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Mitch Eldritch
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The Short King in Yellow. creating some silly videos over at https://youtube.com/@ytpmitcheldritch

Neurospicy. He/him. Nice to meet you. Friendly neighborhood madman.

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Me and the lads played Unalive Team: Unalive the Justice League and I have some thoughts formulating.

Very mixed thoughts. We have plans to continue for now, and it was good to collect other impressions and have some discussion on it.

Has anyone else played this game?
Text: SUICIDE SQUAD Kill the Justice League in black block text over a white background. Four characters peer down: Deadshot in muted red armor and rifle in hands at the bottom; King Shark, who has a bandolier over his massive frame; Harley Quinn in her trademark red and blue coloring with white face paint holds a pistol and a bat; finally, Captain Boomerang in a trenchcoat with his boomerang and a shotgun on his back.
September 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Sure, I could listen to As Alive As You Need Me to Be on loop, why do you ask
A mirrored image of a darkly armored character with red highlights walks towards toward the peak of the mirrored image. The room around them is blue and geometric. Text on the top left reads "TRON ARES"
September 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Y'all, it slaps.

NIN built this house.
Original Motion Picture Soundtrack TRON ARES Music by NINE INCH NAILS
September 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I was out of date so I had to take a new screencap, but here's where I'm at right now. #balatro
Current Balatro stats: Best Hand: 31,437,644,062 Highest Round: 31 Highest Ante: 13 Most Played Hand: Pair (11,432) Most Money $1,045 Best Win Streak: 4 (1) Progress: 73% Collection: 100% Challenges: 100% Joker Stickers: 39% Deck Stake Wins: 55%
September 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Blue text on black matte: IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK
September 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Baby you can summon me anytime
The Beckoning Bell from Bloodborne (2015). Dark emanations seep out from underneath the bell shrouded. The bell is has some inlaid designs and also features a small handle. The Beckoning Bell is a consumable item in Bloodborne. It is used during online gameplay. A human must use Insight to ring this uncanny bell, but the benefits of cross-world cooperation are many. Its ring resonates across worlds, and the first hunter used it as a special signal to call hunters from other worlds to cross the gap and cooperate.
September 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I wondered if you'd had a chance to watch yet! Also, really hate seeing my favorite YouTubers confirm the worst of it.
@vinesauce This is happening to my channels as well. 40% or more decrease, videos with swearing still up, though any from the past 6 months or so are hidden from restricted mode. @DeadMeat Well, nice to know we're not the ones I guess
September 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Me, putting the Magic the Gathering cards into a new bin
Sallah and Indiana Jones put the Ark of the Covenant away where it belongs in Raiders of the Lost Ark. The Ark is lit from underneath to imply an ethereal glow. The image is contrasted with dark shadow against earthy hues and warm glowing orange colors.
September 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Re: Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines. Nothing in normal gameplay, don't worry! But: some horny game dev put in a console command that allows you to change the bust size of literally every female character in game. There is also (afaik) no cap to value X. And the console command is "money x"
A screencapture from the game Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. A non playable character in game with comically oversized breasts stands in a darkly lit area with roman columns and dark jade tiles with gold trim.
August 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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It's not JUST the land of milk, but of honey! There's a bunch of different honeys in varying flavors and colors from your familiar golden standard to clovers and other more reddish hued honey. The Hottest Fuckin' Sauce, next to Devil's Bitch and more hot sauce. "ASS REAPER" and "See Dick Burn" hot sauces.
August 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Cheese curds, ofc
Prepacked cheese curds of several varieties including mango habanero, bloody mary, and cheddar curds. Snack sticks and prepacked cheese curds of dill pickle and dill garlic varieties. Ghost pepper, buffalo wing, hickory hollow and bacon ranch cheese curds varieties prepacked and ready for frying. These cheeses are particularly orangish in hue.
August 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Heaven is a real place
The facade of the Mars Cheese Castle, a modern take on classic medieval architecture. A bright blue sky is in the background with fluffy clouds traversing over. An island of many varieties of cheeses, packaged as whole blocks and as cheese curds. The Mars Cheese Castle sign in its parking lot. The sign is white on black and yellow on red cards with sans serif type held aloft by four red posts and a light post. The sky is partly cloudy and a vibrant blue gradient.
August 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Maybe not THE worst, but I'd like to submit the recent War of the Worlds trailer boldly choosing to have a title that says this
Glowing blue scan lined text reads "It's worse than you think"
August 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Where's Apocalypse? Well honestly if we're going Dominion level, then Apocalypse should be an inversion of Infinity War where the heroes defeat Apoc, but his defeat (maybe something related to technopathy) gives Mr. Sinister exactly what he needs to become a Dominion.
The Moe Throwing Barney Out of the Bar meme, but Moe (Apocalypse) throws out Barney (Mr. Sinister), only for him to return as ENIGMA.
August 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Also, let's have an X-Fleet. Not only will the X-Men have the space-ready Blackbird X-Jet, but they will also have the B-2 styled X-Jet from Ultimate X-Men, and the XM-Velocity from X-Men Evolution.
The X-Jet Blackbird as seen in X-Men Days of Future Past. The Blackbird has glowing highlights and jets aflame in blue. The clouded sky is also a collection of grays and blues. The moon shines between a break in the clouds. The X-Jet has sharp forward-swept wings that give the whole craft the appearance of a claw print. The Blackbird X-Jet as seen in the Ultimate Marvel imprint. While the Blackbird later had inconsistent depictions (primarily with some artists rendering it as the Sr-71 styled 616 Marvel Blackbird X-Jet), the X-Jet Blackbird was modeled after the B-2 Spirit Bomber in most comics pencilled by Adam and Andy Kubert for Ultimate X-Men. The XM-Velocity was a smaller secondary craft used by the team in X-Men Evolution. The helicopter could not carry as many mutants aboard as its Blackbird sister, but for what it lacked in space, it made up the difference in speed, as the helicopter also had jet propulsion with a single engine fixed under its tail.
August 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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A red shirt aboard the star trek enterprise is having a bad day
August 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Chat, QRP with what you showed Superman that has him like this
Superman looks at a phone in landscape mode, because he is a hero. And then he makes a tired and exasperated face at whatever it is you just showed him. The colors are warm and earthy, with vibrant blues, greens and reds as pops of color contrast.
August 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Is... Is that Zak Bagans on the backbox?
Art from the backbox of the America's Most Haunted pinball machine.
August 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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And the bomb I dropped on those jerries? It was a BIG ONE!
Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey in the film It's a Wonderful Life gestures to show the size of the thing he dropped on Mary Hatch
August 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Thumbnailing. Guess who #xmen
A sketch pad with thumbnailed sketches of a large, hulking figure, and a smaller human figure. The colors are monochromatic save for the wooden table the sketch pad rests on.
August 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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But Lego, I'm poor!
A collection of Lego minifgures various spider people from Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse including--from left to right--Hobie Brown (Spider-Punk), Spider-Cat and Pavitr Prabakhar, Margo Kess (Spider-byte), Werewolf Spider-Man, Peter B. Parker with Mayday, Miles Morales (Spider-Man), Gwen Stacy (Spider-Gwen/Ghost Spider), Miles Morales (Prowler), Charlotte Webber (Sunspider) Petra Parker (Cyborg Spider-Woman), Patrick O'Hara (Web-Slinger) and Miguel O'Hara (Spider-Man 2099). A Lego Nintendo Gameboy with Zelda and Super Mario Land cartridges. In the background, the box packaging displays the handheld device with Lego branding.
August 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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CHIP I'M COMING TO GET YOU
A young woman, Faith (Iman Benson), raises her head with a strained look on her face. ICE CUBE, in the upper right corner, rises from his chair with his cell phone in his hands.
August 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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CHIP, GET OUTTA THERE, BABY
ICE CUBE stars in War of the Worlds as a desk-bound man who loves computering. He is looking at a tripod alien on the left screen, and yelling. He is big mad. So mad. Look at him. So very mad. He is wearing a nice button up shirt a he's ruining it by being mad
August 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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So youre telling me this is some kind of war of the worlds??
ICE CUBE stars in the 2025 film, "WAR OF THE WORLDS". Ice Cube sits hunched over with befuddlement. He is wearing dark framed glasses and a collared shirt of some kind. Behind him, some out of focus bullshit. The colors are full and saturated.
August 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Ohhhh great
"Frenzy" status effect from Bloodborne. An inverted triangle with an inlaid spiral sits next to a climbing meter against a dark backdrop featuring a bloody splotch effect, grasses and rock formation in the lower left, and strange, ghoulish visages carved in rock on the left. The location, if I had to guess, is the Nightmare of Mensis, possibly the Nightmare Frontier.
August 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM