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Including Russia, Russia, Russia
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Including Russia, Russia, Russia
The doctor's are trying to count how many neurons he has left of the 86 billion that should be there.
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The doctor's are trying to count how many neurons he has left of the 86 billion that should be there.
He doesn't know because his brain no longer weighs 3 lbs, it's shrinking. Instead of 86 billion neurons inside his skull he has dropped to a mere billion at the doctor's last count and shrinking.
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
He doesn't know because his brain no longer weighs 3 lbs, it's shrinking. Instead of 86 billion neurons inside his skull he has dropped to a mere billion at the doctor's last count and shrinking.
No we heard it. We just don't believe your shit anymore.
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
No we heard it. We just don't believe your shit anymore.
That bleach had bleached her brain.
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
That bleach had bleached her brain.
Who is manning the autopen?
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Who is manning the autopen?
So who is manning the autopen?
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So who is manning the autopen?