Miranda Rider
@mirandarider.bsky.social
Akron Ohio's Dominatrix.
I think I'm funny.
I think I'm funny.
It's been ordered!
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It's been ordered!
My dog bears an uncanny resemblance to the guy on the L.A. Fitness billboard in Cuyahoga Falls.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My dog bears an uncanny resemblance to the guy on the L.A. Fitness billboard in Cuyahoga Falls.
I have nothing clever to add.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have nothing clever to add.
New spectacles.
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
New spectacles.
Told my boyfriend that I wanted to roleplay during sex and then proceeded to ask him to ask him to call me "Casey Anthony." 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Told my boyfriend that I wanted to roleplay during sex and then proceeded to ask him to ask him to call me "Casey Anthony." 🤣
If you really want to come in for a session but are struggling with your religious convictions, DO NOT CONTACT ME.
You're just going to pussy out anyway and, also, your killing my vibe.
Get off the internet nudie sites & go pray on it, my brother.
Jesus loves you, bud. Try harder. Do better.
You're just going to pussy out anyway and, also, your killing my vibe.
Get off the internet nudie sites & go pray on it, my brother.
Jesus loves you, bud. Try harder. Do better.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If you really want to come in for a session but are struggling with your religious convictions, DO NOT CONTACT ME.
You're just going to pussy out anyway and, also, your killing my vibe.
Get off the internet nudie sites & go pray on it, my brother.
Jesus loves you, bud. Try harder. Do better.
You're just going to pussy out anyway and, also, your killing my vibe.
Get off the internet nudie sites & go pray on it, my brother.
Jesus loves you, bud. Try harder. Do better.
Never give up on your dreams.
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Never give up on your dreams.
Word.
October 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Word.
I charge clients for the amount of time we spend sessioning, not the amount of time booked.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I charge clients for the amount of time we spend sessioning, not the amount of time booked.
I'm celebrating Shiv an Ex Day.
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I'm celebrating Shiv an Ex Day.
Doing a lil' bit of acting today ...
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Doing a lil' bit of acting today ...
I just finished "Big Swiss" by Jenn Beagin.
Fucking loved it! 😁
Fucking loved it! 😁
October 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I just finished "Big Swiss" by Jenn Beagin.
Fucking loved it! 😁
Fucking loved it! 😁
History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
--Mark Twain
--Mark Twain
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
--Mark Twain
--Mark Twain
I can't resist a sale.
October 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I can't resist a sale.
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Celebrate Columbus Day by going out for Indian food but getting lost and stopping at a quiet buffet restaurant for a nice meal.
Then murder everyone there.
Then murder everyone there.
October 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Celebrate Columbus Day by going out for Indian food but getting lost and stopping at a quiet buffet restaurant for a nice meal.
Then murder everyone there.
Then murder everyone there.
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Who wore it best?
October 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Who wore it best?
Remember the Irish goodbye guy?
He scheduled a session for today that he had to cancel.
But instead of letting me know that he was canceling, he just didn't confirm.
So, if you have to cancel, please let me know so I'm not sitting here like an dumb fuck waiting for a text that isn't coming.
He scheduled a session for today that he had to cancel.
But instead of letting me know that he was canceling, he just didn't confirm.
So, if you have to cancel, please let me know so I'm not sitting here like an dumb fuck waiting for a text that isn't coming.
October 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Remember the Irish goodbye guy?
He scheduled a session for today that he had to cancel.
But instead of letting me know that he was canceling, he just didn't confirm.
So, if you have to cancel, please let me know so I'm not sitting here like an dumb fuck waiting for a text that isn't coming.
He scheduled a session for today that he had to cancel.
But instead of letting me know that he was canceling, he just didn't confirm.
So, if you have to cancel, please let me know so I'm not sitting here like an dumb fuck waiting for a text that isn't coming.
@trishcamry.bsky.social hi Trish! I hope you're doing well and I miss your sexy ass.
Seriously, if I never told you while we were sessioning, your ass is succulent as fuck.
Much ❤️
😘
Seriously, if I never told you while we were sessioning, your ass is succulent as fuck.
Much ❤️
😘
October 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
@trishcamry.bsky.social hi Trish! I hope you're doing well and I miss your sexy ass.
Seriously, if I never told you while we were sessioning, your ass is succulent as fuck.
Much ❤️
😘
Seriously, if I never told you while we were sessioning, your ass is succulent as fuck.
Much ❤️
😘
@judearcana.bsky.social BTW, have you read "Bunny?" So good.l
October 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
@judearcana.bsky.social BTW, have you read "Bunny?" So good.l
I just had the sudden realization that I've listened to so many audiobooks narrated by Brits, I'm not sure how to pronounce anything anymore.
My phonics is fucked. 😂
My phonics is fucked. 😂
October 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I just had the sudden realization that I've listened to so many audiobooks narrated by Brits, I'm not sure how to pronounce anything anymore.
My phonics is fucked. 😂
My phonics is fucked. 😂
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Not horror-related, but it made me belly laugh, so I'm sharing it. Deal with it :P
October 5, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Not horror-related, but it made me belly laugh, so I'm sharing it. Deal with it :P
The most informative, enlightening, and depressing as fuck book I've ever read.
October 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The most informative, enlightening, and depressing as fuck book I've ever read.
I'm giving my bathroom a mini-makeover so I got some new art.
The artist is Chuck U and you can find him on Etsy.
The artist is Chuck U and you can find him on Etsy.
September 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm giving my bathroom a mini-makeover so I got some new art.
The artist is Chuck U and you can find him on Etsy.
The artist is Chuck U and you can find him on Etsy.