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Gasoline burns evidence.
Image of a pen with a stream of blood sliding down in a black background. "Write a horror story using only 3 words" is written in typewriter prose.
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Quote with your model of masculinity.
Reading Rainbow is an American educational children's television series designed to encourage a love of books and reading. The original series aired on PBS and PBS Kids from July 11, 1983 to November 10, 2006, with each episode based on a featured children's book, which is discovered through a number of on-location segments or stories. Episodes also feature children recommending books to find at the local library. The public television series garnered over 200 broadcast awards, including a Peabody Award and 26 Emmy Awards, ten as Outstanding Children's Series. Reading Rainbow is hosted by actor and executive producer LeVar Burton. (Pictured above)
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Looks like this actor got his look from Yung Gravy.
Yung Gravy is the stage name of Matthew Raymond Hauri, an American rapper and trap musician from Rochester, Minnesota.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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If you are a fan of Comedy Central's "Broad City," this one is for you.
Screengrab image of the PlayStation 1 videogame, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Richter Belmont confronts Dracula, who sits on his throne. Dracula says to Richter: "I'm just a baby. I have no money. I can pay you in blocks."
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Get in loser. We're posting lock screens.
Screengrab of Deku in his hero costume, which includes the cape of Grand Torino and Deku's Air Force Gloves that were first featured in MHA: Heroes Rising.
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Cringe. Holiday Edition. Read Alt-Text for more context.
Nancy Reagan and Mr. T had a unique and unexpected relationship that stemmed from their involvement in the "Just Say No" anti-drug campaign in the 1980s. The "Just Say No" Campaign Collaboration in the 80s: Mr. T and Nancy Reagan worked together on the "Just Say No" campaign, which was a significant anti-drug initiative of the Reagan administration. " Public Appearances White House Christmas Party: They were photographed together at the annual White House Christmas party in 1983. "Nancy Reagan with Mr. T at the annual White House Christmas party [1983]."
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤
The film, "The Mighty," is based on the young adult book, "Freak the Mighty." The characters are friends Maxwell Kane, a large, developmentally disabled, and kind-hearted boy, and Kevin Avery, another boy, who is physically disabled and very intelligent.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Happy Monday, everyone. It's not a great morning in Dallas, honestly. It's soggy outside.
Image taken from inside the main character's driver's seat of his car. It's the image of a parking lot obscured by pouring rain.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Yeah... yeah.
Carminodoris flammea is a species of sea slug, a marine gastropod mollusc, known for its bright red middorsal patch. It is a dorid nudibranch in the family Discodorididae and feeds exclusively on sponges. The species is distinguished by its red patch, which gives it its name "flammea," and is sometimes difficult to differentiate from similar species like Carminodoris bifurcata.
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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And one more thing.

This will be my random Cards Against Humanity post of the week. I'm workshoping new stuff here. Depending on the reaction, it'll be a one-off or ongoing

End 🧵.
Black Card reads: Fun Tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with (Blank) instead. White card reads: Telling a shitty story that goes nowhere.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Over time, I invested in creating a personality on bsky that suits me. Just me. Here are some notable posts over the past 12 months.
For one month, I would post an art picture image. The theme is "The Art of Disrespect." Every month, I would post and pin something that I feel is disrespectful. For example, Goku standing on top of Nappa's head. At the first of the month, I showcase what my locked phone screen looks like for the duration of that month. Sometimes, other users showcase their locked screen images, too, in a repost, which I find fascinating. Every Wednesday, I post an image of Wednesday Addams. It's a different one every time, but the intent is always the same. Wednesday Addams will appear on my TL on a Wednesday. Random jokes will make their way here. This April Fools one is just chef's kiss.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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But the real gamechanger was the use of blocklists. Trolls will exist regardless, but we don't have to let them in. The same can be said for various bad faith actors as well.
989,284 blocked accounts.

It's nice to read online posts that don't include randos telling you to off yourself.
Screengrab of the main character's bsky account on the website Clearsky. Its shows a list of users who have been blocked being in various blocklists by users. A total of 989,284 accounts
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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My very first bsky post when I came onto Bluesky. It was a different place back then.
Screengrab of the main character's first bsky post. It's an image of actor Nic Cage. The post reads: This is my first post since I left Twitter back in 2022. I feel liberated.
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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So let's get into some overall facts shall we:

931 followers.
Following +5K Accounts
2,200 bsky posts made so far.
Screengrab of the main character's bsky profile.
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Meme of a dog with a ski mask over its face. The words, "You Know I'm Stealing That, Right?" appear at the bottom of the image.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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There's another reason. Aliens are not even remotely interested in visiting Earth, let alone establishing any form of communication.

In thier eye(s), Earth is just a part of the milk way ghetto.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Shiva had to get some distance from Roo. If not, Roo would have used their backup weapon.
The image of an adult kangaroo foot. On the middle toe is a very long and sharp clawlike nail.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Post a gaming picture that gives you video game anxiety.
Claire Redfield fires a gun at Mr. X as a Licker hangs above the ceiling in a cramped hallway of the Raccoon City Police Station. The game is Resident Evil 2.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Watched Frankenstein last night on Netflix. Here's what happened in the movie without any context.
Image of a wolfskin rug placed on a wooden floor. James Franco in the film The Ballad of Buster Scruggs with a noose around his neck. His response, "First Time?" created an internet meme that sums up various situations that have happened before and will happen again. Kevin Coster and Vinita McClennon in the 1992 film "The Bodyguard." Singer/Actress Whitney Houston stars in the film, but McClennon, her body double, is the one in Costner's arms. That image became became the film's iconic movie poster. Laura Lizzie, the racist bully from the 1996 movie, "The Craft." After targeting Rochelle, a spell was cast that caused Laura's hair to fall out in the women's gym shower.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Remember, remember the 5th of November. Gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Get in loser. We're posting lock screens.
Screengrab of an retro 80's style arcade in Japan.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Art.
A portrait of Wednesday Addams based on a derivation of the Thanksgiving play scene from the 1993 film Addams Family Values.
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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And we have video of me voicing as The Front Man. I purchased a voice changer. I'm not speaking in Korean, but I do dole out the coldest line of the show.
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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And now it's complete. My Halloween 2025 costume. Player 001 of Squid Game Season 2. I even have The Front Man mask on.
The main character dressed as Player 001 of Squid Game. The main character dressed as Player 001/The Front Man from Squid Game Season 2.
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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It's Halloween. A preview of my latest costume.
The main character is holding a Squid Game Front Man mask.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM