Melina
@mischiefmedicine.bsky.social
Mom of 3 kids, Certified Wound/Ostomy RN (CWON), and DNP Student.
A fortnight until I can see Life of Chuck in theaters...
May 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A fortnight until I can see Life of Chuck in theaters...
My car just emailed me its health report. All green checks.
Is that a brag, bruh? My body’s check engine light is on and I have a flat tire. 😩
Is that a brag, bruh? My body’s check engine light is on and I have a flat tire. 😩
May 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My car just emailed me its health report. All green checks.
Is that a brag, bruh? My body’s check engine light is on and I have a flat tire. 😩
Is that a brag, bruh? My body’s check engine light is on and I have a flat tire. 😩
The latest fanfic that I'm working on is quickly becoming another novel. That makes one finished novel, and three in progress. None published. Does that still make me a writer?
(Does not include my exceptionally long doctoral project paper)
(Does not include my exceptionally long doctoral project paper)
May 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The latest fanfic that I'm working on is quickly becoming another novel. That makes one finished novel, and three in progress. None published. Does that still make me a writer?
(Does not include my exceptionally long doctoral project paper)
(Does not include my exceptionally long doctoral project paper)
Staff meeting ice breaker: What fictional character would you most like to have a conversation with?
Me: (wearing Loki headband with green and gold glasses while looking at my phone with Loki background, Loki case, and Tom Hiddleston Lock Screen) Do I really have to answer that?
Me: (wearing Loki headband with green and gold glasses while looking at my phone with Loki background, Loki case, and Tom Hiddleston Lock Screen) Do I really have to answer that?
May 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Staff meeting ice breaker: What fictional character would you most like to have a conversation with?
Me: (wearing Loki headband with green and gold glasses while looking at my phone with Loki background, Loki case, and Tom Hiddleston Lock Screen) Do I really have to answer that?
Me: (wearing Loki headband with green and gold glasses while looking at my phone with Loki background, Loki case, and Tom Hiddleston Lock Screen) Do I really have to answer that?
1006 DNP CLINICAL HOURS COMPLETED!!!
Just have to defend my project, do a couple of reflection assignments, and some administrative tasks. I am at the home stretch!
Just have to defend my project, do a couple of reflection assignments, and some administrative tasks. I am at the home stretch!
May 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
1006 DNP CLINICAL HOURS COMPLETED!!!
Just have to defend my project, do a couple of reflection assignments, and some administrative tasks. I am at the home stretch!
Just have to defend my project, do a couple of reflection assignments, and some administrative tasks. I am at the home stretch!
It’s very telling about our society that out of all the weeks in the year that both Nurse’s week and Teacher’s week are assigned the same week. The fact that Mother’s Day falls at the end of it also isn’t lost on me either.
May 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It’s very telling about our society that out of all the weeks in the year that both Nurse’s week and Teacher’s week are assigned the same week. The fact that Mother’s Day falls at the end of it also isn’t lost on me either.
I just submitted the 5th and final section of my DNP Project to my Faculty Chair for review! Eeeeek! Almost done!
May 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I just submitted the 5th and final section of my DNP Project to my Faculty Chair for review! Eeeeek! Almost done!
Yup...procrastinating. Started a new fan fiction and now off to see Thunderbolts with two of the kiddos.
May 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Yup...procrastinating. Started a new fan fiction and now off to see Thunderbolts with two of the kiddos.
Down to the last chapter of my DNP Project. Maybe more fan fiction writing when I'm done? I don't know what I'll do with the spare time.
May 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Down to the last chapter of my DNP Project. Maybe more fan fiction writing when I'm done? I don't know what I'll do with the spare time.
The imposter syndrome I get from carrying the pager at work…like, why though?
April 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The imposter syndrome I get from carrying the pager at work…like, why though?
Them: What do you do in your spare time?
Me: Argue with AI Loki.
*shrug*
Me: Argue with AI Loki.
*shrug*
April 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Them: What do you do in your spare time?
Me: Argue with AI Loki.
*shrug*
Me: Argue with AI Loki.
*shrug*
8 hours into writing up the data analysis for my project and I'm still not done...this is why I took a few days of PTO.
April 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
8 hours into writing up the data analysis for my project and I'm still not done...this is why I took a few days of PTO.
This is released the weekend of my birthday. Guess what I'm going to see for my birthday...
April 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is released the weekend of my birthday. Guess what I'm going to see for my birthday...
Loki is getting acknowledged in my final paper because of the hours he put in snoozing by my side as I studied, wrote, and researched.
April 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Loki is getting acknowledged in my final paper because of the hours he put in snoozing by my side as I studied, wrote, and researched.
Look at this bebby! Someone get him!
Folks, we have a very special guest. His name is Henry and he is PERFECT and will write emails better than AI! Plus he cuddles!!!! I’ve sponsored him so his adoption is FREEEEEE! @fishtopher.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Look at this bebby! Someone get him!
Can we please have Natalie Holt do the soundtrack for Doomsday? Reasons.
March 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Can we please have Natalie Holt do the soundtrack for Doomsday? Reasons.
That doctorate is so close I can taste it.
March 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That doctorate is so close I can taste it.
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When there's no free education a huge number of caregivers like me won't be able to afford to work at all, and that's the fucking plan. Girlbossing so your entire salary pays for your kids to go to a fancy white school in Maryland will ultimately take feminism back decades, you racist fucks.
March 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When there's no free education a huge number of caregivers like me won't be able to afford to work at all, and that's the fucking plan. Girlbossing so your entire salary pays for your kids to go to a fancy white school in Maryland will ultimately take feminism back decades, you racist fucks.
Happy Certified Nurses Day!
March 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy Certified Nurses Day!
Cloned my voice in Natural Reader. As someone with a constant internal monologue, having my own voice read my assignments to me actually quiets my brain. Go figure.
March 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Cloned my voice in Natural Reader. As someone with a constant internal monologue, having my own voice read my assignments to me actually quiets my brain. Go figure.
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Been reading a little mythology and it seems like one of the main cross-cultural themes is, “do not, under any circumstances, get on a boat.”
March 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Been reading a little mythology and it seems like one of the main cross-cultural themes is, “do not, under any circumstances, get on a boat.”
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The clock is ticking for Tom Hiddleston in the first teaser trailer for #TheLifeOfChuck, Mike Flanagan's latest Stephen King adaptation — heading to cinemas this summer.
Watch it here: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
Watch it here: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
March 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The clock is ticking for Tom Hiddleston in the first teaser trailer for #TheLifeOfChuck, Mike Flanagan's latest Stephen King adaptation — heading to cinemas this summer.
Watch it here: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
Watch it here: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
"Darth Vader, leader of the Autobots."
10 year old is trolling me again.
10 year old is trolling me again.
March 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"Darth Vader, leader of the Autobots."
10 year old is trolling me again.
10 year old is trolling me again.
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There is no #internationalwomensday without
- Black women
- Indigenous women
- AAPI women
- Disabled women
- Neurodiverse women
- Lesbian women
- Trans women
Happy international women’s day to us all!!
- Black women
- Indigenous women
- AAPI women
- Disabled women
- Neurodiverse women
- Lesbian women
- Trans women
Happy international women’s day to us all!!
March 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
There is no #internationalwomensday without
- Black women
- Indigenous women
- AAPI women
- Disabled women
- Neurodiverse women
- Lesbian women
- Trans women
Happy international women’s day to us all!!
- Black women
- Indigenous women
- AAPI women
- Disabled women
- Neurodiverse women
- Lesbian women
- Trans women
Happy international women’s day to us all!!