Missy Melons
@missymelons.bsky.social
Depressive gargoyle nightmare woman
Frame it and put it in the Louvre.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Frame it and put it in the Louvre.
Of all the dumb broads, I’m the smartest.
July 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Of all the dumb broads, I’m the smartest.
Drunk white women and cigarettes: when did we go right?
April 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Drunk white women and cigarettes: when did we go right?
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Our women’s march in Idaho Falls. We had about 200 people and as I always say, it’s a good protest in IF if you get down one side of the bridge.
March 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Our women’s march in Idaho Falls. We had about 200 people and as I always say, it’s a good protest in IF if you get down one side of the bridge.
Writing a paper about Emmanuel Kant and calling it ‘Serving Kant’
March 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Writing a paper about Emmanuel Kant and calling it ‘Serving Kant’
Damn! I wish I was my lover
March 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Damn! I wish I was my lover
Calling our lawyer right now @chronicallycolton.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Calling our lawyer right now @chronicallycolton.bsky.social
@hulu fuuuuuck you!!
March 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
@hulu fuuuuuck you!!
Idea for a throuple’s costume FMM: Katherine the Great, and a two person horse costume. I think it’s hilarious 🤷♀️
February 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Idea for a throuple’s costume FMM: Katherine the Great, and a two person horse costume. I think it’s hilarious 🤷♀️
Bro left my nude on read
February 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Bro left my nude on read
Every time I get ghosted: 🫡
a man in a blue shirt and tie is smiling for the camera
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is smiling for the camera
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Every time I get ghosted: 🫡
Nothing gas lights me more than a karaoke song with the wrong lyrics.
February 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Nothing gas lights me more than a karaoke song with the wrong lyrics.
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The thing I love about this picture is that’s it’s a real dumpster fire in the alley and my friend @missymelons.bsky.social took it. It encapsulates everything and it’s the real deal.
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
January 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The thing I love about this picture is that’s it’s a real dumpster fire in the alley and my friend @missymelons.bsky.social took it. It encapsulates everything and it’s the real deal.
Squishmallow should be making mattresses by now.
January 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Squishmallow should be making mattresses by now.
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I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too
November 19, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too
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mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
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Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next