Expect: Kittehs & kyootness. Politics & jigsaw puzzles. Coupons & crosstitch. Rage & indignation.
Currently, w/ fourteen (out of nineteen) grades on record, my average is 97%.
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Currently, w/ fourteen (out of nineteen) grades on record, my average is 97%.
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He wanders off. Comes back fifteen minutes later.
Him: Oh? Did you want something? I got pepperoni...
Me, when he leaves again, to purchase a $5 can of Coke: You deserve better.
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He wanders off. Comes back fifteen minutes later.
Him: Oh? Did you want something? I got pepperoni...
Me, when he leaves again, to purchase a $5 can of Coke: You deserve better.
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Me: "Am I wearing a Megabus
uniform?!"
FYI: I am *not* wearing a Megabus uniform, but I *am* wearing my seatbelt; double decker busses are wobbly.
Me: "Am I wearing a Megabus
uniform?!"
FYI: I am *not* wearing a Megabus uniform, but I *am* wearing my seatbelt; double decker busses are wobbly.
Me: "They're under every set of seats."
Them: "Mine doesn't seem to?!"
Me: ::sighs::
Me: "Did you look *under* your seat?"
Then: "Oh."
Me: "They're under every set of seats."
Them: "Mine doesn't seem to?!"
Me: ::sighs::
Me: "Did you look *under* your seat?"
Then: "Oh."
Me: "Depends what bus, but your best bet is to check any of the MANY screens throughout the station, all of which will tell you which gate your specific bus will be at."
Me: "Depends what bus, but your best bet is to check any of the MANY screens throughout the station, all of which will tell you which gate your specific bus will be at."
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