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Mister Ray
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<Insert inane list of references to generic family and professional roles here> and <insert random pet> owner. That'll be original enough I'm sure.
Sadly the reality is that that's actually the most American thing about this story. None of any of this will change until the underlying values of American society changes.
December 9, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Just think how much better the world would be if russia and everyone and everything in it disappeared tomorrow. Nothing of value would be lost, at all.
December 9, 2024 at 12:01 AM
You say it's free but I bet you'll screw me over on shipping costs.
December 8, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Attachments: MonoplyMoney.jpg, Implication.jpg
December 8, 2024 at 11:48 PM
If they ever catch him imagine how hard it'll be to find a jury of enough people not wanting to high five him.
December 8, 2024 at 11:29 PM
They seem like fun guys
December 8, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Easy to find the guy. Just look for someone receiving an unusual number of high fives and free beers.
December 8, 2024 at 10:55 PM
"Yes but apart from that what have the romans... err international community done for us?"
December 8, 2024 at 8:46 PM
How about $1bn per day until then?

Supporting Ukraine's task to degrade and demolish the russian military is the best investment in global security anyone could possibly make today. Especially when it's largely done with old stock that would otherwise be decommissioned anyway.
December 8, 2024 at 8:31 PM
They should have just left it at "The FBI is offering a $50,000 reward". I'd have even thrown some money in myself.
December 8, 2024 at 8:25 PM
That story was mere days away from ending with Rudolph coming into Santa's workshop in a trench coat...
December 8, 2024 at 8:21 PM
You just fund the next usurper. It's usurpers all the way down.
December 8, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Rated PG in this case standing for "Politics Genre".
December 8, 2024 at 8:13 PM
But it does work, and exactly as intended. How else are those billionaires going to afford their 4th yacht without a little suffering here and there?
December 8, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Just bringing over some classic twitter content.
December 8, 2024 at 7:56 PM