missmartina
@missmartina.bsky.social
Lover of champagne🍾, Le Tour de France 🚲, knitting 🧶, the World Cup ⚽️, Sherlock Holmes 🎻, Kraftwerk 🎹, bees 🐝, books 📚, creepy dolls🎎, 🧩’s & movies 🎥.
July 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is a more accurate representation of me after #Tdf2025 #couchpeloton
July 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is a more accurate representation of me after #Tdf2025 #couchpeloton
A Hazelnut Martini (omg it is so tasty, and, I suspect, lethal) and petit fours for #toursnacks on the very short Stage 19 of #sbstdf #couchpeloton
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
A Hazelnut Martini (omg it is so tasty, and, I suspect, lethal) and petit fours for #toursnacks on the very short Stage 19 of #sbstdf #couchpeloton
A tropical 9 degrees in Melbourne, means is Pina Colada time with hommus, crudités and crackers. #ItsThe70sBaby #toursnacks #couchpeloton
July 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
A tropical 9 degrees in Melbourne, means is Pina Colada time with hommus, crudités and crackers. #ItsThe70sBaby #toursnacks #couchpeloton
I swear, if Keeno refers to Quinn Simmons as Captain America one more time… #IsHeThoughIsHeReally #NotAsHandsomeAsChrisEvans #couchpeloton
July 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I swear, if Keeno refers to Quinn Simmons as Captain America one more time… #IsHeThoughIsHeReally #NotAsHandsomeAsChrisEvans #couchpeloton
A Rusty Nail #tourcocktail with olives for #toursnacks I am running out of both snacks and mixers…supermarket tomorrow #couchpeloton
July 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A Rusty Nail #tourcocktail with olives for #toursnacks I am running out of both snacks and mixers…supermarket tomorrow #couchpeloton
Isn’t Van Wilder a terrible Ryan Reynolds film? #IWillShowMyselfOut #CouchPeloton
July 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Isn’t Van Wilder a terrible Ryan Reynolds film? #IWillShowMyselfOut #CouchPeloton
Well, that is a delightful accent soup! They can cook ravioli for me anytime #JustSaying #WagglesEyebrows #platdutour #couchpeloton
July 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Well, that is a delightful accent soup! They can cook ravioli for me anytime #JustSaying #WagglesEyebrows #platdutour #couchpeloton
It’s Jensie!!!! So happy right now #ShutUpLegs #couchpeloton
July 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It’s Jensie!!!! So happy right now #ShutUpLegs #couchpeloton
I quite like the Ineos Grenadier car. Looks like an old school Land Rover. #AnUninterestingFactAboutMe
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July 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I quite like the Ineos Grenadier car. Looks like an old school Land Rover. #AnUninterestingFactAboutMe
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Tonight it is a throwback to the ‘80s with a Black Russian #tourcocktail and some truffle Brie with crackers for #toursnacks #couchpeloton
July 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Tonight it is a throwback to the ‘80s with a Black Russian #tourcocktail and some truffle Brie with crackers for #toursnacks #couchpeloton
Just got in, what happened tonight, did I miss a crash? Annoyingly despite Gerro repeating himself 327 times a night, no mention of a crash. #couchpeloton
July 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just got in, what happened tonight, did I miss a crash? Annoyingly despite Gerro repeating himself 327 times a night, no mention of a crash. #couchpeloton
So, I had many leftover lychees from yesterday which has resulted in another frozen lychee martini accompanied by pâté and cornichons on a sliced baguette, which is improving the ITT no end #toursnacks #couchpeloton
July 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
So, I had many leftover lychees from yesterday which has resulted in another frozen lychee martini accompanied by pâté and cornichons on a sliced baguette, which is improving the ITT no end #toursnacks #couchpeloton
Remember when Henk and his shirts were on the SBS commentary team back in the day? #sigh #couchpeloton
July 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember when Henk and his shirts were on the SBS commentary team back in the day? #sigh #couchpeloton
A frozen lychee martini with goats cheese and crackers for #toursnacks tonight. The lychee martini is pretty strong, I will be sleeping well tonight after some drunk posting #yay #CouchPeloton
July 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A frozen lychee martini with goats cheese and crackers for #toursnacks tonight. The lychee martini is pretty strong, I will be sleeping well tonight after some drunk posting #yay #CouchPeloton
A Strawberry Daiquiri and the leftover nuts for #toursnacks tonight. Can recommend ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #couchpeloton
July 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A Strawberry Daiquiri and the leftover nuts for #toursnacks tonight. Can recommend ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #couchpeloton
Cup of tea, knitting, planning films for the Melbourne International Film Festival 2025 and the TDF makes for a very cozy night. #toursnacks #couchpeloton
July 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Cup of tea, knitting, planning films for the Melbourne International Film Festival 2025 and the TDF makes for a very cozy night. #toursnacks #couchpeloton
That Rillette du Porc looked delicious, my #toursnacks are less fancy, dates, cherries, nuts and a Tom Collins #tourcocktail. #couchpeloton
July 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
That Rillette du Porc looked delicious, my #toursnacks are less fancy, dates, cherries, nuts and a Tom Collins #tourcocktail. #couchpeloton
July 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Stage 8’s #tourcocktail is a Sidecar. Cognac, Cointreau and lemon juice. No #toursnacks tonight, just gave the leftover cheese in the fridge the side eye, after yesterday’s extravaganza. #couchpeloton
July 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Stage 8’s #tourcocktail is a Sidecar. Cognac, Cointreau and lemon juice. No #toursnacks tonight, just gave the leftover cheese in the fridge the side eye, after yesterday’s extravaganza. #couchpeloton
So, as I mentioned a few days ago, I was #tourknitting ski mask…well, I finished it and it is the most upsetting knitted object, I have ever created. Enjoy a photo of my cursed mask. Now, back to knitting a striped (non cursed jumper) #couchpeloton
July 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
So, as I mentioned a few days ago, I was #tourknitting ski mask…well, I finished it and it is the most upsetting knitted object, I have ever created. Enjoy a photo of my cursed mask. Now, back to knitting a striped (non cursed jumper) #couchpeloton
July 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It’s #FromageFriday (with added charcuterie). Tonight’s #TourSnacks are more like #tourdinner, so (too) many French cheeses, pâté, and champagne. Expecting a full cheese coma in an hour or so #CouchPeloton
July 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It’s #FromageFriday (with added charcuterie). Tonight’s #TourSnacks are more like #tourdinner, so (too) many French cheeses, pâté, and champagne. Expecting a full cheese coma in an hour or so #CouchPeloton
July 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Normally, I am in a cocktail frenzy during the time trials, which, I can confirm, are far more entertaining, the more alcohol that is consumed. However, I have things to do tomorrow, so my #toursnacks tonight is a glass of Disaronno ( which is type of Ameretto) and some nuts. #couchpeloton
July 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Normally, I am in a cocktail frenzy during the time trials, which, I can confirm, are far more entertaining, the more alcohol that is consumed. However, I have things to do tomorrow, so my #toursnacks tonight is a glass of Disaronno ( which is type of Ameretto) and some nuts. #couchpeloton