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Miscreants Abound!
@miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
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Tech nerd, trans guy, general dweeb.

I own too many pets.

Mostly lurks. Owner of the best domain name in the universe; requests for usernames at turn.gay welcome.

Requests to do something with turn.gay also welcome.
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.

And use alt text!
A picture of the Buffy bot from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (note: the Buffy bot is also played by Sarah Michelle Gellar, it's very much just a picture of Buffy with a slightly manic smile).
July 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Hello from your dog's seeming clone (this was 5y ago so yours must be a younger model).
A puppy lies, sleeping, using a cat as a pillow.
May 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Here's a ridiculous dog; hope it helps
Small dog with mouth VERY open and a ridiculously long tongue mid-yawn
April 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
At times like this, I'd like to introduce you all to my favourite tattoo.

It reads "wwld?" and it stands for "What Would Lisbeth [Salander] Do?".

Often the answer when facing an injustice is "crime".

I used to view it as advice never to follow but, er...

Maybe we should follow it a bit more
Wrist tattoo, in Caleb Mono (I think) font, reads "WWLD?".
April 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
I don't think I have ever seen a cat pummel herself to sleep with her own tail before while purring.
March 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Hehehehe
Meme in the "You wouldn't steal a car" pattern (from 90s/00s anti-pirate ads). Reads: you wouldn't add a journalist to the war chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
I stopped posting a nice thing daily because life kinda started kicking me in the bollocks repeatedly.

However.

Here's a nice thing. It's a Lego motorcycle I built. Best birthday present ever.
Lego motorcycle (Kawasaki Ninja). Fully built.
February 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
If you see this post a knight!
A picture of Heath Ledger in full armour as Ulrich Von Liechtenstein in the film A Knight's Tale
February 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Today's "happy things" post:

Sometimes I'll be watching or reading something and I'll look down and realise a cat has curled up on me, completely without me noticing.
A small black cat with a white tuxedo is lay on a human's arm and chest.
February 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Ghosthunting!cat is here to assist.
A black and white cat is sat upright in profile on a leather chair, staring at nothing, facing away from the camera.
January 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
That's a beautiful pull right there.

I had this happen to me once. Best day ever.
The result of a pack opening in the Pokémon Trading Card Pocket game. A full art Pidgeot, 2 gold mews, an immersive Celebi, and a full art Vaporeon.
January 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Here is a puppy, she is a good antidote to this phenomenon.

I can also provide various distracting cats.
A small black and brown spaniel cross is lying on a yellow mat on a grey tiled kitchen gloor. Her tail is wagging and one floppy ear is bizarrely fully extended sideways, like a bat ear. In her mouth is one end of the giant toy bone, the rest of which is sticking out of her mouth in a goofy manner.
January 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Sometimes I forget I live in a really pretty part of the world.
Photo: The sunset in the west is weakly reflected in a lake, with some scattered low clouds in an otherwise darkening blue sky, and some lights over the other side of the lake.
November 28, 2024 at 1:47 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Riveting and fierce.
Poem text: If you force me to be your property I will become a wood chipper by Leslie J Anderson I've been many things in my life--- a scholar, a mother, a laborer, a love, a singer of songs that are mostly puns, a dancer with my dogs in the living room, but if you force me to be an object I will become very sharp--- A blender. A garbage disposal. Arsenic served our ancestors well but have you considered that we are being threatened with the room where the knives live? Someone once told me that the best poems are threats. Well, so am I.
November 11, 2024 at 4:45 PM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Behold - Christmas has arrived.

This is as much as we ever put up.

Bleh.
A gas fireplace with ornate surround and mantelpiece. Next to the fire is a very small Santa in a chair with some books. Hanging from the mantel are two stockings, and on the mantelpiece are a variety of items, including a small Santa cutout, a frost-effect branch of mistletoe with white LED lights, a wooden poseable hand with the thumb and forefinger straight out, with pink LED lights wrapped around it, and a blue lamp in the shape of a human head wearing a Santa hat with beard. A 5 foot Christmas tree with lights and baubles.
December 16, 2023 at 6:58 PM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
My DIY costume incl gaping neck wound. To create - ordinary face paint, toilet roll, liquid latex and fake blood.
Zombie pirate with gaping neck wound Zombie pirate with gaping neck wound
October 29, 2023 at 12:06 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Some snaps from our Halloween setup ahead of the small party we held tonight. Great evening, great peeps, and we made the house look cool!
Dark drapes, cobwebs and spiders in a doorway Picture of a living room decorated for Halloween with lights, ghosts, spiderwebs and candles. Large living room decorated for Halloween with purple lights, an ornate 5-candle candlestick and plastic spiders.
October 29, 2023 at 12:02 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Ahem.
The Facebook report photo meme. A small screenshot of an online form. Header: What's going on? Option selected: I'm in this photo and I don't like it
October 24, 2023 at 8:01 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Dog has gotten in on the action...
Small dog sat on human's lap at desk
October 5, 2023 at 4:41 PM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Me: trying to work
Cat: hoooooomin pay attention
Cat stands in front of monitor Cat climbs over keyboard onto human Cat has climbed onto human's shoulder Cat is on human's knee rubbing cheek to cheek
October 5, 2023 at 4:37 PM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Harry Potter and the Malevolent Millionaire
A WhatsApp conversation: Person 1: Michael Gambon has died 82 Person 2: Dumbledore Dies Again Person 3: sad face emoji, so sad Person 1: "Dumbledore Dies Again" is this the title of the latest film Person 2: Nah that's "JK Rowling Had No Involvement In This One, Honest Guv" Person 2: Harry Potter and the Desperate Studio Head Person 2: Fantastic Beasts and How To Fuck Up A Franchise Person 2: ... I could go on
September 28, 2023 at 12:30 PM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
It's 2am here in the UK and I have assembled a crack team of stouts to get me through...
5 large cans of beer, largely stouts, stacked on a bedside table
September 28, 2023 at 12:57 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
I have two things.

The first is this picture of a very cute dog...
A small dog lies on AstroTurf, panting/smiling at the camera.
September 25, 2023 at 6:40 PM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
Some sort of medieval thing going on in Central Manchester (the Medieval Quarter, of course).

Quietly giggling at Ye Olde Fluorescent Traffic Cones.
A number people dressed in medieval peasant clothing. The area is roped off by sticks and rope, but they have been defeated by the mud, and so the sticks are all in bright orange traffic cones to hold them up.
September 23, 2023 at 10:05 AM
miscreancy.willmakeyou.turn.gay
I have found the most uncomfortable bench in the world.

Your arse and spine would have to be octagonal for this to be anything approaching comfortable.
A picture of a stone and wood bench. There are three slats 2" apart to sit on, and 2 slats 4" apart to lean back against. All slats are at different angles.
September 10, 2023 at 2:07 PM