Jess
@mirrorman.bsky.social
Just a guy with some cats and chickens that wants to talk to you about some things.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Is there a war on drugs or not?
“Additionally, I Will be granting a Full and Complete Pardon to Former President Juan Orlando Hernandez who has been, according to many people that | greatly respect, treated very harshly and unfairly.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Is there a war on drugs or not?
The Algorithm machine has said that we needed a reboot of Anaconda as a flat-out comedy instead of a jungle thriller that was unintentionally comedic. I don't think Hollywood is going to make it...
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Algorithm machine has said that we needed a reboot of Anaconda as a flat-out comedy instead of a jungle thriller that was unintentionally comedic. I don't think Hollywood is going to make it...
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I bet yam tits doesn't even know what the autopen actually is. Like he thinks the stealth fighters are actually invisible and people seeking asylum are escaped from mental asylums...
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I bet yam tits doesn't even know what the autopen actually is. Like he thinks the stealth fighters are actually invisible and people seeking asylum are escaped from mental asylums...
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Also if you’re unwilling to be confrontational with powerful people you just should not be a journalist. You aren’t cut out for it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Also if you’re unwilling to be confrontational with powerful people you just should not be a journalist. You aren’t cut out for it.
So Google just ran an ad for its Gemini AI during the football game that is basically "Deceive your children with this product"
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So Google just ran an ad for its Gemini AI during the football game that is basically "Deceive your children with this product"
I am thankful for the people that are subject to viewing my posts that do not attempt to have me banned for not having the juice.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I am thankful for the people that are subject to viewing my posts that do not attempt to have me banned for not having the juice.
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They like Trump and want to help him
“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They like Trump and want to help him
Someone needs to tell Tony Romo to stop eating spoonfuls of hot gravel. Get the man some tea.
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Someone needs to tell Tony Romo to stop eating spoonfuls of hot gravel. Get the man some tea.
Lil Jon on the Toys'R'Us float tells you all you need to know about where we are as a society.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Lil Jon on the Toys'R'Us float tells you all you need to know about where we are as a society.
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Remember.
It's time to gather nuts, berries, and whiskey for the Great Turkey.
If the ancient foul demon finds no offering when it gobbles by on Thanksgiving Eve, its wrath will be terrible to behold.
It's time to gather nuts, berries, and whiskey for the Great Turkey.
If the ancient foul demon finds no offering when it gobbles by on Thanksgiving Eve, its wrath will be terrible to behold.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Remember.
It's time to gather nuts, berries, and whiskey for the Great Turkey.
If the ancient foul demon finds no offering when it gobbles by on Thanksgiving Eve, its wrath will be terrible to behold.
It's time to gather nuts, berries, and whiskey for the Great Turkey.
If the ancient foul demon finds no offering when it gobbles by on Thanksgiving Eve, its wrath will be terrible to behold.
Totally not a fascist country. Not authoritarian at all...
National police investigate members of the opposition who call for military to follow the law
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
FBI seeks interviews with six Democrats Trump accused of 'seditious behavior'
The lawmakers, who released a video urging members of the military and the intelligence community not to follow illegal orders, accused Trump of trying to intimidate them.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Totally not a fascist country. Not authoritarian at all...
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social I met this dog today! I saw her with her mom and was going to ask if I could say hi, but before I could, they approached me, and her mom asked, “Can my dog say hi to you?”
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I met this dog today! I saw her with her mom and was going to ask if I could say hi, but before I could, they approached me, and her mom asked, “Can my dog say hi to you?”
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can’t fucking catch a breath
make it stop
make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
can’t fucking catch a breath
make it stop
make it stop
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put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
put your frozen turkey in whatever pot you want. it's yours. you own it. these government safety thugs want to control every aspect of our lives with fear and intimidation. well guess what. it's normal for houses to burn down. happens all the time. ooooh i'm soo scared of regular stuff. yeah right
This is art.
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is art.
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They really all are the same song.
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
They really all are the same song.
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“I told everybody: ‘I’m retired, I sit home all day. If we get any reports of ICE in the neighborhood, somebody text me, and I’ll run over on my scooter and go yell at them.’”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“I told everybody: ‘I’m retired, I sit home all day. If we get any reports of ICE in the neighborhood, somebody text me, and I’ll run over on my scooter and go yell at them.’”
Who could have predicted such a thing...
www.espn.com/mens-college...
www.espn.com/mens-college...
NCAA: Ex-Temple player bet against own team
A former Temple men's basketball player placed dozens of bets on Owls games over two seasons, including wagering against his own team, the NCAA announced.
www.espn.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Who could have predicted such a thing...
www.espn.com/mens-college...
www.espn.com/mens-college...
Some people just post too damn much.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Some people just post too damn much.
The USA needs to be 2nd amendmenting much harder than this.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The USA needs to be 2nd amendmenting much harder than this.
This may be the worst offensive line performance I have ever seen.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This may be the worst offensive line performance I have ever seen.
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Can we call up so Amerks players? That might help🥺
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Can we call up so Amerks players? That might help🥺