but then see some CHOICE peaches.
Poll: Did your Barbies fuck? That I’m asking should tell you whether or not mine did.
July 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Poll: Did your Barbies fuck? That I’m asking should tell you whether or not mine did.
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Me to my friend’s cat: lol. it’s almost like you like the box better than the toy! haha! that is so funny. what the heck.
Cat: If you loved a joke as much as the laugh, the sun as much as its warmth, your lover as much as their love, you too would love the box as much as the toy, two-legs.
Cat: If you loved a joke as much as the laugh, the sun as much as its warmth, your lover as much as their love, you too would love the box as much as the toy, two-legs.
July 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Me to my friend’s cat: lol. it’s almost like you like the box better than the toy! haha! that is so funny. what the heck.
Cat: If you loved a joke as much as the laugh, the sun as much as its warmth, your lover as much as their love, you too would love the box as much as the toy, two-legs.
Cat: If you loved a joke as much as the laugh, the sun as much as its warmth, your lover as much as their love, you too would love the box as much as the toy, two-legs.
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FROST: "They say they're pro-life because they want the baby to be born, go to school and get shot in the school. Die in the school, die on the streets."
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
July 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
FROST: "They say they're pro-life because they want the baby to be born, go to school and get shot in the school. Die in the school, die on the streets."
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
FOXX: "You are not going to come into this room and impugn our integrity!"
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BREAKING: Jury has reached a verdict on Sean Combs, so we'll soon know if he's presidential material.
July 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
BREAKING: Jury has reached a verdict on Sean Combs, so we'll soon know if he's presidential material.
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they're tearing down the guardrails and dismantling the entire country for trump, who is mostly just stupid. it's like if a guy from first class ended up getting to fly the plane and instead of turning on autopilot everyone at the airline just changed all the buttons in the cockpit to "crash plane"
July 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
they're tearing down the guardrails and dismantling the entire country for trump, who is mostly just stupid. it's like if a guy from first class ended up getting to fly the plane and instead of turning on autopilot everyone at the airline just changed all the buttons in the cockpit to "crash plane"
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"This app sucks and will never make it because I posted something to purposely inflame people and everyone told me I'm an asshole."
June 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"This app sucks and will never make it because I posted something to purposely inflame people and everyone told me I'm an asshole."
In the 90s, we had no use for “/sarcasm” because we had “…NOT!” For those of us who remember, it is a sacred duty to reintroduce the old ways. For the youth, this is how it’s done: “I love 80% humidity…NOT!”
June 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
In the 90s, we had no use for “/sarcasm” because we had “…NOT!” For those of us who remember, it is a sacred duty to reintroduce the old ways. For the youth, this is how it’s done: “I love 80% humidity…NOT!”
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Billionaires just aren't on the Polite Society list of people you can advocate for banishment.
June 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Billionaires just aren't on the Polite Society list of people you can advocate for banishment.
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
June 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
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New “millennials killed the ___” just dropped
June 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
New “millennials killed the ___” just dropped
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Many of the worst people on Earth will have a lot of trouble sleeping tonight because of Mamdani's win.
June 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Many of the worst people on Earth will have a lot of trouble sleeping tonight because of Mamdani's win.
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I would 💯 donate to a Brad Lander for US Senate campaign to primary Chuck Schumer.
June 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I would 💯 donate to a Brad Lander for US Senate campaign to primary Chuck Schumer.
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It's time to pay fealty
June 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's time to pay fealty
I’m just reposting every “good fucking riddance” I see.
give brad lander a gundam
"Good fucking riddance," Lander says of Andrew Cuomo, who was trailing behind Zohran Mamdani tonight
June 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m just reposting every “good fucking riddance” I see.
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Lander is a good egg
June 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Lander is a good egg
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Congratulations to the 13 brave women who risked their careers and reputations to stand up to Cuomo’s sexual predation
June 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Congratulations to the 13 brave women who risked their careers and reputations to stand up to Cuomo’s sexual predation
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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
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