Mister Univers
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Geriatric Millennial yelling at The Cloud
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
If you are feeling sad today, just remind yourself you’re not Mike Johnson making this face on camera.
Mike Johnson Is FREAKED By The Epstein Vote. So What's Really Up His Ass? www.wonkette.com/p/mike-johns...
Mike Johnson Is FREAKED By The Epstein Vote. So What's Really Up His Ass?
We have some guesses!
www.wonkette.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you are feeling sad today, just remind yourself you’re not Mike Johnson making this face on camera.
“Nation… shocked?… as con artist plays shell game with bombshell Epstein files. More at 11.”
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Nation… shocked?… as con artist plays shell game with bombshell Epstein files. More at 11.”
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Babe, wake up. New meme template just dropped.
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Babe, wake up. New meme template just dropped.
Love this for her!
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Love this for her!
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
“How did WW3 start?”
“Well, someone posted a really stupid Sora video to Facebook…”
“Well, someone posted a really stupid Sora video to Facebook…”
October 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“How did WW3 start?”
“Well, someone posted a really stupid Sora video to Facebook…”
“Well, someone posted a really stupid Sora video to Facebook…”
Ok I admit this seems like a legit use for AI.
A data hoarder set up a searchable archive of the Epstein docs released by the House Oversight Committee. Used OCR and a self-hosted AI to analyze and categorize them.
Actually useful bc the docs were released as disorganized jpeg files in a giant Google Drive
www.404media.co/data-hoarder...
Actually useful bc the docs were released as disorganized jpeg files in a giant Google Drive
www.404media.co/data-hoarder...
Data Hoarder Uses AI to Create Searchable Database of Epstein Files
The open source project has been mirrored as a torrent file and represents one of the easiest ways to navigate a messy data dump.
www.404media.co
October 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ok I admit this seems like a legit use for AI.
This is an important development.
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is an important development.
Welcome to SlopSpace!
With the launch of Sora 2, OpenAI has opened a new chapter in addictive, and some worry dangerous, AI video content.
Kiss reality goodbye: AI-generated social media has arrived
With the launch of Sora 2, OpenAI has opened a new chapter in addictive, and some worry dangerous, AI video content.
n.pr
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Welcome to SlopSpace!
I’m not saying it’s the same, but “shared clinical decision-making” is giving crisis pregnancy center.
BREAKING NEWS: The group voted to require people who want a shot to be briefed on harms and benefits and tried but failed to pass a requirement for a prescription.
CDC advisers vote to add new COVID vaccines rules that could discourage uptake
The group voted to require people who want a shot to be briefed on harms and benefits and tried but failed to pass a requirement for a prescription.
n.pr
September 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m not saying it’s the same, but “shared clinical decision-making” is giving crisis pregnancy center.
1) I’m no expert on extremely online niche political movements but - hoo boy - we’re in for a wild ride.
2) Sometimes I think social media shouldn’t have been invented.
3) I’m aware of the irony here.
2) Sometimes I think social media shouldn’t have been invented.
3) I’m aware of the irony here.
Groypers - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
1) I’m no expert on extremely online niche political movements but - hoo boy - we’re in for a wild ride.
2) Sometimes I think social media shouldn’t have been invented.
3) I’m aware of the irony here.
2) Sometimes I think social media shouldn’t have been invented.
3) I’m aware of the irony here.
How Protein-Packed Junk Food Could Make America Fit Again
(Someone needs to pay the interns at Forbes.)
(Someone needs to pay the interns at Forbes.)
August 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
How Protein-Packed Junk Food Could Make America Fit Again
(Someone needs to pay the interns at Forbes.)
(Someone needs to pay the interns at Forbes.)
Being upset that Cracker Barrel is updating its brand is just another example of mourning a past that never existed.
August 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Being upset that Cracker Barrel is updating its brand is just another example of mourning a past that never existed.
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Chuck E Cheese recently announced a new adult-focused restaurant concept. Is it too late to submit my concept for its mascot? Presenting: Charles Edward Fromage
July 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Chuck E Cheese recently announced a new adult-focused restaurant concept. Is it too late to submit my concept for its mascot? Presenting: Charles Edward Fromage
I love the smooth and refreshing beef menthol flavor!
Thanks to the MAHA movement, we now have pure beef tallow cigarettes. #MAHA
July 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I love the smooth and refreshing beef menthol flavor!
Where’s my extended warranty?
It is tremendously rude that you basically have to keep working out forever.
July 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Where’s my extended warranty?
Happy Friday
July 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy Friday
Brb…
July 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Brb…
After reading this story, the zero-sum lifestyle manifests itself in really absurd ways.
This economic anxiety, this masculine fear, is a story I keep hearing. But what of the Black women most impacted by the economy? Men, even when they are socioeconomically disadvantaged still benefit from the unpaid labor of women. lyz.substack.com/p/i-witness-...
I witness the masculinity crisis at the Trump rally
And got my chair stolen
lyz.substack.com
July 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
After reading this story, the zero-sum lifestyle manifests itself in really absurd ways.
This #longread is both fascinating and insane
I called everyone in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book.
Here's what I learned about rich people, conspiracy, “genius,” Ghislaine, stand-up comedy, and evil from the 2,000 phone calls.
Here's what I learned about rich people, conspiracy, “genius,” Ghislaine, stand-up comedy, and evil from the 2,000 phone calls.
I called everyone in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book.
What I learned about rich people, conspiracy, Ghislaine, stand-up comedy, and evil from 2,000 phone calls.
www.motherjones.com
July 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This #longread is both fascinating and insane
For when you get bored of Wordle:
Hued - The Daily Color Puzzle
Match today's color in three guesses. A daily puzzle game that challenges your color perception and matching skills. New puzzle every day!
playhued.com
July 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
For when you get bored of Wordle:
Headline: “Elon Musk Vows to Start New Political Party”
Step 1: Climb out of K hole 🔲
Step 1: Climb out of K hole 🔲
July 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Headline: “Elon Musk Vows to Start New Political Party”
Step 1: Climb out of K hole 🔲
Step 1: Climb out of K hole 🔲