Miss Parker
@missparkerpresents.bsky.social
✨Glitter Critter from the Sunshine State✨
Burlesque performer & Bartender from Jacksonville FL
Email missparkerpresents.prb@yahoo.com for booking inquires
Unofficially sponsored by Malort
Burlesque performer & Bartender from Jacksonville FL
Email missparkerpresents.prb@yahoo.com for booking inquires
Unofficially sponsored by Malort
My body is closing the bar but my mind is floating down the Suwannee river
April 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My body is closing the bar but my mind is floating down the Suwannee river
DEAR JACKSONVILLE - I put together a rad burlesque show for you and would love to see ya there! This Saturday live band burlesque at Underbelly! Tickets at www.blacksunshinebooking.com
🎉🎊🥂
🎉🎊🥂
April 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
DEAR JACKSONVILLE - I put together a rad burlesque show for you and would love to see ya there! This Saturday live band burlesque at Underbelly! Tickets at www.blacksunshinebooking.com
🎉🎊🥂
🎉🎊🥂
I present to you - the burlesque pussy kite. Aka - the front panel of a panty. May she keep our bits in and prevent any flips or flops, Amen 🙏
February 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I present to you - the burlesque pussy kite. Aka - the front panel of a panty. May she keep our bits in and prevent any flips or flops, Amen 🙏
🚨MOM IS IN THE GREEN ROOM🚨
Maybe a new season of unnh will cure me? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Maybe a new season of unnh will cure me? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
February 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
🚨MOM IS IN THE GREEN ROOM🚨
Maybe a new season of unnh will cure me? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Maybe a new season of unnh will cure me? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Today’s vibes
Listening to Cold Moon Over Babylon, the narrator is lovely. Half way done stoning the pearl heels. My boo has Xena on the living room TV. Laundry is folded, dinner was good.
Life is nice in the moment.
Listening to Cold Moon Over Babylon, the narrator is lovely. Half way done stoning the pearl heels. My boo has Xena on the living room TV. Laundry is folded, dinner was good.
Life is nice in the moment.
February 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Today’s vibes
Listening to Cold Moon Over Babylon, the narrator is lovely. Half way done stoning the pearl heels. My boo has Xena on the living room TV. Laundry is folded, dinner was good.
Life is nice in the moment.
Listening to Cold Moon Over Babylon, the narrator is lovely. Half way done stoning the pearl heels. My boo has Xena on the living room TV. Laundry is folded, dinner was good.
Life is nice in the moment.
Reminder to treat yo self and find joy where you can
February 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Reminder to treat yo self and find joy where you can
The men on FB truly are charming
January 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The men on FB truly are charming
Not now kitten Daddys taking a shit
January 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Not now kitten Daddys taking a shit
A list of things that lifted my spirits today -
1. Buying my castle in Going Medieval
2. Started a new set of pasties for a friend
3. Audio books
4. Honey scented candle
5. 🌿🌿🌿
6. A long soak in the tub
The world is hard right now. Don’t doom scroll too much. Take care of yourself.
1. Buying my castle in Going Medieval
2. Started a new set of pasties for a friend
3. Audio books
4. Honey scented candle
5. 🌿🌿🌿
6. A long soak in the tub
The world is hard right now. Don’t doom scroll too much. Take care of yourself.
January 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A list of things that lifted my spirits today -
1. Buying my castle in Going Medieval
2. Started a new set of pasties for a friend
3. Audio books
4. Honey scented candle
5. 🌿🌿🌿
6. A long soak in the tub
The world is hard right now. Don’t doom scroll too much. Take care of yourself.
1. Buying my castle in Going Medieval
2. Started a new set of pasties for a friend
3. Audio books
4. Honey scented candle
5. 🌿🌿🌿
6. A long soak in the tub
The world is hard right now. Don’t doom scroll too much. Take care of yourself.
I started a “Florida Burlesque” starter pack on here, if you’d like to be added to it, holla!
If there’s any burlesque, cocktail, gardening, or witchy feeds / starter packs I should be following - please share! ♥️
#glittercritter
If there’s any burlesque, cocktail, gardening, or witchy feeds / starter packs I should be following - please share! ♥️
#glittercritter
January 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I started a “Florida Burlesque” starter pack on here, if you’d like to be added to it, holla!
If there’s any burlesque, cocktail, gardening, or witchy feeds / starter packs I should be following - please share! ♥️
#glittercritter
If there’s any burlesque, cocktail, gardening, or witchy feeds / starter packs I should be following - please share! ♥️
#glittercritter
It’s the night before the inauguration and my blood is boiling.
January 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It’s the night before the inauguration and my blood is boiling.
January 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Jacksonville, Florida. Please spread the word and attend if you can.
#jacksonville
#jacksonvilleflorida
#protest
#fucktrump
#jacksonville
#jacksonvilleflorida
#protest
#fucktrump
January 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Jacksonville, Florida. Please spread the word and attend if you can.
#jacksonville
#jacksonvilleflorida
#protest
#fucktrump
#jacksonville
#jacksonvilleflorida
#protest
#fucktrump
Call me nutty cuz I’m on that hot squirrel shit
January 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Call me nutty cuz I’m on that hot squirrel shit
On a new meal prep plan and if the recipe ends up tasting terrible I just drown it in hot sauce.
January 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
On a new meal prep plan and if the recipe ends up tasting terrible I just drown it in hot sauce.
Neighborhood squirrel watch
December 29, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Neighborhood squirrel watch
Life is a fancy skripper
December 29, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Life is a fancy skripper
My mom put bathtub crayons in my Christmas stocking so my boyfriend and I have been using them to “write love letters” in the shower to each other ✨🪴✨
December 29, 2024 at 10:00 AM
My mom put bathtub crayons in my Christmas stocking so my boyfriend and I have been using them to “write love letters” in the shower to each other ✨🪴✨
Merry Crisis ya filthy animals
December 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Merry Crisis ya filthy animals