this man is shirtless in a cowboy hat with Christmas lights tangled up all over his torso like amateur seasonal shibari and he is holding a wriggling puppy and giving it kisses

YOU GUYS YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS SHOW

I had to take a few days off painting pigeons bc I was busy and apparently lost what little I had gained, which was disheartening! Nonetheless, a pigeon.

There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:

"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."