J. R. Eldridge
@misreadbible.bsky.social
British satirical author and creator of The MisreadBible series, which parodies the Bible with irreverent wit and a dash of theological side-eye.
https://www.misreadbible.com
https://www.misreadbible.com
Some idiot camouflaged the bollard! I nearly walked into that!
September 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Some idiot camouflaged the bollard! I nearly walked into that!
Jesus Christ, now it thinks I'm Victor fucking Hugo!
September 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Jesus Christ, now it thinks I'm Victor fucking Hugo!
Google now thinks I'm at least 85 years old.
September 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Google now thinks I'm at least 85 years old.
As promised, here are some of the pages from my upcoming book, The MisreadBible: Joshua. www.misreadbible.com/books/joshua
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
As promised, here are some of the pages from my upcoming book, The MisreadBible: Joshua. www.misreadbible.com/books/joshua
As promised, here's the full cover of my new book, The MisreadBible: Joshua (www.misreadbible.com/books/joshua), which is due to be published on the 30th September.
September 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
As promised, here's the full cover of my new book, The MisreadBible: Joshua (www.misreadbible.com/books/joshua), which is due to be published on the 30th September.
Worst black pudding ever!
September 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Worst black pudding ever!
Since people have been asking me for the link to my new book, I decided to make business cards. Any suggestions about where I can stick them?
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Since people have been asking me for the link to my new book, I decided to make business cards. Any suggestions about where I can stick them?
Trump’s not dead. He was photographed relaxing by the beach. #WeekendAtDonnies
September 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Trump’s not dead. He was photographed relaxing by the beach. #WeekendAtDonnies
Autocorrect completely changed the meaning.
August 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Autocorrect completely changed the meaning.
According to Google Search Console, I've achieved nothing...
What can I do to please you?!!!!!!!! Why won't you love me?!!!! You're not my real dad!!!!!
What can I do to please you?!!!!!!!! Why won't you love me?!!!! You're not my real dad!!!!!
August 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
According to Google Search Console, I've achieved nothing...
What can I do to please you?!!!!!!!! Why won't you love me?!!!! You're not my real dad!!!!!
What can I do to please you?!!!!!!!! Why won't you love me?!!!! You're not my real dad!!!!!
What an odd place to put an instruction manual…
August 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What an odd place to put an instruction manual…
My mission to get Google to recognise that I'm not a football coach continues.
I've added '"disambiguatingDescription":"British satirical author of The MisreadBible series (not the Arkansas football coach)."' to my site's schema!
I've added '"disambiguatingDescription":"British satirical author of The MisreadBible series (not the Arkansas football coach)."' to my site's schema!
August 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My mission to get Google to recognise that I'm not a football coach continues.
I've added '"disambiguatingDescription":"British satirical author of The MisreadBible series (not the Arkansas football coach)."' to my site's schema!
I've added '"disambiguatingDescription":"British satirical author of The MisreadBible series (not the Arkansas football coach)."' to my site's schema!
Google has gone from giving the other J. R. Eldridge first billing to conflating him with me.
August 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Google has gone from giving the other J. R. Eldridge first billing to conflating him with me.
So, technically, I'm bigger than Jesus!
August 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So, technically, I'm bigger than Jesus!
I've noticed some people selling my books on eBay at inflated prices. These sellers aren't official stockists, and you can get my books cheaper on Amazon and other retailers.
August 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I've noticed some people selling my books on eBay at inflated prices. These sellers aren't official stockists, and you can get my books cheaper on Amazon and other retailers.
Everyone knows the platypus was cobbled together from random animal parts.
August 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Everyone knows the platypus was cobbled together from random animal parts.
Calling them out appears to have worked.
August 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Calling them out appears to have worked.
Sometimes when I'm feeling blue, I watch this clip I took out of a Kenneth Copeland video. Never fails to amuse.
August 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Sometimes when I'm feeling blue, I watch this clip I took out of a Kenneth Copeland video. Never fails to amuse.
Oh, for fuck’s sake!!!
July 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Oh, for fuck’s sake!!!
Oh, for fuck’s sake!!!
July 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Oh, for fuck’s sake!!!
Google thinks I wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (right-hand side, BookBub pane). I'm flattered. Douglas Adams has been one of my favourite authors since teenhood (if childhood is a word, 'teenhood' should be).
July 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Google thinks I wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (right-hand side, BookBub pane). I'm flattered. Douglas Adams has been one of my favourite authors since teenhood (if childhood is a word, 'teenhood' should be).
That reminds me, they have signs up to warn not to feed seagulls here. The gulls look demented!
July 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
That reminds me, they have signs up to warn not to feed seagulls here. The gulls look demented!