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mistresssatan.bsky.social
Bi Bi Biiiiiiiii. 🩷💜💙 blanket TW: fucking breakdown. 🍞 & 🌹
@mistresssatan.bsky.social
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i just stole your soul & you didn't notice! writer/editor/photographer, non-monogamous queer, sex work alumna, feminist. she/her #PDX #EDS #SWBK
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mistresssatan.bsky.social
here to remedy this lack with a pic of Freya’s ass
Freya the cat lays on some outstretched legs, ass facing the camera directly
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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friends, if this book isn’t on your radar, it should be!! i really enjoyed it.
the cover of To Shape a Dragon’s Breath by Moniquill Blackgoose, with a stylized dragon head design on the front in mainly red and black.
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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whenever i read a friend/acquaintance’s book, i always like to give feedback, especially when it’s positive. if it’s poetry, the best kind of way i can indicate my interest is to see how much i wanted to quote from it….

this is @nberlat.bsky.social’s Brevity. (see, i DID read it, eventually!!)
Noah Berlatsky’s Brevity, held so you can see the line of book darts running all the way down the pages & beginning again at the top after i ran out of room. each book dart is for at least one quote i want to make from a page.
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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me, sitting at the absolute peak of what they will prescribe for my med, realizing eventually i’m going to have to try adding something
a grackle looking directly up at the camera with the grumpiest stink face
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
mistresssatan.bsky.social
on this, the sacred holiday of Halloween?

ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT
some asshole dressed up as the damn Grinch
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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apropos of tea love, this is a card i got from a delightful tea shop in Victoria BC with over 400 types of tea… not currently selling to the US because of the tariffs, but honestly, worth a trip to Victoria. the prices were so reasonable!
business card for Special Teas Inc. www.specialtea.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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watercolor of a seagull giving some extreme side eye
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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i stg if this outfit doesn’t attract me someone new to flirt with tonight at the dyke strip night, imma give up & join a damn convent
a crop top with straps in a pentacle shape that is SO low cut you can see my ribs below the cleavage
October 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
mistresssatan.bsky.social
without downloading anything, where are you at mentally right now?
image of Freddy Kreuger with a rainbow, which says “Follow Your Dreams”
October 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
mistresssatan.bsky.social
and many more, as detailed in photo. and it leaves some out (wellbutrin, for one).
list of meds causing heat intolerance; sorry folks but i don’t have 30 minutes to translate it all to text bc i am exhausted
September 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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i can’t highly enough recommend watching this with the sound turned up
reddit comment saying: “This is perfect. The strong as fuck Canadian accents sounding like a Shoresy outtake. The timid “he’s…he’s pretty tough” goading and failure to de-escalate. The way he pronounced “about” and the way the dude pronounced “re-cord.” The perfect camera work. The foreshadowing of throwing him in the lake. The way he comes crawling out like gollum. The hockey jersey tug when punching. The Batman “Bang!” Over and over. The voice of reason being like “I wouldn’t go back, you dumb fuck.” The way he leaves a giant wet body mark on the pavement after getting dropped. The way he gets thrown at the end. Every second is better than the last. Truly one of the best videos ever posted to Reddit.”
July 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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tortie cat curled up with her face on a blanket, looking grumpy
June 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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sorry, forgot photo.
3 Federal Protective Service cars, one unmarked car i assume is PDX police. all grouped in a parking lot.
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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picture of a “screaming” possum, with the caption: “morning mental health checklist: scream into the void scream in the shower scream at the birds coffee and muffin scream freestyle”
May 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
mistresssatan.bsky.social
show me your kitties!
a tortie cat looking up suspiciously from where her head is half buried in bedcovers
May 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
mistresssatan.bsky.social
visitin
a lit up building at night, with a rainbow mural saying “Love Wins in Mobile” (in Mobile, AL) a live oak tree leaning heavily to its left, arching over a driveway & over towards a building. under the tree’s trunk, a masc woman is touching the part of the tree trunk that she can reach. the tree makes the woman look teensy a live oak tree on the left, with its branches heading right over towards the ground, creating a green tunnel underneath live oak tree branches, as they touch the ground towards the lower left of photo
April 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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post your favorite Doctor, wrong answers only!
a picture of Clara Oswald from Doctor Who, flanked by two daleks in the background
March 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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a yellow flag like the “don’t tread on me” kind, except it has a Canadian goose with spread wings in a fighty pose. text says “Fuck Aboot And Find Oot”
March 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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a tortoiseshell cat (her name is Freya) lays half on her side, half on her back, showing some lovely white tum
March 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
mistresssatan.bsky.social
enhhhhh.

on one hand we might be starting WWIII with Canada.

otoh, it sure is pretty out here today.
a very tall waterfall (Multnomah falls) running quickly bc of rain, with a small secondary falls running to its right a picture of a waterfall (Shepperds Dell) to the left with the bridge over the falls area to the too right. small purple flowers just peeking out of last fall’s dead leaves small green buds on a sapling, with a large tree stump in the background
March 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Freya is a creeping dread Poe-esque/Lovecraftian horror story
a tortie/calico cat from the back end; she is snuggled in between my legs & a pillow on the bed, with her tail veering towards the left in claim of said pillow tortie/calico cat from the back, now curled up next to legs with nothing on the other side. all you can see is a tiny bit of side eye from her face tortie/calico turned around and facing the camera with a wary look close up of torti/calico face smushed into a blanket; you can see one very wide eye staring at you
January 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
meme: Captain Spock looking at a rock. caption says “Fragile, good cleavage” meme: cat next to milk carton with straw, staring away into the abyss. caption: “the traumatized urge to enter a permanent state of dissociation because the world is truly too horrific to process” drawing of snake wielding a sword in its mouth. caption: “why live laugh love when you can stab, stab, stab”
December 5, 2024 at 10:01 AM
mistresssatan.bsky.social
it would be funnier if it wasn’t dead accurate
meme: picture of a broken cup that is mostly gone at top & partially there at bottom, held together only by the handle. the text says, “when you’re entirely broken but somehow manage to keep your shit together”
December 5, 2024 at 6:53 AM
mistresssatan.bsky.social
at least i have managed to do two things today. shower, and find my way to this beer.
a pint mason jar full of a hazy IPA
December 3, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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meme of a person throwing a Molotov cocktail. text says “chaotic good doesn’t mean chaotic nice”
November 25, 2024 at 10:08 AM