Ms Bee 😷
@missboggioskeets.bsky.social
Reader. Runner. Serial hobbyist. George and Franklin fan. TAM. Tech-savvy Luddite (mostly). Spinster + lunatic.
"I'm too young to be old and too old to be young." Evelyn, Fried Green 🍅s
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"I'm too young to be old and too old to be young." Evelyn, Fried Green 🍅s
No DMs.
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ICE in Burnsville, MN followed a family home, broke down their door, and abducted 4 of them at gunpoint including the parents of a 7 year old and the husband of a pregnant woman. All of this occurred without a warrant for a home owned by a US citizen. (12/6/25)
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
ICE in Burnsville, MN followed a family home, broke down their door, and abducted 4 of them at gunpoint including the parents of a 7 year old and the husband of a pregnant woman. All of this occurred without a warrant for a home owned by a US citizen. (12/6/25)
Troll is Norwegian Jurassic Park and I love everything about it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Troll is Norwegian Jurassic Park and I love everything about it.
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It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?
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Not only is ICE snatching hard working people who are trying to earn a living, they’re taking their money too?
A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not only is ICE snatching hard working people who are trying to earn a living, they’re taking their money too?
A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
A witness recorded ICE agents taking a cash box from a taco stand in La Puente during an operation where four people were arrested.
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every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
Hey BeniFuckOff,
If you rename Salesforce to Agentforce I will move my company to a new CRM. We're already planning a migration to a new instance so a whole new tool wouldn't be that far off.
Stop this madness. Does he also have a brain worm?
www.businessinsider.com/salesforce-m...
If you rename Salesforce to Agentforce I will move my company to a new CRM. We're already planning a migration to a new instance so a whole new tool wouldn't be that far off.
Stop this madness. Does he also have a brain worm?
www.businessinsider.com/salesforce-m...
Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff says he might rename the company 'Agentforce'
The SaaS pioneer recently learned in focus groups that customers want to talk about AI agents now
www.businessinsider.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hey BeniFuckOff,
If you rename Salesforce to Agentforce I will move my company to a new CRM. We're already planning a migration to a new instance so a whole new tool wouldn't be that far off.
Stop this madness. Does he also have a brain worm?
www.businessinsider.com/salesforce-m...
If you rename Salesforce to Agentforce I will move my company to a new CRM. We're already planning a migration to a new instance so a whole new tool wouldn't be that far off.
Stop this madness. Does he also have a brain worm?
www.businessinsider.com/salesforce-m...
I am not eating solid food anymore, only soup.
a penguin in a chef 's hat is stirring a pot of soup that says soup heals all on the bottom
ALT: a penguin in a chef 's hat is stirring a pot of soup that says soup heals all on the bottom
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December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I am not eating solid food anymore, only soup.
I just had a dream that my sister let Franklin run away and didn't do anything to find him. I woke up crying and am now a little irrationally mad at my sister. Would my mind come up with that dream if it weren't rooted in reality?
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I just had a dream that my sister let Franklin run away and didn't do anything to find him. I woke up crying and am now a little irrationally mad at my sister. Would my mind come up with that dream if it weren't rooted in reality?
We don't do scrum at my gig but I miss it. I miss a forum to ask those questions that aren't worth their own meeting. Just knowing about other work that may affect what I am doing...
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We don't do scrum at my gig but I miss it. I miss a forum to ask those questions that aren't worth their own meeting. Just knowing about other work that may affect what I am doing...
It is just me or does anyone else side eye folks when every post is AI-generated, esp the pictures. I know it's hot right now but you don't look like that. And that's not a bad thing!
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It is just me or does anyone else side eye folks when every post is AI-generated, esp the pictures. I know it's hot right now but you don't look like that. And that's not a bad thing!
Example 95378 of Trailhead being most not serious. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Example 95378 of Trailhead being most not serious. 😂
COME ON, TENNESSEE!!!
Do Something Meme GIF
ALT: Do Something Meme GIF
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December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
COME ON, TENNESSEE!!!
They misspelled "perfectly normal... for someone deep in the throes of heart failure and months away from death."
Trump's physician said in a memo released today that the results of a "preventative" October MRI were "perfectly normal."
Trump's doctor says his MRI results are "perfectly normal"
The president did not initially disclose that he had the procedure.
www.axios.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
They misspelled "perfectly normal... for someone deep in the throes of heart failure and months away from death."
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Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
My best friend loves 21 Pilots. I took her to their concert a few years ago for her birthday. Every 3rd song on her 22hour playlist is 21 Pilots.
I say all this to ask: can someone explain why they're so popular because I don't get it, she can't explain it, and it defies understanding to me.
I say all this to ask: can someone explain why they're so popular because I don't get it, she can't explain it, and it defies understanding to me.
a woman wearing hoop earrings is sitting in the back seat of a car .
ALT: a woman wearing hoop earrings is sitting in the back seat of a car .
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November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My best friend loves 21 Pilots. I took her to their concert a few years ago for her birthday. Every 3rd song on her 22hour playlist is 21 Pilots.
I say all this to ask: can someone explain why they're so popular because I don't get it, she can't explain it, and it defies understanding to me.
I say all this to ask: can someone explain why they're so popular because I don't get it, she can't explain it, and it defies understanding to me.
Was it movie magic or did Bruce Lee really catch the cobra in Enter the Dragon? I assume it is movie magic but Bruce Lee exists as a living superhero in my mind so it seems like it may be possible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Was it movie magic or did Bruce Lee really catch the cobra in Enter the Dragon? I assume it is movie magic but Bruce Lee exists as a living superhero in my mind so it seems like it may be possible.
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I think it's possible I may love the commentary on this photograph more than life itself
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I think it's possible I may love the commentary on this photograph more than life itself
Honesty is the best policy. I hope many customers answer similarly, maybe they'll axe him. (I doubt it but a girl can dream!)
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Honesty is the best policy. I hope many customers answer similarly, maybe they'll axe him. (I doubt it but a girl can dream!)
What is the type of romance novel called where the emotional climax isn't some silly lack of communication causing overwrought reactions but is rather more realistic like they can't be together because she's a shapeshifting dinosaur or he lives on Mars and neither wants to deal with long distance?
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What is the type of romance novel called where the emotional climax isn't some silly lack of communication causing overwrought reactions but is rather more realistic like they can't be together because she's a shapeshifting dinosaur or he lives on Mars and neither wants to deal with long distance?
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
I love when my spider roommate situates himself near the post it I use to warn myself about my spider roommate.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I love when my spider roommate situates himself near the post it I use to warn myself about my spider roommate.
I changed the slack emoji for my team's messages because we just realized the access issue we have been triaging for a full 5 days is because the CHIEF REVENUE OFFICER is using his private email to access a proprietary company system that requires a company email to access. 🥴🫠🙃
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I changed the slack emoji for my team's messages because we just realized the access issue we have been triaging for a full 5 days is because the CHIEF REVENUE OFFICER is using his private email to access a proprietary company system that requires a company email to access. 🥴🫠🙃
Food scientists: I bought a bottled peach iced tea that tastes like peach iced tea but gives me the aroma of stagnant cat urine just before I sip it. How? And also, why? Candidly, the smell may put me off it forever.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Food scientists: I bought a bottled peach iced tea that tastes like peach iced tea but gives me the aroma of stagnant cat urine just before I sip it. How? And also, why? Candidly, the smell may put me off it forever.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Can someone explain to me like I am 5 why Trump hasn't already flown to Argentina on his cute little Qatari plane for asylum and resigned mid-flight? Or is this the narcissism?
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Can someone explain to me like I am 5 why Trump hasn't already flown to Argentina on his cute little Qatari plane for asylum and resigned mid-flight? Or is this the narcissism?