You have my full permission to post Bella stickers around the city. Social media is only 60% real and I'll forget I said this as soon as I close Bsky

I answer all phone calls cuz I like to fuck with scammers and also cuz I have creditors that like to remind me I'm in debt

@dotrook.bsky.social certainly the answer is yes

You should come over for dinner some time!

Split straight down the middle, Red Juni and Blue Juni regenerate from their respective halves and immediately being play fighting like puppies, it is unclear which is the evil one cuz they’re both pretty feisty

It would, it just happens to be categorically untrue

My favorite is that 95% of all croutons distributed for commercial sale come from one warehouse in north Florida

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I currently have several long-running bits that consist of telling people entirely false facts and stats from the food service/production logistics industry because they assume I know more than them (which I do)

Social contagion but it’s for trans girls going straight