www.cbpp.org/research/foo...
www.cbpp.org/research/foo...
>Get annoyed about the TikTok ban.
>Attempt to doom scroll.
>"Fuck."
>Get annoyed about the TikTok ban.
>Attempt to doom scroll.
>"Fuck."
“Do you want a bag?”
Me:
“No, none of my dates are that ugly.”
“Do you want a bag?”
Me:
“No, none of my dates are that ugly.”
MILF, it does your body good.
MILF, it does your body good.
Why do hotdogs come in packages of 12 when only 10 fit in my ass?
Why do hotdogs come in packages of 12 when only 10 fit in my ass?
Swiggity swooty, I’m bored at work and wanna see your booty.
Swiggity swooty, I’m bored at work and wanna see your booty.
We add new genders every time you complain.
Love,
Me
We add new genders every time you complain.
Love,
Me
So, let me get this straight. There is…
Locktober
No Nut November
Destroy Dick December
and nothing for January? Damn.
So, let me get this straight. There is…
Locktober
No Nut November
Destroy Dick December
and nothing for January? Damn.
I mentioned tonight that I don’t really celebrate #Christmas. I got asked if I’m #pagan. I heard “peggin’”. Like, if I’m into #pegging. Awkward….
I mentioned tonight that I don’t really celebrate #Christmas. I got asked if I’m #pagan. I heard “peggin’”. Like, if I’m into #pegging. Awkward….
But, men’s shampoo is like, “5-in-1! Shampoo, body wash, engine degreaser, insect repellent, and lighter fluid! It’ll get ya laid!”
But, men’s shampoo is like, “5-in-1! Shampoo, body wash, engine degreaser, insect repellent, and lighter fluid! It’ll get ya laid!”
If someone pulls my hair in a fight, I’m afraid I’ll orgasm.
If someone pulls my hair in a fight, I’m afraid I’ll orgasm.
So, it’s cool when ballets advertise The Nutcracker, but I get weird looks for telling a guy he should have CBT?
So, it’s cool when ballets advertise The Nutcracker, but I get weird looks for telling a guy he should have CBT?
Send me a partner with a big booty;
so that we can crush the patriarchy.
Send me a partner with a big booty;
so that we can crush the patriarchy.