Ashton ⚓️
@miserableoffender.bsky.social
Clerk in Holy Orders | Confessional-ish Anglican | 1662 BCP appreciator | Dragon Quest Enthusiast | Crohnie 16+ Years
Does anyone have a clergy shirt brand recommendation? I’ve lost quite a bit of weight, prefer band collars, and am wondering if there’s anything out there that doesn’t fit like a hefty bag. ⚓️
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Does anyone have a clergy shirt brand recommendation? I’ve lost quite a bit of weight, prefer band collars, and am wondering if there’s anything out there that doesn’t fit like a hefty bag. ⚓️
Well, what an awful year. Crohn’s really does suck. HOWEVER, this is the day that the Lord has made and we will still rejoice and be glad in it.
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Well, what an awful year. Crohn’s really does suck. HOWEVER, this is the day that the Lord has made and we will still rejoice and be glad in it.
Time to add another year to my journey with Crohn’s disease. Now we’re up to 16, and, to be honest, this year has been difficult. But here’s hoping the new meds work. 🙏🏻
May 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Time to add another year to my journey with Crohn’s disease. Now we’re up to 16, and, to be honest, this year has been difficult. But here’s hoping the new meds work. 🙏🏻
Ooh. This was fun to think about, especially given how much I’ve changed since seminary.
May 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ooh. This was fun to think about, especially given how much I’ve changed since seminary.
I’ve gone from having never heard of OwlCat games to being obsessed with Rogue Trader and Wrath of the Righteous.
January 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’ve gone from having never heard of OwlCat games to being obsessed with Rogue Trader and Wrath of the Righteous.
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"Why is Christmas to be celebrated? Why do we sing carols, hear the accounts of the Nativity from Scripture, and gather in churches in the cold and dark of December? Because of what the Nicene Creeds proclaims: Jesus Christ, the One born among us, is very God."
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God of God, Light of Light | Laudable Practice | The Critic Magazine
2025 will mark the 1,700th anniversary of the formulation of the Nicene Creed, the basic statement of Christian orthodoxy. In 325 AD, Christian bishops from across the Roman world (and some from…
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December 25, 2024 at 12:54 PM
"Why is Christmas to be celebrated? Why do we sing carols, hear the accounts of the Nativity from Scripture, and gather in churches in the cold and dark of December? Because of what the Nicene Creeds proclaims: Jesus Christ, the One born among us, is very God."
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Apparently we’re not getting over this cold by Christmas. 🫠
December 24, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Apparently we’re not getting over this cold by Christmas. 🫠
Having said the comfortable words for the last four Sundays in a row, I can’t for the life of me think of why they were removed from Rite II.
December 23, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Having said the comfortable words for the last four Sundays in a row, I can’t for the life of me think of why they were removed from Rite II.
Really hoping to be over this cold before it’s time to sing the Christmas liturgy. ‘Tis the season, indeed.
December 19, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Really hoping to be over this cold before it’s time to sing the Christmas liturgy. ‘Tis the season, indeed.
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Advent quote from Clint Eastwood's *Unforgiven* movie:
--A villain is shot, dies in agony.
--Schofield Kid, watching: I guess he had it comin.'
--Wm. Munny (Eastwood): We all have it comin', kid.
Romans 11:29-32
--A villain is shot, dies in agony.
--Schofield Kid, watching: I guess he had it comin.'
--Wm. Munny (Eastwood): We all have it comin', kid.
Romans 11:29-32
December 10, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Advent quote from Clint Eastwood's *Unforgiven* movie:
--A villain is shot, dies in agony.
--Schofield Kid, watching: I guess he had it comin.'
--Wm. Munny (Eastwood): We all have it comin', kid.
Romans 11:29-32
--A villain is shot, dies in agony.
--Schofield Kid, watching: I guess he had it comin.'
--Wm. Munny (Eastwood): We all have it comin', kid.
Romans 11:29-32
I would like this Crohn’s flare to chill out. Thank you in advance.
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I would like this Crohn’s flare to chill out. Thank you in advance.
How about the beginning of that Tennessee game lol
November 30, 2024 at 5:10 PM
How about the beginning of that Tennessee game lol
Alabama football. Why must you wound me this season.
November 24, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Alabama football. Why must you wound me this season.
Spent a couple hours with my folks putting together and loading up Thanksgiving dinner kits for families in our area. A very touching and neat ministry.
November 24, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Spent a couple hours with my folks putting together and loading up Thanksgiving dinner kits for families in our area. A very touching and neat ministry.
Last month the preschool kids got We’re Going on a Bear Hunt stuck in my head. This week it’s Gratitude Attitude. I’m strangely ok with this.
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Last month the preschool kids got We’re Going on a Bear Hunt stuck in my head. This week it’s Gratitude Attitude. I’m strangely ok with this.
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"He reformed the Church of England is what he did, restoring it to the True Catholick Faith held by da early church always and everywhere and in dis house Tommy Cranmer is a hero!"
November 19, 2024 at 9:23 PM
"He reformed the Church of England is what he did, restoring it to the True Catholick Faith held by da early church always and everywhere and in dis house Tommy Cranmer is a hero!"
So much yes. I threw out my back for the first time at 32 and have a mortgage. I’m just a regular adult now, thanks.
Sorry to the whole Episcopal Church, I'm just owning that I'm in my 30s and just not a "young adult" anymore—and I won't be identifying as one, thanks!!!
November 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
So much yes. I threw out my back for the first time at 32 and have a mortgage. I’m just a regular adult now, thanks.
Had a good time with the bishop visiting today. As I ran around in a flurry making sure everything was good, I said good morning to quite a few folks by name. Finally starting to feel a little more settled in.
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Had a good time with the bishop visiting today. As I ran around in a flurry making sure everything was good, I said good morning to quite a few folks by name. Finally starting to feel a little more settled in.
While I’m enjoying the results of being more physically active, man do I hate it in the moment.
November 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
While I’m enjoying the results of being more physically active, man do I hate it in the moment.
Dragon Quest 3 and cozy blankets are just what my heart and soul needed today.
November 15, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Dragon Quest 3 and cozy blankets are just what my heart and soul needed today.
Ooh. Fun.
With links, if I can manage it
November 14, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Ooh. Fun.
1. Laptop
2. Book I'm reading
3. An individual cough drop
4. iWatch charger
5. Prayer rope
2. Book I'm reading
3. An individual cough drop
4. iWatch charger
5. Prayer rope
Five things in my backpack?
Traveler’s notebook and fountain pen
Iced coffee, maybe two
A book I want to read but don’t have time to read
BCP
Too much tech (laptop, tablet, portable tripod, various cords, external hard drive)
Traveler’s notebook and fountain pen
Iced coffee, maybe two
A book I want to read but don’t have time to read
BCP
Too much tech (laptop, tablet, portable tripod, various cords, external hard drive)
Personality quiz: describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack/whatever at any given moment!
Mine are:
Journal
Film Camera
Glasses Wipe Cloth
St Gregory Prayer book
Electrolyte Drink mix
Mine are:
Journal
Film Camera
Glasses Wipe Cloth
St Gregory Prayer book
Electrolyte Drink mix
November 13, 2024 at 3:37 PM
1. Laptop
2. Book I'm reading
3. An individual cough drop
4. iWatch charger
5. Prayer rope
2. Book I'm reading
3. An individual cough drop
4. iWatch charger
5. Prayer rope
Can’t wait until Trump introduces some initiative with Harambe or the Harlem Shake.
November 13, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Can’t wait until Trump introduces some initiative with Harambe or the Harlem Shake.
I gotta say. I knew that I was going to be learning some things as a newly minted Priest-in-Charge. But boi. They’ve sure been some pretty weird and off the wall things for only having been here two months.
November 12, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I gotta say. I knew that I was going to be learning some things as a newly minted Priest-in-Charge. But boi. They’ve sure been some pretty weird and off the wall things for only having been here two months.
