Mr. Delicious
@misterdelicious.bsky.social
Hello, I'm Mr. Delicious, the man who took Rax Roast Beef to strange new places, like bankruptcy court. Dickety-dee! (Not affiliated with the real Rax.)
Mr. D got sucked into the land of the graffiti drawings on our bathroom stalls. Speaking with its leader, Henry, it turns out they're really embarrassed to have their portal to our world be somewhere so filthy, and with such poor-quality glory holes.
June 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Mr. D got sucked into the land of the graffiti drawings on our bathroom stalls. Speaking with its leader, Henry, it turns out they're really embarrassed to have their portal to our world be somewhere so filthy, and with such poor-quality glory holes.
Mr. D prefers to describe himself as a delightfully impish roast beef sprite, thank you very much.
June 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Mr. D prefers to describe himself as a delightfully impish roast beef sprite, thank you very much.
Meow meow! It's time you met Mr. D's fursona, Neko Delicious. No wait, come back, you haven't even seen Neko D play with a ball of yarn! It's incredibly wholesome, and not the least bit disturbing, unless you think about it!
May 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Meow meow! It's time you met Mr. D's fursona, Neko Delicious. No wait, come back, you haven't even seen Neko D play with a ball of yarn! It's incredibly wholesome, and not the least bit disturbing, unless you think about it!
Give the gift that says, "I'm aroused by beef, you should be too." The Rax Intimacy Products Sampler includes:
- An autographed pin-up poster of gravy
- A box of "Mr. Delishues Wankin' Tissues"
- Rax Brand personal lubricant, in beef flavor
Available at all Rax locations. Good luck finding one!
- An autographed pin-up poster of gravy
- A box of "Mr. Delishues Wankin' Tissues"
- Rax Brand personal lubricant, in beef flavor
Available at all Rax locations. Good luck finding one!
May 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Give the gift that says, "I'm aroused by beef, you should be too." The Rax Intimacy Products Sampler includes:
- An autographed pin-up poster of gravy
- A box of "Mr. Delishues Wankin' Tissues"
- Rax Brand personal lubricant, in beef flavor
Available at all Rax locations. Good luck finding one!
- An autographed pin-up poster of gravy
- A box of "Mr. Delishues Wankin' Tissues"
- Rax Brand personal lubricant, in beef flavor
Available at all Rax locations. Good luck finding one!
Mr. D was rummaging through the attic, trying to find some of Mrs. D's underwear for... reasons, when he found this old video game box. "Mr. Delicious & The Noid at the 1980 Moscow Summer Games" was a triumph for the Rax 64 computer, which came with 64 abacus beads of memory.
April 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mr. D was rummaging through the attic, trying to find some of Mrs. D's underwear for... reasons, when he found this old video game box. "Mr. Delicious & The Noid at the 1980 Moscow Summer Games" was a triumph for the Rax 64 computer, which came with 64 abacus beads of memory.
Ooh! Mr. D got bingo! it's a good thing he never got around to cleaning those gravy stains off the ceiling.
March 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ooh! Mr. D got bingo! it's a good thing he never got around to cleaning those gravy stains off the ceiling.
Mr. D has been reinvented with a new, sexy look to make you simultaneously aroused and confused. Move over, Hamburglar. There's a new fast food daddy in town, and he's allergic to pants. Dickety-manly!
February 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Mr. D has been reinvented with a new, sexy look to make you simultaneously aroused and confused. Move over, Hamburglar. There's a new fast food daddy in town, and he's allergic to pants. Dickety-manly!
Rax Singles take all of the goodness of Rax slurry, concentrates it in a can suspiciously similar to pet food, and makes it available to the unfortunate soul on the go. No bun, but all the fun!
Rax Singles: For Single People Destined to Remain Single
Rax Singles: For Single People Destined to Remain Single
February 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Rax Singles take all of the goodness of Rax slurry, concentrates it in a can suspiciously similar to pet food, and makes it available to the unfortunate soul on the go. No bun, but all the fun!
Rax Singles: For Single People Destined to Remain Single
Rax Singles: For Single People Destined to Remain Single
What young Billy fails to mention is that this is the same currency we pay our staff with. Raxbucks are the official fiat tender of at least two counties in the Scioto Valley, ever since the federal government ceded them back to nature.
February 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
What young Billy fails to mention is that this is the same currency we pay our staff with. Raxbucks are the official fiat tender of at least two counties in the Scioto Valley, ever since the federal government ceded them back to nature.
Civilian governments abandoned the midwest in 1992, when the bankruptcy of Rax Roast Beef proved too much for their economies to withstand. A number of fiefdoms emerged, each with a surviving Rax as their capital. Today, we still have 6 convenient locations for your dining enjoyment.
January 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Civilian governments abandoned the midwest in 1992, when the bankruptcy of Rax Roast Beef proved too much for their economies to withstand. A number of fiefdoms emerged, each with a surviving Rax as their capital. Today, we still have 6 convenient locations for your dining enjoyment.
It turns out we can almost afford to serve these! Finally, this place will be the profitable establishment it's always threatened to become.
January 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It turns out we can almost afford to serve these! Finally, this place will be the profitable establishment it's always threatened to become.
Look, we don't need your business. If you won't eat here, then the blood raccoons will. Rax: One Way or Another, Something's Getting Eaten
January 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Look, we don't need your business. If you won't eat here, then the blood raccoons will. Rax: One Way or Another, Something's Getting Eaten
Sometimes customers leave comment cards. Mr. D usually eats them so HR doesn't see them, and also because they're more nutritious than the food.
January 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sometimes customers leave comment cards. Mr. D usually eats them so HR doesn't see them, and also because they're more nutritious than the food.
This is a direct ripoff of the Raxland Kids Meal "Doctor Wedgie" toy that got us booted from Utah.
January 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This is a direct ripoff of the Raxland Kids Meal "Doctor Wedgie" toy that got us booted from Utah.
Christmas in southern Ohio is beautiful. Get your tetanus shots, folks.
December 24, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Christmas in southern Ohio is beautiful. Get your tetanus shots, folks.
Disturbing scenes from the 1976 Rax Roast Christmas Special. The producers went on to Hollywood stardom creating such hits as Supertrain, and Pink Lady & Jeff.
December 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Disturbing scenes from the 1976 Rax Roast Christmas Special. The producers went on to Hollywood stardom creating such hits as Supertrain, and Pink Lady & Jeff.
Ok, the Rax Sniffing Booth may not have been Mr. D's greatest contribution to mankind. But he'd like to see you come up with an idea to keep this place in business. And don't suggest "edible food" or "no sniffing booths."
December 21, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Ok, the Rax Sniffing Booth may not have been Mr. D's greatest contribution to mankind. But he'd like to see you come up with an idea to keep this place in business. And don't suggest "edible food" or "no sniffing booths."
You may recognize our restaurant from the Lifetime TV movie "Meal Most Menacing: The Rust Belt Beef Blight." Danica McKellar played the mayor who got poisoned!
December 21, 2024 at 10:55 PM
You may recognize our restaurant from the Lifetime TV movie "Meal Most Menacing: The Rust Belt Beef Blight." Danica McKellar played the mayor who got poisoned!
With hints of leather, sweat, smoke, meat, and regret, Rax tastes like licking a dead cowboy's saddle. While the corpse is still on it.
Rax: Not a Steakhouse, It's a Steakcemetery
Rax: Not a Steakhouse, It's a Steakcemetery
December 21, 2024 at 10:52 PM
With hints of leather, sweat, smoke, meat, and regret, Rax tastes like licking a dead cowboy's saddle. While the corpse is still on it.
Rax: Not a Steakhouse, It's a Steakcemetery
Rax: Not a Steakhouse, It's a Steakcemetery
The powerful scent of Rax Roast Cologne isn't for everyone. It's been likened to being hit in the face with a shovel dipped in dog urine. But that belies its subtle hints of sadness and desperation.
November 13, 2024 at 3:07 PM
The powerful scent of Rax Roast Cologne isn't for everyone. It's been likened to being hit in the face with a shovel dipped in dog urine. But that belies its subtle hints of sadness and desperation.