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matt
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I usually say whats on TV at the bar I like to go to, but sometimes I say other stuff
A wonderful lunch for a mere $7.95
October 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bonker Burger
October 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I think it's Joe's which is funny because you can walk there from the white house which is probably why he picked it
September 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Let's go the Nats (they suck shit and im in hostile territory)
August 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i bought the pizza pass. i figure if i get even like 5 "just okay" pizzas its worth it
July 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Mr Backhoe
April 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
One of my jobs at the farm is to stay in the watch tower for 6 hours a day in case raiders show up from the woods
March 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Gogor and Bronk
February 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
C'mon bro, amazing stuff.
February 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
For my lunch today I went to a Vietnamese restaurant and got their "new year longevity noodles" and I didn't read the menu closely but the noodles had three huge prawns on them. So I got to eat prawn brains and stuff also.
February 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love going on to reddit
February 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ok thanks for letting me know
January 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There's only one that matters anyway
November 22, 2024 at 8:48 PM
November 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Two good boys that I am dog sitting this week
November 14, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Check this out
February 12, 2024 at 2:40 AM
January 20, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Front row seat for watching the guy make sandwiches at the bar. Going to watch this instead of water world. This is like when you get a table in the kitchen at a Michelin starred restaurant
November 18, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Picture of a salad I ate earlier
August 23, 2023 at 10:53 PM
A
August 10, 2023 at 9:00 AM
Izakaya dinner 🤙
August 2, 2023 at 11:45 AM
Went to a fireworks show and got free sandwiches pretty good
July 31, 2023 at 11:15 AM
Wow
July 28, 2023 at 1:39 PM