If he's quick he can do a one page comic strip, establishing his claim on the story, so Disney have to buy the big screen rights from him!

I imagine Dawn French and Joanna Lumley are calling their agents right now!

No, sorry, I can't help you with that one!

At least he wasn't in a Harry Potter film!

This is the exact scene I was reminded of. And America was the giant alien tentacled beast that exploded in the centre of Europe