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Matthew Rhoten
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programmer nutjob type of guy
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Drop something black and white
"Tulip" 1984 photograph by Robert Mapplethorpe
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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That looks awesome!

I am baking today too
Two boules of homemade 50% wheat bread cooling on a rack on a countertop
September 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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"geordi drake" meme. first picture has caption "motion jpeg". second picture is highly pixelated and has caption "progressive jpeg"
July 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I've got one for ya
Light blue background. A man and woman silhouetted in black, stereotypical 1950s appearance, with shadowed faces and downcast body language. Caption: "It... it was systemd"
May 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Lawrence from the movie "Office Space," looking incredulous and slightly put out. This is the scene where he says "No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man."
January 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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frame from a Perry Bible Fellowship webcomic, depicting a guy wearing a light pink t-shirt with a unicorn, stars with sparkling rainbow trails, and the text "Unicorn Power!"
December 9, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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The grocery website reminds me of an old Denis Leary bit www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_d...

"you can get every other flavor except COFFEE flavored coffee"
A list of options for buying whole coffee beans from a grocery store website; the options are "Bean (2), Coffee (21), Colombian (1), French Roast (1), Other (67)"
October 30, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Predator handshake in agreement meme. left: Starburst. Right: Twizzlers. Handshake agreement: Being Delicious Plastic
September 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Sweet!
July 31, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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When your IDE throws shade
Visual Studio window "A debugger operation is taking longer than expected" [Terminate]
May 22, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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still looking for an answer to this
Google search homepage, with the query "how can i deliver an electric shock to anyone who emails me about webinars" typed in
April 17, 2024 at 8:13 PM