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Joseph Wylie
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Single
44 | Dallas, TX
Gasoline burns evidence.
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Looks like this actor got his look from Yung Gravy.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If you are a fan of Comedy Central's "Broad City," this one is for you.
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Get in loser. We're posting lock screens.
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Cringe. Holiday Edition. Read Alt-Text for more context.
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥🖤
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Happy Monday, everyone. It's not a great morning in Dallas, honestly. It's soggy outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Yeah... yeah.
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And one more thing.

This will be my random Cards Against Humanity post of the week. I'm workshoping new stuff here. Depending on the reaction, it'll be a one-off or ongoing

End 🧵.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Over time, I invested in creating a personality on bsky that suits me. Just me. Here are some notable posts over the past 12 months.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
But the real gamechanger was the use of blocklists. Trolls will exist regardless, but we don't have to let them in. The same can be said for various bad faith actors as well.
989,284 blocked accounts.

It's nice to read online posts that don't include randos telling you to off yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My very first bsky post when I came onto Bluesky. It was a different place back then.
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So let's get into some overall facts shall we:

931 followers.
Following +5K Accounts
2,200 bsky posts made so far.
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There's another reason. Aliens are not even remotely interested in visiting Earth, let alone establishing any form of communication.

In thier eye(s), Earth is just a part of the milk way ghetto.
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Shiva had to get some distance from Roo. If not, Roo would have used their backup weapon.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Post a gaming picture that gives you video game anxiety.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Watched Frankenstein last night on Netflix. Here's what happened in the movie without any context.
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Remember, remember the 5th of November. Gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Get in loser. We're posting lock screens.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Art.
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
And we have video of me voicing as The Front Man. I purchased a voice changer. I'm not speaking in Korean, but I do dole out the coldest line of the show.
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And now it's complete. My Halloween 2025 costume. Player 001 of Squid Game Season 2. I even have The Front Man mask on.
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's Halloween. A preview of my latest costume.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM