mjjah/they
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mjjah/they
@mjjah.net
I might never be an astronaut, but I'm still hot like Halley's Comet 🔥

Astrologer, intuitive, lifelong learner 🤓

Alchemy all day.
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it's spelled with two Js and no i because numerology, so don't fuck the math, ok?
Absolutely WILD
June 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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June 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What's doin' tomorrow, NYC? Oh, just the @nytimes.com doing harm to trans people again. When they're not actively erasing us, they platform anti-trans activists & use baseless rhetoric without citing their sources; now they're after the kids in surround sound.

Join us. We ride at 9am.
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June 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Luna is so RED right now!
June 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Let's get Yuria home safe!
May 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Mercury in Gemini; Jupiter (ruler of Sag) copresent and conjunct Aldebaran (= opposition to Antares in Jupiter's sign); S.Node Virgo.

Maybe they're born with it.
Maybe it's 'strology[ne].
May 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sometimes I wonder if it says "Dad" on his side, too. 😜 #DadJokes #Baguette #Bread #fuhgeddaboutit #NewYorkers
April 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hello from Lake Ron-honk-oma!

Ohp. I'm such a #TransexualMenace I intimidate the geese.
March 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
March 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Imagine you're an astrologer and your friend, who is starting up a startup, brings you and others into the project before an org sheet is made. Now imagine you're discussing your largely un-clarified roles.

If your answer was "in-house diviner & opiner," you were correct! 😝 #DearDiary #JobTitles
February 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It was something closer to
February 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
CALL for trans & gender-expansive arrangers/composers of barbershop harmony! Cc: @barbershopharmony.bsky.social

I know people who wanna program music created by T/GE folx - tried posting the call on Reddit but it wasn't welcome because bigotry & that mod thinks I'm on Meta 🤣 trying my luck here!
February 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Eeeeeeeeee! Though my body absolutely RAGES for the snow we got, I did it! Hope to see you there?

If you qualify and have not yet applied because *gestures vaguely at society*, applications are due TOMORROW! Get IN THERE, my fellow marginalized astro-geeks! 💖 #NORWAC #astrology #DEI #scholarship
February 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Lol so I'd caught a wee cold, body went into full eat/sleep/idgaf mode for a couple days, amassed enough spoons to get stuck looking at asteroids until 6am...now I'm having homemade green tea ice cream for breakfast just before 4pm because this is how we're coping w existing in this timeline today 🙃
February 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Carve from its knots a single snake around the center of the staff, and I will accompany you on the path of healing."
"this tracks; you got it" said I.
February 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When ✨Absolutely Wild✨ shit happens that screams "this energy isn't yours; check the charts," there will ALWAYS be something interesting to look at. Sometimes the act of excusing oneself to regulate is enough to dysregulate another. What's good, Lilith? How you like them Nodes? Mars? Chiron? 😂
January 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yule-#buns gonna be *so mad* when the tree comes down before Imbolc next week...they have truly loved hiding under/eating it this season 🌲

Patches has got this shadowey Darkwing Duck mask thing going on 😆

#bunnies #bunny #bnuny #PetChildren
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Shared w my class, now w you: bore witness to Today's Events™️ while checking which US Sibley lots aspected Ascendant in DC & saw that Gender (of unknown/unborn) was coming up in the next degree by trine; bet my friend Drumpf would say something about gender next. Nailed it. Thx, Universe; I hate it.
January 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
And just like that, I now spend Monday nights reading Ancient Astrology in Theory and Practice aloud to a study group of peers and the curious for deep dives and discussion. This is gonna be fun!
January 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Also, you needed #bunnies, don't deny it
November 20, 2024 at 7:12 PM