Beauchard
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Beauchard
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"I ain't taking no jive from no Western Union messenger."
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Time to start saying it again, so no one gets the vapors when the time comes:

NO STATE FUNERAL FOR TRUMP.

#NoStateFuneralForTrump
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Nothing has ever been more real than Russian collusion
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I obtained this from a community member minutes after arriving on scene following a raid at the Cypress Park Home Depot this morning. they detained day laborers.
June 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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ICE is now changing tactics and arresting people who have been granted asylum hearings.
 
This is both a violation of US & international law that demands immediate attention from all New York elected officials & underscores the urgent need for legal service providers to be at all of these cases.
June 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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In a June Democratic mayoral primary, Zohran Mamdani received more votes than 22 sitting US Senators received in their most recent general elections.
June 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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One of the consequences of many newsrooms deciding that it's not their job to educate is this story doesn't include a paragraph of why FEMA was created. It leaves the reader to decide if this is a good idea without any context of why FEMA exists
President Trump said that his administration plans to “wean” states off FEMA assistance after this year’s hurricane season, offering in the most explicit terms yet his plans for states to respond to natural disasters and other emergencies on their own.
Trump says governors should be able to handle disasters without FEMA
In remarks to reporters, the president said the administration plans to “wean” states off FEMA assistance after hurricane season ends.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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The guy who called a mob to DC to be "wild" to overturn an election might have an interest in inciting violence for his own purposes? Naw, that can't be it.
June 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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It has to be especially galling to suffer flight delays right now, with all the airport TVs showing headlines about Trump getting bribed with a "palace in the sky."
May 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Trump: “Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls…They don’t need 250 pencils, they can have 5.”
Also Trump: accepts new Air Force One worth $400M from Qatari royal family.
May 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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It’s glib & maybe dumb. But my position on Newsom has long been that I don’t trust anyone who would marry a woman who would eventually end up banging Donald Trump Jr.
California built the film industry — and we’re ready to bring even more jobs home.

We’ve proven what strong state incentives can do. Now it’s time for a real federal partnership to Make America Film Again.

POTUS, let’s get it done.
May 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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So, imagine the U.S. is a big, beautiful luxury restaurant. All the chefs want to get in. But *I* set the prices! I set the prices!

So all of the best chefs in the world want to get in, and I say, “This is how much it costs to get into my beautiful restaurant.”

See? Boom! That’s tariffs!
May 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Trump orders stepped up spying... on Greenland.

Yes. Greenland.
www.wsj.com/world/greenl...
Exclusive | U.S. Orders Intelligence Agencies to Step Up Spying on Greenland
The push underscores the seriousness of President Trump’s intent to acquire the island from Denmark.
www.wsj.com
May 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE that reporters don’t burst into laughter every time he announces that something will happen in “two weeks?”

It’s his dumbest, most reflexive and obvious tell! And he uses it in almost every situation and every comment!
President Trump has said he plans to announce pharmaceutical tariffs “over the next two weeks” as he steps up his efforts to return supply chains and production of critical industries to the United States ⬇️
Trump to announce pharmaceutical tariffs ‘in next two weeks’
www.thetimes.com
May 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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May 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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This is real
May 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Is this “election fraud” also?
April 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Very current America vibes to be cruising toward a security state where everyone is required to present government papers upon demand but it’s illegal to know who is a cop
April 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Russia plans to encroach on Canadian Arctic sovereignty, and Putin wants Trump to make that OK.
WELKER: Does the US still want to make Canada the 51st state?

MARCO RUBIO: I think the president has stated repeatedly he thinks Canada would be better off as a state
April 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Too bad they weren’t seated all around Donald Trump.
The final honor guard for Pope Francis included migrants, prisoners, transgender people, the homeless and others selected by the Vicariate of Rome as a symbol of the late pope’s mission of inclusion and outreach.

Read more from the funeral: wapo.st/3YdDGqM
April 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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If you’re attending the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight, be sure to come prepared with a joke about the toddler cancer patient they just disappeared despite her being a citizen.

Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.
April 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Sure, this *sounds* bad, but our Top Men have analyzed the kid's poo stains and they look suspiciously like gang tattoos.
Judge says 2-year-old US citizen appears to have been deported with ‘no meaningful process’
The girl was deported Friday with her mother to Honduras, despite her father’s efforts to keep her in the United States.
www.politico.com
April 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Trump denies disaster aid, tells states to do more. FEMA has denied federal assistance for tornadoes in Arkansas, flooding in WV, and a windstorm in Washington state. It also has refused NC’s request for extended relief funding in the aftermath of Hurricane Helene. stateline.org/2025/04/25/t...
Trump denies disaster aid, tells states to do more • Stateline
In the wake of recent natural disasters, state leaders across the country are finding that emergency support from the federal government is no longer a given.
stateline.org
April 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM