Jez
@misterjez.com
Professional whimsical skeddadler. Owner of one cat, one horse and a design and marketing agency in Tunbridge Wells. Not bad with a camera - http://unsplash.com/@jeztimms
"Make-up artists 'used bodily fluids on Farage during BBC appearances', insider claims." 👀👀👀
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"Make-up artists 'used bodily fluids on Farage during BBC appearances', insider claims." 👀👀👀
Not now comet, we have enough on our plate.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Not now comet, we have enough on our plate.
Well of course Netflix just crashed when Stranger Things just launched the final series 😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Well of course Netflix just crashed when Stranger Things just launched the final series 😂
So I get to pay an extra 2% on my company dividend withdrawals. Happy to do so, to help fix the mess the Tories left the country in and those it hits the hardest.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So I get to pay an extra 2% on my company dividend withdrawals. Happy to do so, to help fix the mess the Tories left the country in and those it hits the hardest.
Go away John Redwood, you are the past.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Go away John Redwood, you are the past.
What's next? A sexy time tax?
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What's next? A sexy time tax?
Just got a WhatsApp from an old school mate who is trying to get a few of us together at Christmas for the first time in 30 years. He said to the group 'So how about the 12th then, thinking of some drinks and a festive sausage fest around mine'. One of the group left 😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just got a WhatsApp from an old school mate who is trying to get a few of us together at Christmas for the first time in 30 years. He said to the group 'So how about the 12th then, thinking of some drinks and a festive sausage fest around mine'. One of the group left 😂
In my 20s, I really thought that by this time I would be living on a space station.
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
In my 20s, I really thought that by this time I would be living on a space station.
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses...
Just like witches at black masses...
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses...
Just like witches at black masses...
Yazz loved running on the spot,
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yazz loved running on the spot,
'Russia will be freed from Western sanctions, rejoin the G7 and take back the majority of its frozen assets under Donald Trump’s peace plan for Ukraine.'
Doing his Master's bidding. He needs to be removed from office, now.
Doing his Master's bidding. He needs to be removed from office, now.
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
'Russia will be freed from Western sanctions, rejoin the G7 and take back the majority of its frozen assets under Donald Trump’s peace plan for Ukraine.'
Doing his Master's bidding. He needs to be removed from office, now.
Doing his Master's bidding. He needs to be removed from office, now.
Cummings can fuck off to jail, along with the fat useless twat Johnson, for life sentences.
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Cummings can fuck off to jail, along with the fat useless twat Johnson, for life sentences.
Mani's passing has really hit me. His and his bands music were part of the best time of my life, dancing for days with your best mates with the biggest shit grin, falling in love with the coolest girls, dressed to the nines, feeling completely happy and free. Thanks for all that r kid and RIP xx
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mani's passing has really hit me. His and his bands music were part of the best time of my life, dancing for days with your best mates with the biggest shit grin, falling in love with the coolest girls, dressed to the nines, feeling completely happy and free. Thanks for all that r kid and RIP xx
It's also International Toilet Day...
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's also International Toilet Day...
In the car dealership waiting for my car to finish being serviced. While you wait, they have Scalextrix to play with :)
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In the car dealership waiting for my car to finish being serviced. While you wait, they have Scalextrix to play with :)
After 8 hours driving yesterday due to motorway junctions being shut and collision delays, today is feet up with the cat and David Lean's Great Expectations. Together with cheese on toast.
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
After 8 hours driving yesterday due to motorway junctions being shut and collision delays, today is feet up with the cat and David Lean's Great Expectations. Together with cheese on toast.
"US House votes overwhelmingly to make justice department release Epstein files"
I hope finally the victims get some justice. You see it's not all about politics, you mad old white Washington men, people suffered incredibly and still do.
I hope finally the victims get some justice. You see it's not all about politics, you mad old white Washington men, people suffered incredibly and still do.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"US House votes overwhelmingly to make justice department release Epstein files"
I hope finally the victims get some justice. You see it's not all about politics, you mad old white Washington men, people suffered incredibly and still do.
I hope finally the victims get some justice. You see it's not all about politics, you mad old white Washington men, people suffered incredibly and still do.
So Jenrick was on breakfast TV just now and asked about Mahmood's latest policy. He said it's good but not far enough, UK needs to leave the ECHR. Not even challenged on that. Not a peep, just a smile and a thank you for appearing.
There's the problem.
There's the problem.
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
So Jenrick was on breakfast TV just now and asked about Mahmood's latest policy. He said it's good but not far enough, UK needs to leave the ECHR. Not even challenged on that. Not a peep, just a smile and a thank you for appearing.
There's the problem.
There's the problem.
Bear Grills did an AI rewrite of the Bibble? Why did? Oh money. Me silly.
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Bear Grills did an AI rewrite of the Bibble? Why did? Oh money. Me silly.
Just stumbled on this film: Love, Rosie and I adore it. So funny so far and stars the daughter of Phil Collins, she is so lovely.
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just stumbled on this film: Love, Rosie and I adore it. So funny so far and stars the daughter of Phil Collins, she is so lovely.
Very foggy on my forest walk just now. It was so quiet as well, almost silence.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Very foggy on my forest walk just now. It was so quiet as well, almost silence.