Miranda
@mirbur.bsky.social
I knit, I mom, and I really like cheese. Studying occupational therapy. Big fan of the husband.
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Miranda
@mirbur.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Here's a bit about me: progressive liberal, dog mom, cat mom, human mom, agnostic exmormon, recent Illinois resident after longtime Utah residency (so glad I left). I'm really into learning science trivia, I enjoy RPGs, and I think The Good Place is my new religion. Happily married for a decade.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I have a survey I need people to take for my English class. It'll take less than a minute.
forms.office.com/r/1UUyYp2TPJ
forms.office.com/r/1UUyYp2TPJ
Microsoft Forms
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November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have a survey I need people to take for my English class. It'll take less than a minute.
forms.office.com/r/1UUyYp2TPJ
forms.office.com/r/1UUyYp2TPJ
Checked my grades today. Really pushing that "Cs get degrees" thing
November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Checked my grades today. Really pushing that "Cs get degrees" thing
I'm in a very loving and committed relationship with a man and I sometimes forget I'm bi. But then the hot girl in my chemistry class will say hi to me and oh Lord I'm very very bi.
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm in a very loving and committed relationship with a man and I sometimes forget I'm bi. But then the hot girl in my chemistry class will say hi to me and oh Lord I'm very very bi.
I don't believe in hell anymore, but I'm pretty sure my hell is having to write for a class. Or just writing in general. I hate writing. Growing up LDS, if my family was asked to speak in church I always asked if I could do a musical number instead since writing makes me disappear.
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I don't believe in hell anymore, but I'm pretty sure my hell is having to write for a class. Or just writing in general. I hate writing. Growing up LDS, if my family was asked to speak in church I always asked if I could do a musical number instead since writing makes me disappear.
In a stunning turn of events, I have become the extrovert friend I always needed and my introvert friends appreciate it. I got told that I'm a friend for life yesterday and I'm still giddy about it.
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
In a stunning turn of events, I have become the extrovert friend I always needed and my introvert friends appreciate it. I got told that I'm a friend for life yesterday and I'm still giddy about it.
Visited Chicago for the first time today. Finally got to eat good sushi in the Midwest. We didn't think it existed after being here a year
September 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Visited Chicago for the first time today. Finally got to eat good sushi in the Midwest. We didn't think it existed after being here a year
Not a fan of this "teach yourself the curriculum" bullshit that all 4 of my teachers this semester seem keen on
August 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Not a fan of this "teach yourself the curriculum" bullshit that all 4 of my teachers this semester seem keen on
Hyper aware of my privilege today. All the passing of this bill will do is hurt me and my family financially. I'm devastated for all those that this administration will straight up kill. I'm horrified by the events of today. I don't know what to do.
July 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hyper aware of my privilege today. All the passing of this bill will do is hurt me and my family financially. I'm devastated for all those that this administration will straight up kill. I'm horrified by the events of today. I don't know what to do.
Got an ad that says "you deserve better than your cramped dorm, come live at (whatever the apartment complex's name was)
Me: (stares at 2000 sq ft house I own) ew apartments
Me: (stares at 2000 sq ft house I own) ew apartments
June 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Got an ad that says "you deserve better than your cramped dorm, come live at (whatever the apartment complex's name was)
Me: (stares at 2000 sq ft house I own) ew apartments
Me: (stares at 2000 sq ft house I own) ew apartments
When you're a mom and you get to take an everything shower
a cartoon character giving an ok sign with his hand
ALT: a cartoon character giving an ok sign with his hand
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May 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When you're a mom and you get to take an everything shower
9 year old me would be mortified that I moved to the Midwest and now regularly deal with tornado warnings, because 9 year old me had recurring tornado nightmares for like a solid year
May 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
9 year old me would be mortified that I moved to the Midwest and now regularly deal with tornado warnings, because 9 year old me had recurring tornado nightmares for like a solid year
AC broke, fully touched out by baby, not even close to enough quality time with husband, and the baby keeps fucking biting me. Losing my mind over here
May 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
AC broke, fully touched out by baby, not even close to enough quality time with husband, and the baby keeps fucking biting me. Losing my mind over here
What a time to need your best friend. She's 1300 miles away and it's her anniversary so I can't even call her.
April 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What a time to need your best friend. She's 1300 miles away and it's her anniversary so I can't even call her.
Easter hits waaaay chiller when you believe that Jesus was just some dude instead a deity.
April 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Easter hits waaaay chiller when you believe that Jesus was just some dude instead a deity.
One thing about me is I run pretty heavily off of vibes. For example, the lady from the grocery store gave me "eat your baby" vibes so I made sure our trip was as short as possible and if she had come any closer to my baby there's a chance I would have blacked out from full momma bear rage
April 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
One thing about me is I run pretty heavily off of vibes. For example, the lady from the grocery store gave me "eat your baby" vibes so I made sure our trip was as short as possible and if she had come any closer to my baby there's a chance I would have blacked out from full momma bear rage
I only saw them for a few minutes and didn't get a chance to meet them, but I think my new neighbors are a lesbian couple so I fixed the pride flag on my house so it's displayed a little better.
April 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I only saw them for a few minutes and didn't get a chance to meet them, but I think my new neighbors are a lesbian couple so I fixed the pride flag on my house so it's displayed a little better.
My ex best friend is a very good person who just wasn't good to me
the hardest pill to swallow is that the people who treated you badly aren’t bad people
April 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My ex best friend is a very good person who just wasn't good to me
Constantly stuck between "the world is ending so save your money" and "the world is ending so I deserve a treat"
April 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Constantly stuck between "the world is ending so save your money" and "the world is ending so I deserve a treat"
I've finally found friends who match my energy and are just as excited about hanging out with me as I am about hanging out with them. I've been searching for this my whole life
March 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I've finally found friends who match my energy and are just as excited about hanging out with me as I am about hanging out with them. I've been searching for this my whole life
Briefly thought the house was haunted. Turns out the cat was stuck in a kitchen cupboard
March 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Briefly thought the house was haunted. Turns out the cat was stuck in a kitchen cupboard
I think I've followed too many political activists on here because scrolling my feed is straddling the line between being informed and thinking the world is going to end. So if you get unfollowed it's nothing against you and everything for my mental health. I need to disengage geez
February 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I think I've followed too many political activists on here because scrolling my feed is straddling the line between being informed and thinking the world is going to end. So if you get unfollowed it's nothing against you and everything for my mental health. I need to disengage geez
Fairly certain my husband forgot today is Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Fairly certain my husband forgot today is Valentine's Day.
It has happened entirely too many times where I put the burp cloth on my shoulder to burp my baby and she spits up everywhere*except* the burp cloth.
January 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It has happened entirely too many times where I put the burp cloth on my shoulder to burp my baby and she spits up everywhere*except* the burp cloth.
Knitting a hat for a friend's dog (it has holes for the ears, it's going to be very cute) and I'm starting to fall asleep on the couch but I wanna keep knitting. But I have a full day of taking care of the baby and not getting a nap tomorrow. So frustrating.
January 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Knitting a hat for a friend's dog (it has holes for the ears, it's going to be very cute) and I'm starting to fall asleep on the couch but I wanna keep knitting. But I have a full day of taking care of the baby and not getting a nap tomorrow. So frustrating.