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Getting old enough to occasionally forget how old I am.
Probably censored for using angry words because I’m angry.
Don’t blame me, I voted for the woke woman of color.
Probably censored for using angry words because I’m angry.
Don’t blame me, I voted for the woke woman of color.
Well, for one, they're offering them in green.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Well, for one, they're offering them in green.
Hey, when George Soros paid for OUR protests, he didn’t give us any fancy signs like those. Not fair!
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hey, when George Soros paid for OUR protests, he didn’t give us any fancy signs like those. Not fair!
“Could” is carrying a lot of weight
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Could” is carrying a lot of weight
You call that SINGING?
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
You call that SINGING?
And they will STILL defend him because “he makes liberals cry”
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
And they will STILL defend him because “he makes liberals cry”
“SEW-KYAL EE-MOSH-IN-ALL GROWWWTH”
“It’s not important honey, go mow the lawn or chop wood or whatever it is you do”
“It’s not important honey, go mow the lawn or chop wood or whatever it is you do”
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“SEW-KYAL EE-MOSH-IN-ALL GROWWWTH”
“It’s not important honey, go mow the lawn or chop wood or whatever it is you do”
“It’s not important honey, go mow the lawn or chop wood or whatever it is you do”
Oh yeah, Leslie’s sitting right there. Nevermind.
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Oh yeah, Leslie’s sitting right there. Nevermind.
Just pretend you have an audio malfunction. Works for Miller.
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Just pretend you have an audio malfunction. Works for Miller.
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Please spare me the “hang in there” stuff. Please
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Please spare me the “hang in there” stuff. Please
Okay, now you're just making demands
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Okay, now you're just making demands
I really wish sticking his thumb in his mouth actually kept it shut.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I really wish sticking his thumb in his mouth actually kept it shut.
"They're both really good ideas" is something someone who sniffed rubber cement while sitting on top of the monkey bars in elementary school would say
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"They're both really good ideas" is something someone who sniffed rubber cement while sitting on top of the monkey bars in elementary school would say
That Big, Beautiful Ballroom ain't gonna build itself yaknow
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
That Big, Beautiful Ballroom ain't gonna build itself yaknow
TrumpCare: We Don't Care™
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
TrumpCare: We Don't Care™
My friend who introduced me to DKM back in the Sing Loud, Sing Proud days - he's abandoned them. And I think they're more relevant than ever these days.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My friend who introduced me to DKM back in the Sing Loud, Sing Proud days - he's abandoned them. And I think they're more relevant than ever these days.
On the plus side, my fever has come down to 103.9°F
Waaay down. I'm betting that by the end of the year I'll be right around 68.9°F where it belongs
Waaay down. I'm betting that by the end of the year I'll be right around 68.9°F where it belongs
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
On the plus side, my fever has come down to 103.9°F
Waaay down. I'm betting that by the end of the year I'll be right around 68.9°F where it belongs
Waaay down. I'm betting that by the end of the year I'll be right around 68.9°F where it belongs
Sorry Elon, you're too far gone. They won't sew them back on.
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sorry Elon, you're too far gone. They won't sew them back on.