Matt Wells
@mjwells.bsky.social
Dad, Product Manager, Football Coach, partially successful dog trainer.
Football - Watford men & women, LGDA FC, Felixstowe.
Musically stuck in the mid-late 90s and very happy there. Dreaming of a decent remake of Speedball 2 for the Nintendo Switch.
Football - Watford men & women, LGDA FC, Felixstowe.
Musically stuck in the mid-late 90s and very happy there. Dreaming of a decent remake of Speedball 2 for the Nintendo Switch.
I'd love to see the end of all 24hr news channels
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'd love to see the end of all 24hr news channels
We voted tactically last time and got more austerity, a continuation of Brexit, no curbs on energy company profiteering, more shit in our rivers, more demonisation of immigrants and racists emboldened by platforms that labour and regulators are terrified to rein in. With respect, fuck that.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
We voted tactically last time and got more austerity, a continuation of Brexit, no curbs on energy company profiteering, more shit in our rivers, more demonisation of immigrants and racists emboldened by platforms that labour and regulators are terrified to rein in. With respect, fuck that.
I stand by my statement - tell him to get f**ked.
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I stand by my statement - tell him to get f**ked.
Yep, and no matter how much this family pay those people will never let that baby become "one of them"
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yep, and no matter how much this family pay those people will never let that baby become "one of them"
They should tell the grifting prick to get f**ked. He shouldn't be given a penny of license payers money.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They should tell the grifting prick to get f**ked. He shouldn't be given a penny of license payers money.
2012 - think we got a few bits clearly from a unilever/nestle/whatever trying to get you onto their brands from the start
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
2012 - think we got a few bits clearly from a unilever/nestle/whatever trying to get you onto their brands from the start
Is paper spray made by the same people as "silly string"?
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Is paper spray made by the same people as "silly string"?
Any chance she could fuck off to a (more) racist country to practice her racism there?
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Any chance she could fuck off to a (more) racist country to practice her racism there?
Is that 1979 landlord figure adjusted for inflation?
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Is that 1979 landlord figure adjusted for inflation?
Nope. Who is this prick?
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Nope. Who is this prick?
You could have stopped before the last 3 words.
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You could have stopped before the last 3 words.
"It takes more than a piece of paper to make someone British" - yet it seems it only takes a tweet to make someone a total ****.
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"It takes more than a piece of paper to make someone British" - yet it seems it only takes a tweet to make someone a total ****.
Great to see Lyon back - so annoying the club never give any updates on injuries!
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Great to see Lyon back - so annoying the club never give any updates on injuries!
Don't the Reform lot complain when "they" don't attempt to integrate? Honestly, the mental gymnastics required for them to maintain a permanent state of outrage must be exhausting.
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Don't the Reform lot complain when "they" don't attempt to integrate? Honestly, the mental gymnastics required for them to maintain a permanent state of outrage must be exhausting.
Would love to believe that but really don't think anyone should be complacent about the threat they pose if they did manage to get in.
Do you have links to anywhere that explains the methodology of the polling companies that you're referring to please?
Do you have links to anywhere that explains the methodology of the polling companies that you're referring to please?
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Would love to believe that but really don't think anyone should be complacent about the threat they pose if they did manage to get in.
Do you have links to anywhere that explains the methodology of the polling companies that you're referring to please?
Do you have links to anywhere that explains the methodology of the polling companies that you're referring to please?
You know we'll be a disjointed mess and get humped on Tuesday night of course, but that was fun!
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You know we'll be a disjointed mess and get humped on Tuesday night of course, but that was fun!
Thought the chants at him were harsh. Ok, he had a shaky start at Luton with the promotion and all but once he settled in he really did a great job with them, shame he's not still there.
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thought the chants at him were harsh. Ok, he had a shaky start at Luton with the promotion and all but once he settled in he really did a great job with them, shame he's not still there.
Great stuff, but Watford aren't a London club.
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Great stuff, but Watford aren't a London club.
Trump taking the Nobel Peace Prize going to a Venezuelan woman well then 👀
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Trump taking the Nobel Peace Prize going to a Venezuelan woman well then 👀
Of course, but we're all capable of knowing what we'd do *if* we had the options that Charles has.
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Of course, but we're all capable of knowing what we'd do *if* we had the options that Charles has.
To me it raises the question of whether Charles is in there. Would you fund a house and annual expenses for your brother if he was in Andrew's situation? I bloody well wouldn't!
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 AM
To me it raises the question of whether Charles is in there. Would you fund a house and annual expenses for your brother if he was in Andrew's situation? I bloody well wouldn't!