MissLilacShadows
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Report: No Way This Year's Summer Strawberries Living Up To Hype
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May 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Report: No Way This Year's Summer Strawberries Living Up To Hype
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What’s happening to Adriana Smith is absolutely horrific and completely unethical. What ever happened to the Hippocratic oath??
May 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What’s happening to Adriana Smith is absolutely horrific and completely unethical. What ever happened to the Hippocratic oath??
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Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism
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April 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism
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Analysis Finds Many Medieval Books Bound With Seal Skin
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April 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Analysis Finds Many Medieval Books Bound With Seal Skin
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Say what you want but Kamala wouldn’t have tried to make penguins pay tariffs 🐧 #tarriff #penguins #GodIhatethistimeline
April 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Say what you want but Kamala wouldn’t have tried to make penguins pay tariffs 🐧 #tarriff #penguins #GodIhatethistimeline
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The bedspread is still warm from the dryer!!
March 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The bedspread is still warm from the dryer!!
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"it's hammer time" ❤️💀
March 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"it's hammer time" ❤️💀
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All this bullshit can be mentally exhausting, but never forget...
March 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
All this bullshit can be mentally exhausting, but never forget...
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I don't understand how people don't get this... Also, tomatoes are vile.
March 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I don't understand how people don't get this... Also, tomatoes are vile.
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Me: dang those wings were spicy
WebMD: you have cancer
Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn
WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ
WebMD: you have cancer
Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn
WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ
March 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Me: dang those wings were spicy
WebMD: you have cancer
Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn
WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ
WebMD: you have cancer
Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn
WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ
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I cannot handle it when men cook, bake, or grill with their shirts off.
I don’t care if you’re incredibly hot—put on a shirt while you’re around other people’s food.
My god.
I don’t care if you’re incredibly hot—put on a shirt while you’re around other people’s food.
My god.
March 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I cannot handle it when men cook, bake, or grill with their shirts off.
I don’t care if you’re incredibly hot—put on a shirt while you’re around other people’s food.
My god.
I don’t care if you’re incredibly hot—put on a shirt while you’re around other people’s food.
My god.
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💎✨💎✨🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️✨💎✨💎
👑🌟👑T R A N S👑🌟👑
💖🪽💖P E O P L E💖🪽💖
💎🪩💎F U C K I N G💎🪩💎
⚡💍⚡B E L O N G⚡💍⚡
💎✨💎✨🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️✨💎✨💎
👑🌟👑T R A N S👑🌟👑
💖🪽💖P E O P L E💖🪽💖
💎🪩💎F U C K I N G💎🪩💎
⚡💍⚡B E L O N G⚡💍⚡
💎✨💎✨🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️✨💎✨💎
March 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
💎✨💎✨🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️✨💎✨💎
👑🌟👑T R A N S👑🌟👑
💖🪽💖P E O P L E💖🪽💖
💎🪩💎F U C K I N G💎🪩💎
⚡💍⚡B E L O N G⚡💍⚡
💎✨💎✨🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️✨💎✨💎
👑🌟👑T R A N S👑🌟👑
💖🪽💖P E O P L E💖🪽💖
💎🪩💎F U C K I N G💎🪩💎
⚡💍⚡B E L O N G⚡💍⚡
💎✨💎✨🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️✨💎✨💎
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Woman On Sidewalk Can’t Even Summon Kernel Of Whimsy Required To Skip Along Hopscotch
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March 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Woman On Sidewalk Can’t Even Summon Kernel Of Whimsy Required To Skip Along Hopscotch
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BREAKING: Delta’s CEO just admitted that the economy is breaking down in real time because of Donald Trump. Airlines are slashing forecasts and flights are emptying out. This is horrible.
March 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
BREAKING: Delta’s CEO just admitted that the economy is breaking down in real time because of Donald Trump. Airlines are slashing forecasts and flights are emptying out. This is horrible.
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SUPER WORM MOON!!! Rising over the mountains!!! Tonight!!!
Go out and look at it if you can. I think the eclipse starts around midnight, eastern time
#bloodmoon #supermoon #wormmoon #photography
Go out and look at it if you can. I think the eclipse starts around midnight, eastern time
#bloodmoon #supermoon #wormmoon #photography
March 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
SUPER WORM MOON!!! Rising over the mountains!!! Tonight!!!
Go out and look at it if you can. I think the eclipse starts around midnight, eastern time
#bloodmoon #supermoon #wormmoon #photography
Go out and look at it if you can. I think the eclipse starts around midnight, eastern time
#bloodmoon #supermoon #wormmoon #photography
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
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All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
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Morning Bluesky ☕️ ✌️ Getting a bit of exercise before work.
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Morning Bluesky ☕️ ✌️ Getting a bit of exercise before work.
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I'm so glad all the really important issues are being dealt with in such a timely manner. 🙄
February 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm so glad all the really important issues are being dealt with in such a timely manner. 🙄
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Stadium Gasps As Precious Football Falls To Ground
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Stadium Gasps As Precious Football Falls To Ground
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What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.
February 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.