michael warshauer
@mjwarshauer.bsky.social
“I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.” // Chicago // Owner @therecordtruck.bsky.social // also film + tv production. Indy native, frequently ranting about sports
Baseball watchers tomorrow
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Baseball watchers tomorrow
When the baseball goes late
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
When the baseball goes late
THE NBA IS BACK!
October 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
THE NBA IS BACK!
Who could have seen this coming
October 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Who could have seen this coming
The arc of Liverpool fandom so far this year
October 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The arc of Liverpool fandom so far this year
The Liberty just won a championship last year, the most insufferable fan base in the NBA is BACK!
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The Liberty just won a championship last year, the most insufferable fan base in the NBA is BACK!
The most important newspaper in the United States
September 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The most important newspaper in the United States
The Simpsons predicted the current White House strategy for everything in 1994
September 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The Simpsons predicted the current White House strategy for everything in 1994
The specialty cocktail I chose to consume tonight is called “The Mountain Man”
September 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The specialty cocktail I chose to consume tonight is called “The Mountain Man”
But I was told the Houston Texans were going to rule the AFC South for a decade
September 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
But I was told the Houston Texans were going to rule the AFC South for a decade
Last time I sat on the Kop, the fans repeatedly chanted “Fuck the Torries,” they would eat this man alive
September 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Last time I sat on the Kop, the fans repeatedly chanted “Fuck the Torries,” they would eat this man alive
My pitches for future NYT “Analysis” Headlines
September 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My pitches for future NYT “Analysis” Headlines
“If I say trans people shouldn’t exist, I’m a bad guy?? If I say women don’t deserve autonomy over their body’s I’m the bad guy?! If I say immigrants should be rounded up and deported by masked agents, *I’M* the the bad guy?!?!?!”
September 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
“If I say trans people shouldn’t exist, I’m a bad guy?? If I say women don’t deserve autonomy over their body’s I’m the bad guy?! If I say immigrants should be rounded up and deported by masked agents, *I’M* the the bad guy?!?!?!”
Thank you NYT for this breaking news notification about the city of London, England while there is a very real public transit crisis happening in Philadelphia, less than 100 miles from your offices
September 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Thank you NYT for this breaking news notification about the city of London, England while there is a very real public transit crisis happening in Philadelphia, less than 100 miles from your offices
Not sour grapes here, but c’mon man, this isn’t how modern sports work. Modern contracts are financial assets for clubs off the pitch, if Palace can’t afford to build a sustainable, successful team after this season, you’ll cry that they should have sold him when they had the chance.
September 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Not sour grapes here, but c’mon man, this isn’t how modern sports work. Modern contracts are financial assets for clubs off the pitch, if Palace can’t afford to build a sustainable, successful team after this season, you’ll cry that they should have sold him when they had the chance.
No way this is true
August 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
No way this is true
I won’t act like I don’t take the occasional video or pic at a show, but that’s too many phones! It’s almost like the real enjoyment comes from proving you were there then actually being there…
August 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I won’t act like I don’t take the occasional video or pic at a show, but that’s too many phones! It’s almost like the real enjoyment comes from proving you were there then actually being there…
